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*Undergoing revamping...*

About Me:

I make it policy not to reveal much personal info over the Internet, but I am a dude, I like pizza(practically all food I've ever tried), chaos and discord that I control and inflict upon my own characters (and friends occassionally), all things that are anime and good, and mostly every type of video game. Just don't make me face zombies!! o.0 (Shivers) Not the zombies, mommy, not the zombies... PLEASE, THEY HAVE CHAINSAWS!! *Burns a Resident Evil disk*

Video games I like would be Kingdom Hearts 2, .Hack//GU Volume 3, and a couple of Naruto games and of course lets not forget the Sonic titles. Mario rawks, too. Although more recently I've found myself addicted to Rockstar's Bully. Humorous, senseless violence, mindless corruption... yep. That's right up my alley. (I don't care about the ratings, man. They don't tell me how to play a video game, man. They're just made because they can't appreciate 'em, man. ...Man.) To me, games inspire some severe creativity, folks. Now lets go blow each other up on Modern Warfare 2!

Okay, one little pet-peeve about me I want to talk about... I REALLY dislike when people read a story, and not bother reviewing. It's not hard and it's not rocket science, folks. Forgetting's understandable, hell, I forget too. But really, simply drop a line. Even so much as a quick comment can have encouraging and/or motivating effects. That review button has been made more apparent for a reason.

Favorite Things: The list I have here is composed even of anime that have long since been canceled. Or ruined. -cough- Pokemon -coughcough, ahem...-





Full Metal Alchemist

Bleach (new fave!)

Teen Titans

Sonic X (Eh... for the most part, anyway =)

Games (Now as you read this video game list, if I still have an audience, please don't label me as a bad care-taker for the list of broken games. I'll try harder next time around! :(

Bully: Canis Canem Edit

Sonic Riders

Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity

.Hack//G.U. Series (Mostly 3)

Jak II Jak III

Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) (...RENT, DON'T BUY!! You'll regret it.)

Kingdom Hearts (PS2) (An all time favorite.)

Kingdom Hearts II (PS2) (Do I need to say ANYTHING? Oh. Except: Broke it.)

Pokemon Diamond (Nintendo DS) 5 Stars (Best handheld Pokemon game to date. But I broke it.)

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (Nintendo Gamecube) 5 Stars (Most inticing RPG I've ever played. In the past few months... I broke it.)

Pokemon Colloseum (GC) 5 Stars (Both Umbreon and Espeon from the start! No complicated trainning! Oh, and loved this game's music. Broke it.)

Super Smash Bros. Melee (You should know the systems by now.) 5 Stars (Best. Fighting. Game. Evers. Broke it.)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl! (It speaks for itself. MOST AWESOME GAME EVERS!! ...Sniffs... I own no Wii... well, to my friend's house then.) 7 stars. I can do that if I want to! ...

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle/5 Stars (An All Time Favorite. Loved the music and game and still do.)

Paper Mario (N64) 5 Stars (Gotta love the classics.)

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga (GBA) 5 Stars (One of the funniest RPG's I've ever played!)

Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness/4 Stars (Note: I go from top favorites to least favorites.)

Guitar Hero 2: (PS2) 4 Stars (It'll become 5 once I can do expert mode. Expert mode cheats. Broke it. )

Animal Crossing (GC Version) 3 Stars (Animals become robots after a while. They can't read letters. Sighs vv - These are depressed eyes...or whatever. Sold it. Thought I was going to say 'broke it' again, huh?)

Note: A lot of my games are indeed broken.

Top Game:

The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time ('Nuff said.)

(Note: There are more, but this is all I have for now. No worries, I'll update this again later.)


My favorite genre of music is rock. But I also have an interest in Trance, Techno, some ragge(can't speel. ;) metal, jazz, and alternative. But I have Guitar Hero 2 as a fave... should've been a giveaway that I'm a rock fan.

Favorite Bands:

Tokio Hotel


3 Days Grace

Hawthorn Heights

Linkin Park

Fall Out Boy (Favorite Band! X Not anymore.)

Dragonforce (Don't try their song on Guitar Hero 3 right of the back that your friends might recommend... especially if you only have intermediate skills... (becomes angry.))

My Chemical Romance (The songs that aren't just plain creepy)

Favorite Songs:

Move Along - All American Rejects

Time of Dying - Three Days Grace

4 in the Morning - ...Er, that lady...

