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6The Krusty Scandal SpongeBob is not acting himself. Neither is Mr. Krabs. Squidward senses something's up.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Crime & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 7, follows: 6, 9/17/2020, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs
7Filthy Billow SpongeBob wakes up chock full of... SPERM! Each year for a week he experiences the agonizing and humiliating effects of mating season on his body. It seems no matter what he tries, he can't escape the torment. But there's one way out he's had yet to try...
SpongeBob SquarePants, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/2/2020
4 Employee of the First Month "There ya go, lad. I ain't seen a smile more proud in all me days." SpongeBob receives his first employee of the month award, and a whole lot of love to go with it! (Written purely to keep my writing skills fresh.) Happy 21st anniversary, SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, 5/6/2020, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs
17SpongeBob BadAss » UPDATED SUMMARY He was weak. Everybody knew SpongeBob was weak. He was just a kid, just a Goofy Goober. Encompassed within his being was a thin layer between lionhearted workman and spineless milksop. He'd let the world see him at his worst, but ever since Mr. Krabs recrudesced the whole employee of the month ballyhoo, he had been inspired to position himself in a different light.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 34k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 3/8/2020 published: 11/17/2019, [SpongeBob, Squidward] Mr. Krabs, Plankton
6Trapped He really wished he weren't there right then.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 5, 8/30/2019, Squidward
7 His All Wasn't Enough When Mr. Krabs died, he left the formula with his greatest employee. It was then that SpongeBob's brain became the most sacred thing in Bikini Bottom. Unable to go about life without the government obsessing over his safety, he finds it increasingly difficult to honor his boss' dying wishes. —Rated T for language and dark thematic elements.—
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 7, 6/21/2019, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs
7Failed Attempts Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff have been dating for a very long time, but still have yet to share their first kiss. Circumstances seem to always play against them in their intimate moments, but can that change on one terribly awkward date? Krabs x Puff (Kruff) WARNING: frequent cursing.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 5, 6/18/2019, [Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff]
30SpongeBob SquarePants Funshots » Come read racy oneshots of your favorite sea creatures in any underwater situation imaginable. Rated T for suggestive material, which may not be suitable for younger readers. Examples: lovemaking, cursing, etc. — STAY TUNED FOR FUTURE SMUT! — I ALSO LOVE REVIEWS, SO PLEASE DROP BY AND LEAVE ONE! — (R.I.P Stephen Hillenburg)
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 9, words: 8k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 5/21/2019 published: 5/19/2018, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward
5The Book Lucy finds a book that really AROUSES her interest.
Loud House, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 6, 4/22/2019
6 Biggest Mistake What if Squidward's irrational fears became reality?
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 658, favs: 10, follows: 4, 4/20/2019, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs
6License to Love After Patrick gets his boating license, things get out of hand. —Like the wheel.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 2/28/2019, [SpongeBob, Patrick]
2The Chip (REWRITTEN) When Karen and Plankton decide to have kids, they realize that making babies is a cinch compared to having them. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SpongeBob Squarepants or any of its characters. —THIS IS A COMPLETELY REWRITTEN VERSION OF THIS STORY FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT— Proportions are in the cover image!
SpongeBob SquarePants, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 12/26/2018, Plankton, Karen
37Thou Art in Heaven » After Lincoln discovers the Holy Bible, his life is changed for the better. How will his family treat him when they learn of his newfound religious ways? I do not own The Loud House or any of its characters.
Loud House, K+, English, Family & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 11, follows: 17, updated: 8/23/2018 published: 4/11/2018
9Remorse Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton are experiencing broken hearts and handling the heartache with different approaches. Rage, regret and revenge seem to overcome them, and that only creates more chaos. —WARNING—: frequent cursing, hints of slash, intense scenes, etc. —UPDATE—: Major dialogue and wording update. Be sure to reread and stay tuned for more chapters.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, 8/23/2018, Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Plankton, Karen
11You Really Do Learn Something New Every Day! » After Lisa is teased for lacking knowledge on the female anatomy, she is determined to prove to her older sisters that she truly does know it all!
Loud House, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 4/11/2018 published: 4/10/2018, Leni L., Lisa L., Luna L., Lynn L.
7Moronic Love Sometimes all you need to do is be honest about your feelings. Oneshot. Implied gay. Rated T for suggestive content. I do not own SpongeBob SquarePants or any of its characters.
SpongeBob SquarePants, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 4/10/2018
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