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5k+The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep »
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.Twilight, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 40, words: 302k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 7/6/2023 published: 4/15/2009, Bella, Edward
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The Eggnog Effect
Jasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 173, follows: 39, 1/2/2011, Jasper, Edward
220Thirty Days »
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 27k+, favs: 449, follows: 603, updated: 7/29/2010 published: 1/15/2010, Edward, Bella
38The Woods Outtakes
Random bits of what-if's and never-seen-scenes that didn't make it into The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep. Ratings are subject to change.Twilight, M, English, words: 7k+, favs: 64, follows: 67, 4/21/2010
68 Strapped »
FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 88, follows: 31, 3/17/2010, Bella, Edward
224 The Chronicles of The Twilight 25 »
A series of twenty-five prompted one-shots/drabbles over the course of three months. Please be sure to check each individual chapter for the prompt, rating, and pairings. Happy reading.Twilight, M, English, chapters: 25, words: 18k+, favs: 45, follows: 17, updated: 11/30/2009 published: 9/1/2009