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Gibbs' Basement Makeover
Written for the 2012 (yes, last year) NFA Secret Santa for akaeve, a Scottish Gibbs fan. I forgot to post it here. The requirements were: Bamboo, Buddha, Feng shui, and a panda. Minor character spoiler for season 9. Most main NCIS characters appear but the main character is Gibbs.NCIS, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 12/21/2013, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
7 NCIS: A very cracky Christmas »
NFA Secret Santa Story for Dewgoddess. Prompt:Christmas Crack!fic with a dash of angst. The director sends the team to the North Pole to get a gift from Santa's workshop. Easier said than done. Main characters: Abby, Jimmy & Ducky. 6 Chapters.NCIS, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 1/9/2012 published: 12/31/2011, Abby S., Jimmy P.
29 A league of their own »
Written for Semper fi sweatshirt for the 2010 NFA Secret Santa. Abby asks Tony, Ziva and McGee to fill in for her bowling team. Three Chapters.NCIS, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 16, follows: 15, updated: 1/4/2011 published: 1/3/2011
23 Jimmy and the autopsy video
Written for the NFA skills challenge. Jimmy makes an instructional video on how to perform an autopsy. Not for the squimish. Oneshot.NCIS, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 4, 9/3/2010, Jimmy P.
27 Sleepwalker »
Tony uses McGee's sleepwalking to solve a case while they are on a stake out. Written for the NFA sleepwalking challenge. Spoilers for season 7. 4 Chapters.NCIS, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 14, updated: 5/14/2010 published: 5/8/2010, Tim M., Tony D.
34 
NCIS: the alternate reality
This is a bizarre NCIS/Stargate Atlantis crossover with a touch of Stargate SG1 thrown in. McKay visits the NCIS lab and is convinced he has entered an alternate reality - and he has the evidence to prove it. Oneshot.NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 58, follows: 8, 2/7/2010, Rodney M.
38 Sniper »
McGee learns what it is to be a sniper. A Gibbs-McGee story written for ceildh for the NFA 2009 Secret Santa. Spoilers for Twilight end season 2 . Set and written between seasons 6 and 7. Four chapters - one every few days.NCIS, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 125, follows: 43, updated: 1/25/2010 published: 1/21/2010, Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
18 Examination day »
The day of Jimmy's last ever exam does not turn out the way he planned. Written for the NFA "The name's Palmer, Jimmy Palmer" challenge see my profile page . Spoilers for Broken Bird S6 and beyond. Complete.NCIS, T, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 7, words: 7k+, favs: 17, follows: 11, updated: 7/30/2009 published: 7/24/2009, Jimmy P.
9 Mother
Ducky's reflections on his mother. Spoilers for the last episode of season 5 and some of season 6. Written for the NFA "Days of Ducky" challenge. Oneshot.NCIS, K, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 5/30/2009, Ducky M.
22 McGee Rules
McGee's rules to live by. Written for the NFA 'Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules' challenge. Oneshot. Probably spoilers as I make a lot of episode references. Only spoilers up to season 5 - I think.NCIS, K, English, Humor, words: 754, favs: 44, follows: 8, 3/13/2009, Tim M.
18 Truth or Consequences »
Tony and McGee dream of Abby in her Marilyn Monroe dress while on overnight guard duty. Written for the NFA Dreams of Marilyn challenge. Mild spoilers for Witch Hunt. Three chapters. Written before the season 7 episode of the same name so not related.NCIS, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 2, updated: 3/8/2009 published: 3/7/2009, Tim M., Tony D.
8 I want to break free
Jimmy explains to Ducky why he wants to leave NCIS. Fortunately, he has an exit strategy. Crac!fic written for the NFA "We do not belong together" challenge. Spoilers for the end of season 5 and Broken Bird in season 6. Onshot.NCIS, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 2/7/2009, Jimmy P., Ducky M.
33 Dog Tags Tag
Tag to the episode Dog Tags written for the NFA hurt/comfort challenge. McGee's bites get infected, Tony tends to him and Abby, with a little help from Tony, finally feels some guilt. Spoilers for Dog Tags. Oneshot - that's all McGee used.NCIS, K, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 163, follows: 30, 2/3/2009, Tony D., Tim M.
57 Not missing you »
McAbby set between seasons 5 and 6. Abby and McGee miss each other while they are apart. Written for MrsMcGee in the NFA Secret Santa. See my profile for the Secret Santa stories link. 4 Chapters. Spoilers for end season 5.NCIS, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 54, follows: 17, updated: 1/10/2009 published: 1/6/2009, Tim M., Abby S.
14 Be careful what you wish for
Drabble written ages ago for the NFA "Baby makes three" challenge initiated by Kandon Kuuson. He complained there were no Tiva entries so I wrote this - hence the title.NCIS, K, English, Humor, words: 179, favs: 15, follows: 1, 12/28/2008, Tony D., Ziva D.
8 Resolution
A McGiva angsty oneshot where Ziva is seriously injured. Written for iheartGibbs for all her hard work on the NFA Secret Santa this year. See my profile for links to the other iheartGibbs stories and the NFA Secret Santa stories.NCIS, K+, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 27, follows: 7, 12/27/2008, Ziva D., Tim M.
94 Virtually Undercover »
McGee goes undercover in cyberspace to catch a killer. Minor spoilers for season 5. Look out for McGiva in the last section of the last chapter.NCIS, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 70, follows: 23, updated: 12/7/2008 published: 11/20/2008, Tim M.
27 Acrophobia »
McGee's fear of heights sees him stuck on a ladder. Tony helps out then Abby attempts to cure him. Three chapters. Slight spoilers for season 5 but nothing plot related.NCIS, K+, English, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 16, follows: 6, updated: 10/7/2008 published: 10/5/2008, Tim M.
8 Tony POV
A small scene from Tony's point of view about his old boss meeting his new boss. Written for the NFA Skills Workshop: 'Point of view'. Oneshot. Don't even think about more.NCIS, K+, English, Humor, words: 635, favs: 7, follows: 3, 8/28/2008, Tony D.
18 Non immaculate conception: A Christmas tale
This is a little story I wrote for iheartGibbs last Christmas and only recently remembered that I never posted it anywhere. McAbby: bigtime and a little glimpse of what scientific women turn into when we are desperate to have babies. Onshot.NCIS, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 9, 8/27/2008, Tim M., Abby S.