Dream of an Absolution - Sonic 2006, Silver's Theme

His World - Sonic 2006, Sonic's Theme.

Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

El Manana - Gorillaz

Monsoon - Tokio Hotel (These guys are awesome.)

Helena - My Chemical Romance (Alternative/Rock) (I don't know if I got all these right. So, yeah. I'm guessing.)

Typical - MuteMath (Rock/Alternative)

Thnx fr th Mmrs - FOB (Rock)

Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash - FOB (Rock)

The Carpal Tunnel Love - FOB (Rock/Aletrnative)

Favorite Anime Songs: (Yep, I like anime songs, too. I don't care I can't understand a word they say.)

Seishun Kyousou - Naruto 5th Opening

Haruka Katana - Naruto 2nd opening

Nami Kaze - Naruto 7th Opening

My Will - Inuyasha 1st Ending

Fuki Mori - 2nd Inuyasha Ending

Come - Inuyasha ...Er, some ending number ...

Asterisk - Bleach 1st Opening

D-technolife - Bleach 2nd opening

Parade - Naruto Ending 9 or 10

I Will - FullMetal Alchemist 4th Ending

Go! - Naruto 4th Opening

Yura Yura - Naruto 9th Opening

Sakura Biyori - Bleach 10th ending

Bleach 11th ending

Naruto 8th Opening

One winged Angel - Final Fantasy/ Kingdom Hearts/ whoever the heck else uses it.

Favorite Songs Ever:'

Rock: Saying Sorry -- Hawthorn Heights

Anime: Shooting Star - Bleach 5th Opening

Video Game: Dream of an Absolution - Sonic 2006

My Fics:

All right! Main event! I've already told you what I write, so go check 'em out!

Oh right, and I also have a C2 Community called Poke Stories posted. My thanks goes to the staff, Flint-Flareon, Captain Wolf, and BFoS for finding so many stories to put on it. You should go check that out, too.

Journey of Kleeto

The journey of rookie Pokemon Trainer Sky Selvern traveling through the region dubbed as Kleeto, traveling alongside of friend Pearl Felaree, and a group of Pokemon with a knack for causingcomplete and utter chaos. This is the fic I started writing with and the one I work on the most. Originally, this fic was supposed to feature Sky as the main character, but as I progressed with writing, I began telling the story from the Pokemon's POV, as well. And in Pokemon POV chapters or scenes, the focus sorta shifted over to Spike as it's main character. (Sky's Totodile) Go figure. The summary is below, so if this story interests you, feel free to read it!

Note: I'll be honest. I have no sure-fire idea of what I'm doing next. Just know we are advancing. So, I'm going to experiment. (Don't shoot me yet.) I'll try different things, while sticking true to the story line. I just want to see if I can stir things up in this crock-pot story I've got brewing. I think it's about time to mix in some new ingredients. We'll see what works, look back on what worked, and make new things work. So time to GET to work! Stay tuned.


Chapters Count: 78

Word Count: It's listed somewhere...

Genre: Action/Adventure/Humor/A Dash of Romance for Good Measure/ Some Mystery/ And Teh Angst)

Status: On-going to the end.

Poke Vacation

It started off as a seemingly normal vacation from Cerulean City to the US... until the tickets were found to be stolen, Giovanni has some hits issued, and flight attendants are thrown overboard. This is the zany story of five Pokemon on a very hectic trip into the USA. Chaos and lawsuits assured.

Note: I started a series spin-off of this fic, and though there are many ideas, not much has been posted.

Chapter count: 6?

Word Count: Who knows?

Genre: All Humor, baby.

Status: On Hiatus. I'll finish it when I can get into it.


(This one may take more time than I have. I'll write it's info later.)

Detective Rebel

A PV spin-off series, featuring Rebel and Psy as they take on the first mission of their brand new detective agency. My first posted fic with a first person POV. Something nice to read if you like humor/mystery. The scheming Meowth will tell you the story himself.

Gerne: Humor/Mystery

Character: Rebel

Chapters: 1/3

NOTE: Hiatus

Clown Wars

PV Series spin-off. After a prank by Rebel, Swift decides to confront his fear of clowns once and for all. Too bad it's by abusing his right to bear arms and insanity.

Gerne: Humor

Character: Swift

Chapters: 3/3 Completed OMG, I completed something!

Night of Messed-Up Frights

A PV series special. It's Halloween in Kanto, and things aren't quiet what they should be... Party crashers Giovanni legendaries stopping by to pay a visit = Holiday mayhem.

