1k+Crack Whims » by firefly Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 23, words: 31k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 789, updated: 6/22/2015 published: 1/1/2008
1k+Strength » by tini243 In the crystal caves, an unlikely bond had been formed between Zuko and Katara. A bond that gives them unprecedented abilities, but forces a closeness that they are unwilling to accept. At least at first... Zutara, post season 2
Avatar: Last Airbender, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 26, words: 129k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/20/2014 published: 9/15/2007, Zuko, Katara
2k+Any Way You Want It » by Novelist Pup AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man, M, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 41, words: 261k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/4/2012 published: 6/22/2008, Allen Walker
3k+ Stripped Bare » by J-Pop Princess When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto, M, English, Drama, chapters: 26, words: 295k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 6/11/2011 published: 1/7/2008, Sakura H., Kakashi H.
2k+ Vespertine » by Cynchick Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 117k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/22/2010 published: 3/25/2009, Itachi U., Sakura H.
453 A Remedy for Lassitude » by firefly Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 32k+, favs: 934, follows: 201, updated: 9/18/2009 published: 10/7/2008, Temari, Hidan
57Keehl's Ninth » by Catmoongirl Matt's a writer frustrated by his lack of success. Mello's a cellist desperate to escape. When the two meet, their lives become intertwined. However, change isn't always an enjoyable experience.
Death Note, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 15k+, favs: 43, follows: 56, updated: 9/13/2009 published: 7/31/2008, Matt, Mello
17 For You to Ring by lhbaghead In which there are two cell phones, an alcoholic, and an annoyed chauffeur. Also, ridiculous amounts of stupid from both parties. -akuroku, AU-
Kingdom Hearts, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 69, follows: 1, 7/14/2009, Axel, Roxas
511 The Incredible You » by Novelist Pup AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 19k+, favs: 519, follows: 494, updated: 6/26/2009 published: 12/4/2007, Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
1k+ Found » by kc-archive Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 26, words: 105k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 923, updated: 4/5/2009 published: 4/6/2007, Deidara, Sakura H.
1k+ A Matter of Honor » by Adridere COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 33, words: 185k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 682, updated: 1/1/2009 published: 7/8/2008, Toph, Aang
11 His Last Christmas Wish by Darkmoonphase Do you remember, it seems like it was only yesterday, when we first met? It was such a ridiculous concept to me, to fall in love with you…To fall in love at all. Now, what feels like just this morning, I remember our first kiss. You're worth it, My Angel.
Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 12/19/2008, Obito U., Zetsu
2k+ Vertigo » by Cynchick Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 24, words: 201k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 934, updated: 12/18/2008 published: 3/21/2008, Deidara, Sakura H.
1k+ Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond » by Wyntermute Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto, T, English, Romance, chapters: 16, words: 82k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 835, updated: 12/11/2008 published: 12/9/2006, Sakura H., Deidara
4 Five Golden Rings by Kali Cephirot Lavi trie to decide what would the fifth day of Christmas bring to him. With some help... Lavi, Allen, Lenalee, Kanda. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
D.Gray-Man, K, English, Friendship & Family, words: 458, favs: 9, 12/5/2008, Lavi, Lenalee Lee
906Dirty Deeds » by Serenanna It should have been a sweet deal of a mission, lots of money for very little work. But, after being stuck with the same man for four years, being 'just friends' should have been a dirty phrase. KakashixSakura, GemnaxIno, Lemon eventually.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 251k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/14/2008 published: 5/13/2007, Kakashi H., Sakura H.
35 The Price of Life by Aelibia Hospital beds, incubators filled with accidental children, glowing women cutting out grocery coupons, thirty-five thousand dollars, super sperm, and a shared afternoon. This is the price of life. Kakuzu and Sakura, and unashamed crack.
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 603, favs: 125, follows: 18, 8/18/2008, Kakuzu, Sakura H.
3 What The Woods Can Do by Hillside Dancing On On an especially tedious mission, Axel and Roxas are temporarily side-tracked. Happy 8/13, everyone!
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 7, 8/13/2008, Roxas, Axel
32 In Which Hiroki Learns Not to Tutor People by OldFanficAccount Hiroki tutors Shinobu. Hiroki gets terrorized.
Junjō Romantica, K, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 100, follows: 16, 7/29/2008, Hiroki K., Shinobu T.
173 Miriam's Well » by Aelibia What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 407, follows: 160, updated: 7/27/2008 published: 3/8/2008, Hidan, Sakura H.