Stuff about me simplified

Pretty much, I'm just a Scottish twat who wants to type some good ass Splatoon shit.

If I do publish a fanfic. (which would be incredibly hard as I'm a huge pussy online.) I wouldn't be focusing on it 24/7 as apex legends will keep me hostage, and or other things like; friends (like I have any lol) and anime.

Yeah, I know, not the most informative but eh... I don't give much of a fuck.

11 other facts about me

1. Professional shitposter.

2. Will sometimes leave "funny" reviews on fanfiction. But not to mock them.

3. I don't think very much of myself. (no that doesn't mean that I cut myself listening to bille ellish. )

4. Likes other franchises like Jet Set Radio, (E3 2019 was disappointing) Sonic, Pokemon, JoJo's bizarre adventure, lucky star and portal. (come on valve release portal 3!)

5. I'm a really lonely guy. (mostly online)

6. Loves anime probably a bit too much.

7. He really needs a therapist.

8. I'm male, straight and for some reason I feel like I have to tell you, single

9. Thinks jojo is the most macho thing a man can watch.

10. Is a mobile app fanfiction.net user. (line breaks are a myth apart from this bio.)

11. Yes my name is an Xbox Gamertag

Stuff I may or may not be working on

A Splatoon OC yuri fic (finally not another 3x8 fanfic)

A very touchy friendshippy splatoon fic

A Jet Set Radio fic