Gerne: Humor


Turn of Unfortunate Events

It's a rather unusual day in Station Square as Sonic enjoys some newfound freedom after Eggman has been arrested. Things are going great for a while... until everything begins to suddenly go wrong...

Main Character: Sonic

Chapters: 1/3

Status: forgot the ending. Canceled.

Misc. Stuff:

If you are interested in reading this... if not, scroll down now and read some fics! I think you've been here long enough.

I'm also highly interested in hearing others opinion's on what I write. I don't like flames, because flames suck, but I wouldn't mind a bit of critisim. It's never harmed anyone before, so you know, feel free to do just that in a review. Though remember: flames suck.

In works of fiction, I love fantasy and humor the most. My favorite series of books would be Warriors, but my overall favorite book would probably be Eragon. I'm only 260 (or more) pages into it, and it's already an all time favorite! Although... the Movie/Book differences frighten and scare me...

I also read another series called The Lightning Theif. I've only read book one so far, but it only took the first few pages to make a reader out of me. I recommend this book to anyone who likes first-person books, humor, adventure, and Greek Mythology with a unique twist.

These Things!:

Well, each said copy and paste them, so I did just that! Credit goes to Captain Wolf, CuddleyEeveeM, and other profiles I look at for most of these.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've ever hugged/kissed/licked a tree.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to rap music. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you really couldn't care less about what type of music everyone else listens to as long as you're jammin' to your own beat.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Snowymountains56, Chaos Knux

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever become obssesed with a video game your friends absolutely hate, and spend so much time on it you could swear the clock didn't say 3:15am when you last checked it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile If you ever were so caught up reading a book in the cafeteria you forgot to actually eat and the next class had already begun.

If you absolutely detest Myspace for any reason, copy and past this to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever fallen asleep with a DS, Gameboy, ext. on and awoke with low or drained batteries.

Copy and paste this to your profile if falling asleep during class has become an art form.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've been commented on falling asleep in the strangest places, like on school buses, during field trips, on the kitchen floor...

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever gone and updated your profile out of sheer boredom.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you wished you could own and Wii and SSBB...

Copy and paste this to your profile if you now finally DO own a Wii and SSBB!! WOOOT!!


If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Thumbs up

If you think you'll never grow out of Naruto, even once the series ends, copy this into your profile.

A Quick Word: For what is next, I dedided to post it because it touched me, and even if it isn't completely accurate, the message is the same. That's a human being in development. If you can't care for a baby, just put him/her up for adoption. That way, at least they will get the chance to live.

Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one


I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two


today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four


my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven


I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. (Why not post this if you believe, right?

The Shorts!

And finally, the section where I write a completely random story! I rather enjoyed writing this one...

The Streets of Vermillion (Disclaimer: I still do not own Pokemon in anyway. Only the OC's. -Fends off lawyers with a stick-)

It was late. The night lights had all been shut off, and the kiddies put to bed. Few people but the crazies wandered the streets of Vermillion, and seldom cars roamed by. Streetlights that glowed a strange yellowish-green gave the city a warm, nightly summer air feeling.

A lone figure landed on a roof top. Wearing a long, black cape, and a mask over pointed ears. A bigger figure, much bigger, bigger than all the houses in the city, landed next to him. Needless to say, the small house toppled.

A lone pedestrian ran out of it, somehow unscathed. "My rental home!"

The figure silently watched the city, as if nothing had happened.

The bigger, more clumsy figure stumbled over to his companion. His head reached the roof of the building with no effort at all. It whispered nervously, "Hey, uh, Two? Is this really a good idea?"

"I'm sure it is, Lugia." Answered the other figure. Upon closer examination, the figure turned out to be Mewtwo dressed up like the Batman. Lugia wore a suit of smaller, ripped proportions and was styled after Robin. "This town is full of crime. They need our help."

Two pedestrians strolled by, whistling. "Hey, John."

"How's it goin', Fred?" John waved, and the two continued going there own ways through the very tranquil city.

"Things seem calm enough to me."

"That's because you're stupid. They need our help." Mewtwo insisted.

"Whatever. I say you're nuts--" Just then, the sound of glass breaking rang out. "Oh, hell."

"That's our cue. Let's roll." Mewtwo jumped from the building, made a brief silhouette of himself against the moon--levitating using telekinesis--and then landed in the city below. He proceeded to running off towards the scene of the crime. Panting.

