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28MockingBird »
A bunch of random shorts mocking things I've seen fanfics written about. First half of Part Three: Zexion and Riku are average teens, trying to get concert tickets and write poetry, while avoiding smeared eyeliner and frizzy hair. It's an AU, this time.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 12, follows: 9, updated: 8/16/2007 published: 10/14/2006, Zexion, Axel
12Motion Sickness »
Braig just has to torment every living creature in the castle. Things go awry when Ienzo arrives. Week old clam chowder, something involving a mop, and short jokes. Poor Even always gets the short end of the deal in the end. Part Three is up.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 11, follows: 7, updated: 8/14/2007 published: 12/20/2006, Xigbar, Zexion
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Fix You
An AU fic. The song Fix You by Coldplay inspired it. Axel helps Roxas to run from his life, while Naminé tries to convince him to go back. A RoxasNaminé of sorts, but the relationship is rather down played.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 4k+, favs: 2, 6/5/2007, Roxas, Naminé
3 PreGame
He doesn't care. He can't care. Demyx wants to care, though. Number IX has encounters with Zexion and others. A prequel to 'The Game'.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 10/1/2006, Demyx, Zexion
12 The Game
Zexion toys with a girl to appease his own sadistic pleasures. It's not Barbie doll toying, either. Rated for cursing. Man, that summary sounds kinky. It's not supposed to, though.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 9/13/2006, Zexion
10 Concerning Smoothies
Saix wants a smoothie, but... WTF? Someone took the blender. He finds it in a certain person's room, and someone ends up getting kicked in the diaphragm. Cursing and slight perversion. Laugh a little, will ya?Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 9/9/2006, Saïx, Demyx
5 Soul Calibur II And Complaints
Sort of a note inside of a slightly humorous drabble. Roxas and Axel play video games, while discussing random topics. They get interrupted by Zexion and then play a word association game. Not AkuRoku.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 8/21/2006, Axel, Roxas
4 Warm Just Like The Winter
Related to Not Really My Assignment. A oneshot where Demyx chases Larxene around Castle Oblivion, trying to get certain pictures from her. Song fic of Modern Swinger by the Pink Spiders.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 8/20/2006, Demyx, Larxene
53 Missing Cawds »
Luxord wakes up to find his cards missing and searches for them. Rated for cursing. Dialogue additions in Chapter Two for Demyx, Axel, and the shadowy figures. Oooo. Kinda humorous story. Yes the name changed.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 15k+, favs: 14, follows: 5, updated: 8/18/2006 published: 7/24/2006, Luxord
6 Hey There Marluxia
Directly related to Not Really My Assignment. A one shot where Demyx tries to sing a song to Marluxia, but Number XI keeps running away. When Demyx finds him, things get a little violent and wet. Not a DemyxMarluxia. Some cursing.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 8/18/2006, Demyx, Marluxia
41 Not Really My Assignment »
Luxord and Xigbar are on an assignment. Then Demyx and Saïx are sent to find them, because Saïx is capable and Demyx needs experience. Not yaoi. Rated for language and some perverse themes. Epilogue is done.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 31k+, favs: 14, follows: 8, updated: 8/17/2006 published: 8/4/2006, Demyx, Luxord
8 The Snack Machine
Directly related to Missing Cards. Xigbar comes back from interior design night classes, irritates Marluxia, and finds Luxord's cards in a snack machine. Oneshot. Rated for language.Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 7/31/2006, Xigbar, Marluxia