415Noteworthy Boredom » by gr8rockstarrox
She passes him a note because she's bored during Binns' class. It's funny how the butterfly effect works, because a piece of parchment with some ink on it — a mere relief from boredom — will now change the outcome of the future war. The tiniest of actions can have the biggest of impacts. [Eventual fem!Harry/Draco; starts Fifth Year; AUish; Will be a LONG story.]Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 47k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/13/2020 published: 4/27/2016, [Harry P., Draco M.]
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Isolation » by Bex-chan
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 49, words: 284k+, favs: 38k+, follows: 20k+, updated: 1/4/2020 published: 9/2/2010, Hermione G., Draco M.
1k+ Harry the Hufflepuff » by BajaB
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 3/12/2018 published: 11/10/2010, Harry P.
10k+ Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality » by Less Wrong
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 122, words: 661k+, favs: 31k+, follows: 23k+, updated: 3/14/2015 published: 2/28/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
10k+ Poison Pen » by GenkaiFan
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 32, words: 74k+, favs: 31k+, follows: 13k+, updated: 6/21/2010 published: 12/3/2009, Harry P.
415 Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 648, 4/20/2010, Harry P., Dolores U.
884 A Mistaken Sorting » by Silver Pard
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 21k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/15/2008 published: 4/1/2006, Severus S., Harry P.
1k+ Almost a Squib » by BajaB
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 46k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/18/2008 published: 11/11/2007, Harry P.