Arriving there, he found a construction worker operating a wreaking ball machine. "Rats, that one went right through the window. Ah wells, good thing I'm payed double for night time jobs." He pulled a lever to bring the wreaking ball back and take another swing.

Just then, the chains to the wreaking ball snapped, and the giant metal orb floated in the air. Then it sailed towards the machine. "Holy jumpin' Doritos!!" The worker jumped out of the machine before the ball smashed into it and blew it up.

The guy groaned as Mewtwo approached. "Well, criminal, what have you to say for yourself? Destroying innocent peoples' homes?" He questioned.

"What're ya talkin' about?" he worker looked up.

"You know exactly 'what're I'm talkin' about'..." The clone Pokemon used Shadow Ball on the remains of the wreaking ball machine, and blew it up again. This time into nothing, and flames soon surrounded the block.

The worker was halfway gone. "Run for your lives--a crazy mutant is blowin' stuff up!!"

Soon more screaming could be heard and multiple people evacuated the area.

Mewtwo scratched his head as houses caught fire.

"Well, Two, what have we learned today?" Asked Lugia as he flew down next to the confused Mewtwo.

Mewtwo answered. "I need beer."

While in a part of town not so far away, Lt. Surge had just pad locked the gym doors, and stepped out. "With this new lock, no more little kids shall ever walk into here unawarely and be electrocuted by the laser traps I've installed." He took off a tan hat he was wearing and held it to his chest, a lone tear ran down his face. "Poor little Timmy..."

While in the ocean not so far away, either, a motorboat was heading for the gym. A Raichu was in it. "I'm comin' home, Puba!"

Lt. Surge blinked. "Rai?"

Then out stumbled Lugia from the area of houses that were still burning, and that Lt. Surge had somehow missed, and Mewtwo was tossed from it.

The cat got up and shook his fist. "You ungrateful swine, humans!! I'll have my revenge--"

Lugia gasped. "Two, out on the water!" He pointed with a wing. A small house toppled near him.

"AW, COME ON!!" The same guy who's rental home was destroyed cried indignantly.

While out on the water, a spill of oil was lit on fire, not far from the local lighthouse and a bunch of fishing homes.

"Two, if the fire gets to that lighthouse..." he took the time to think. "...something bad will happen!"

Mewtwo glared. "Quit callin' me two!!"

Meanwhile, Lt. Surge's Raichu was closing in on town, but his boat strayed a little too close to the lighthouse and the fire. "Oh-uh."

"Don't worry, I got it!!" Lugia sprang into the air.

"Lugia, no, don't!" Mewtwo tried to stop him, but then spotted a canister of beer to his side. "Hmmm..."

Once above the fire, Lugia examined it in panic, then the light bulb hit. "This should work," he began flapping his wings to blow out the fire. Instead, the fire merely swayed and kept burning, but the lighthouse, and fishing homes were all blown apart in a furious storm of wood and splashing waves.

Raichu's boat cut in front of the storm of wood, and was brought to a halt as the wind pushed it back. Raichu screamed, "It's happening again!!" His boat was blown into pieces and into the sky as Raichu tumbled out into the sea. As the roar of wind continued and waves went on, from the fishing homes, the guy who's rental home and small cabin had been destroyed, had taken refuge there, but was now blown from the fishing homes, and into the sea as well.

Lt. Surge grabbed his hat to prevent it from being blown off. "Oh crap, a wood hurricane!!" He rushed from the gym door and tried to pull it open. He saw the padlock. "Crap!!" He was blown into the air by the hurricane.

Lugia stopped, and stared blankly at what he had wrought. From his flapping, an actual hurricane was born, and his shock prevented him from doing anything.

Soon sense came back and he flew down to Mewtwo through the storm."Let's get the hell outta here!"

Mewtwo smiled drunkenly. "Well, Luey! What have we learned--" he hiccuped. "today?"

"Shut up," Lugia took to the air again, grabbed Mewtwo in his talons--"Ow!"--and flew towards the sky, heading south to Cinnabar.

"Wait," Mewtwo said, glancing back at the city. "My Bat-Boomers! Where are my--"

A loud explosion was heard below, followed by police car sirens, and multiple cops swearing in fear at the devastation taking place.

Mewtwo blinked and downed the last of his beer canister. "Hi ho, Luey! Awaaaay!!"

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