Warriors Cat Fan Oath:
I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.
I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.
I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.
I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone who seems naive.
I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I lose.
Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.
I'll remember Squirrelflight,
When the one I love, casts me away,
I'll remember Yellowfang,
When I can no longer stay,
I will think of Mosskit,
When someone dies young,
And I'll think of Berrynose,
When I must hold my tongue,
I will think of Breezepelt,
When I feel betrayed,
I will always think of Smudge,
When a cat is spayed,
I'll remember Leafstar,
When I am told I can't.
I'll remember Sharpclaw,
When I feel I should be the best.
I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.
The Stupid Test:
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (Hadn't everyone done this once or twice?)
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Yep)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (Yep)
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (Only once...)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (Every single time)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test (Does doing this count?)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (If I had a dollar for everytime I have done that, I would be richer than Bill Gates)
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. Ran into a door jam
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. Have purposely licked playground sand
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. (That one girl I hate...)
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Give me some credit!!!)
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test
Final Score: 10/100! Apparently I am not as stupid as I thought I was
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What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favourite character's name and the last half of your least favourite character)
Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your right)
Couch (Ok, I guess)
What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favourite forest animal plus dark)
Darkwolf (Ah, I'm suicidal!)
What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)
Stormstream (ThunderClan and RiverClan)
Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)
What would be your warrior name?
What would be your kits' name?
Lightkit, Moonkit, and Birchkit
What clan would you be in?
Name typed with fingers: xXCrystalblazeXx
Name typed with knuckles: xXCrystalblazeXx (Hurray!)
Name typed with elbows: xxcrystalblazexx (I did it!)
Name typed with feet: xxdestalblsxwxx (It’s there, you can’t see it, but it’s there)
Named typed behind back: xXCrystalglazeXx (Yes! I thought I couldn't, but yes!)
Name typed with head: ewewrecafjhsdx (Umm... yeah)
Name typed with face: xefy 7dc vbg 12ha (My mouth kept hitting the space bar)
Name typed with nose: rytqhlazexx (I thought that would be easy, whyyy?)
You have a sister.
Your mom likes you more than your dad.
You're in love in someone you shouldn't be allowed to.
Somebody you trusted betrayed you.
More than one person has a crush on you.
You have joined a group.
Your crush hated you at first.
You are very loyal.
You are easily suspicious.
You are like a leader.
You have broken a body part.
Your parents are divorced.
Your parents are divorced because of you.
You have a brother.
You want to be a leader.
Your mum hates you.
There is somebody evil trying to urge you on.
You are separated from your father.
You hate outsiders.
You have an evil side.
You physically tried to injure someone.
You are very aggressive.
You are aggressive because of someone.
You have a lot of scars on your body.
All/some of your siblings have died.
You are aggressive, but in the past you were innocent.
The reason you are aggressive is because someone had beaten you up.
Your siblings neglect you.
You are the youngest/smallest out of your siblings.
People fear you.
You like to explore.
Blood means everything.
You threatened to kill/attack someone.
You have two brothers.
Your parents have lied to you.
You have ran away from home, but returned.
You are daring.
You like to take matters into your own hands.
You have something wrong with your eyesight.
You have a brother and a sister.
You are very sharp-tongued.
Your mother isn't your real mother.
Your biggest choice in your life was a letdown.
You've experienced great loss.
You are thought to be evil but you're not.
You have a sister.
Your mother is very protective of you.
You live in a world you shouldn't be.
You are in love with your sibling's crush
You and your sister do not have a good relationship.
So I’m apparently the most like Firestar.
Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!
1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?
Bluepool. Not bad.
2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?
3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name 2’s last name)?
4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name 5’s last name) as the main character?
5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
Blueblaze..."The blazing blue shall save the Clan from the hounds of evil!" Not bad on my first try...
6) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Poolleaf. A light brown she-cat with leaf green eyes and a plumy tail.
7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Bluelion. That he had an unusual leader.
8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Dawnpelt and Lionblaze? No no no! Siblings? NO!
9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
Graystripe and Tallstar or Graystripe and Ivypool? Ivypool for obvious reasons.
10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Bluestar and Jayfeather over Blossomfall? Uh, maybe...
11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Hollyleaf walks into Firestar's den in StarClan. "Hey wanna be my mate?" she asked. "Sure!" the tom replied. Sandstorm glares at Firestar. "You cheater!"
12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Blossomfall *enters medicine cat den*
Dawnpelt and Jayfeather *kissing*
Blossomfall *gasps* ”You cheater! You broke the medicine cat code and the warrior code!”
Blossomfall *walks out to comfort Stick*
13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Uhh, Ivypool would rather slap Lionblaze than kiss Firestar.
14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Nope nope nope nope!!
15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Two toms? How would that work? Never mind, I don't want to know.
16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
What in StarClan is a pickup line?
17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
Firestar would side with Lionblaze.
18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Nah. Ivypool ain't hot.
20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Again, kin and kin? The world would end.
21) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Interestingly enough, yes, actually.
22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Hollyleaf and Tallstar? No!
23) 5/9 or 5/10?
Do I have to choose? 5/9
24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
Blossomfall *enters warrior den*
Hollyleaf and Firestar *kissing*
Blossomfall *Gasps in horror* ”Firestar! You have a mate!”
25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Jayfeather and Lionblaze goes on an adventure.
26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?
There is, I think.
27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
The Journey of the Alder? I don't know.
28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
In my feelings.
30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: May destroy the brain within the first chapter.
31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
What’s a pickup line?!
32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Bluestar and Blossomfall are in a happy relationship until Dawnpelt runs off with Hollyleaf. After Bluestar dumps Blossomfall for Alderheart, Tallstar gets upset and retaliates by dating Alderheart. Alone and broken-hearted, Blossomfall travels in search of a friend. Finally, Blossomfall meets Jayfeather and Hollyleaf. The three loners meet Ivypool, who tells each of them to look for love. Jayfeather finds Firestar, Hollyleaf gets Graystripe, but now Bluestar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Lionblaze and Crowfeather! (I demand a refund!)