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Outlaws of the West: Jesse and Frank James (Intro Only)
Over one hundred years before the Winchesters, the lawless west sees an attempt to start the apocalypse. The hosts of heaven and hell find it difficult to proceed, however, when they are opposed by a variety of legends and hunter-outlaws determined to stop them at all costs.Supernatural, M, English, Western & Drama, words: 1k+, 1/2/2023
Enough
Kaz takes steps to keep the waters at bay while Inej is away.Six of Crows, K, English, words: 706, favs: 4, 8/7/2021, Kaz B.
4 Silence of the Lambs
2016's Super Scary (Or Not) Halloween Challenge! Doctor Sheldon Cooper and Penny are Doctor Hannibal Lecter and FBI Agent Clarice Starling in this take on the iconic jail scene from Silence of the Lambs. Edited somewhat rewritten and reposted for the Halloween season.Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 10/30/2020, Sheldon C., Penny
7Prevailing Winds »
Penny the tavern maid wins a ship in a bet. Unfortunately for first mate Leonard, the ship wasn't truly his to bet in the first place. Both will have to face the wrath of Captain Cooper - once he gets free and finds them. One man's quest to get his ship back meets one woman's quest for a magical amulet that controls the wind. Freedom is the name of the game and not everyone wins.Big Bang Theory, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 34, updated: 9/17/2019 published: 9/15/2019, [Penny, Sheldon C.]
17The Fake Boyfriend Fallacy
Penny sees a couple of guys she used to date at the grocery store and panics. They're both single for the purposes of this story.Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Romance, words: 614, favs: 65, follows: 67, 8/24/2019, Sheldon C., Penny
19 Dungeons and Declarations »
"It's time to fight the boss and if I don't tell you now, I might not live to tell you."Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 128, follows: 51, updated: 2/25/2019 published: 3/14/2018, [Sheldon C., Penny]
12 Someday Comes
'Someday' finally comes for Sheldon and Penny. Follow-up to Someday. Read that first.Big Bang Theory, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 21, 2/16/2019, [Sheldon C., Penny]
3 The Calanmai Alternative
ACOTAR AU. Penny meets Sheldon on Fire Night. (Leonard is Tamlin and Howard is Lucien, but neither actually feature.)Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, 4/14/2018, Sheldon C., Penny
52 Kisses »
Each chapter is a different kind of kiss.Big Bang Theory, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 8k+, favs: 247, follows: 90, updated: 3/12/2018 published: 3/7/2018, [Penny, Sheldon C.]
26 The Secret Marriage Trope
A retellling of the Pilot. Shenny.Big Bang Theory, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 371, follows: 134, 2/27/2018, [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H., Howard W.
8 The Portal Perpetuation
2017's International Talk Like a Pirate Day Challenge, and short sequel to The Portal Conundrum. Story is K , but author's note contains profanity, as befits a pirate. ;)Big Bang Theory, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 10, 9/18/2017, [Sheldon C., Penny] [Bernadette, Howard W.]
9 Junior Rodeo
Penny goes to the rodeo and has some fun. [Not Shenny but has Shenny themes. Rated T for mature imagery.] Penny x George Jr.Big Bang Theory, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 45, follows: 25, 6/24/2017, Sheldon C., Penny
2 The Pickle Jar
It's exactly what you think it is. Domestic CS fluff to brighten your day.Once Upon a Time, K, English, Humor, words: 382, favs: 13, follows: 3, 2/8/2017, Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
1 Preparations
Immediately post lift kiss. Pre sneak peek. This is what I'm sure happened in the interim.Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 430, favs: 9, follows: 3, 9/22/2016, Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
1 With Purpose
Henry pleads his case and wins, AKA, why Henry gets to go to Underbrooke with everyone else.Once Upon a Time, K, English, Family, words: 459, favs: 4, follows: 1, 2/21/2016, Emma S., Henry Mills
2 Breach Birth
Spoilers for 5.08 "Birth." After Killian becomes aware of the power inside him he reacts rashly. Once he comes to his senses, he realizes there's only one course of action. One-shot complete.Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 6, 11/19/2015, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.
32 100 Ways to Kill a Doctor: The Staircase Implementation
In an alternate universe, Sheldon wasn't in the apartment when Leonard decided to show off.Big Bang Theory, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 130, follows: 54, 10/6/2015, Penny, Sheldon C.
109 The Portal Conundrum »
Penny accidentally falls through a portal and ends up on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Will a familiar face be able to help her get home?Big Bang Theory, T, English, Fantasy, chapters: 18, words: 15k+, favs: 108, follows: 43, updated: 9/19/2015 published: 9/9/2015, Sheldon C., Penny
10 Extraordinary Exterminator Emma Swan
Prompt: "this is totally awkward considering before this the only interaction we've ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there's a huge fucking spider in my bathtub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me" AU Rated T for language and half-naked Killian.Once Upon a Time, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 11, 6/4/2015, Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
4 A Break in the Routine
Prompt: "I came to the gym to work out but holy god I can't stop watching you do one armed push ups that's so hot" AU Apparently tonight was a night for a break in her routine.Once Upon a Time, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 24, follows: 5, 6/4/2015, Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook