6 Hold The Phone Based on the prompt from the Fake Steven Universe Episodes Tumblr: With Pearl and Garnet out on a special mission, Amethyst introduces Steven to the art of prank calling. Longer synopsis inside because there isn't enough space here to paste the whole thing.
Steven Universe, K, English, Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 31, follows: 7, 4/17/2017, Amethyst, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot
10 Steven The Babysitter Remember back just before S3 aired and we had a bunch of titles and we all tried to guess what they would be about? Well, when my daughter Blue and I saw the title 'Greg The Babysitter', we had some ideas about what the episode might be about. We were wrong.
Steven Universe, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 4k+, favs: 30, follows: 8, 3/28/2017, Steven U., Greg U., Peridot
336 Bad Company » Keep your friends close and your enemies closer - Lapis holds a toxic grudge. For my daughter, Blue. Set after Hit The Diamond, with references to Steven Floats. Not Lapidot.
Steven Universe, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 68, words: 153k+, favs: 126, follows: 114, updated: 3/9/2017 published: 7/19/2016, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot
9 Fifty Shades Free When Christian's controlling nature gets out of hand, Taylor will go to any lengths to protect the woman he loves. Written as a joke for Cosmo's Fifty Shades competition. PARODY.
Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 11, 11/22/2016, [Anastasia S., J. Taylor] Christian G.
23 Take It Easy » "Go to Earth, they said. It'll be easy, they said." They were wrong. For my daughter, Blue, newly-qualified Peridot's been given her first mission. And she's determined to complete it, or die trying. Unfortunately, that's a very real possibility.
Steven Universe, K, English, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 23, follows: 18, updated: 7/3/2016 published: 6/17/2016, Peridot
5 Flushed Away For my daughter, Blue. Set immediately after "Catch and Release". Peridot carries out a number of experiments to determine whether the toilet can possibly be used as an escape route.
Steven Universe, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 18, follows: 5, 4/27/2016, Steven U., Connie M., Peridot
5 Bodysnatchers » Written for the Second Doctor cliche ficathon for uktechgirl, who wanted Jamie and Zoe bodyswap. So. They do.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 11/1/2013 published: 5/14/2007, 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H.
11 Ripples Inspired by the infamous kink meme. When Phoenix Wright enters a mysterious police box while looking for a torch, he prevents DL-6 from ever happening. And consequentially mucks up the future. Crossover with Doctor Who. Edited with an extra scene.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 29, follows: 10, 3/23/2008, Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., 10th Doctor
1 Bad Porn Jim Brass has a dirty little secret... Just a little cracky drabble, nothing explicit. I got the prompt 'Jim Brass, porn, addiction,' and had to go with it.
CSI, T, English, Humor, words: 78, 1/2/2008, Jim B.
5 Welcome To Vegas Nick's first autopsy in Vegas is far more bizarre than he's used to.
CSI, T, English, Humor, words: 198, favs: 6, 1/2/2008, Nick S., Doctor Al R.
Stars In Her Eyes write for 10 minutes, female character, stargazing. Zoe loves the stars.
Doctor Who, T, English, words: 69, 1/1/2008, Zoe H.
2 Police Boxes write for 20 minutes, a police officer, bordering on obsession. A police officer is baffled by the appearence of random police boxes.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, words: 205, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/1/2008, OC
4 Dinner with Petunia The random pairing generator gave me: Petunia Dursley, James Potter, Quidditch. So here we go.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 240, favs: 8, 1/1/2008, Petunia D., James P.
1 Tulips From a random prompt: 500 to 1000 words, A character you've never written before, tulips. OK, it's shorter than suggested, but never mind. Mickey thinks about the differences in Pete's World.
Doctor Who, T, English, words: 252, favs: 1, 1/1/2008, Mickey S.
12 Slippery When Wet From a random prompt: write for 20 minutes, humor, slippery when wet. Nick investigates a crime scene in the rain.
CSI, T, English, Humor, words: 471, favs: 6, follows: 2, 1/1/2008, Nick S., Gil G.
2 Visiting Hours Contains slight spoilers for Blink and mild slash. The Tenth Doctor visits Jamie in hospital during the Cyberman Invasion.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 6/11/2007, [10th Doctor, Jamie M.]
8 Words Have Power Inspired by a line I wrote about the latest episode of Doctor Who. Her name gives him pain and makes him wear eyeliner and cut himself to My Chemical Romance.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 92, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/7/2007, 10th Doctor, Martha J.
15 BoyGirl Thing » The Doctor, Jamie and Zoe take a much needed holiday, but things don't stay quiet for long. While investigating a crashed spaceship, Zoe plays with a mysterious machine and accidently turns Jamie into a girl. M rated for slash, het and femmeslash.
Doctor Who, M, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 14k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, updated: 3/22/2007 published: 1/29/2007, 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H.
5 The Colony Hospital » In which the Doctor and Zoe get Jamie to a hospital on the planet Ghiaccio Quattro and uncover an alien plot to control the people using flu. Follows on from my previous story, The Prison Beneath The Sea.
Doctor Who, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 11k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 1/26/2007 published: 11/1/2006, 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H.
1 Underwear Originally written for drabble tag. Zoe gets Jamie a much needed present.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, words: 180, favs: 1, 11/30/2006, Jamie M., Zoe H.
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