"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." ~~ Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter Book 1) [Take this seriously, it could be true, live with no regrets so you can enjoy whatever comes next.]

General Stuff

Name: digiwriter1392, you can call me Kiza if you want to.

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Location: Northeast United States

Favorite Animes: Digimon, Kiki's Delivery Service

Favorite Mangas: Fruits Basket, Bleach, Cardcaptor Sakura

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Laurie Halse Anderson

About my fanfics...

My main problem about writing fanfics, is that I never finish them. I get to a certain point, and then I loose interest in my writings. I am in a sophomore in college, and I need to put a lot of work into my classes. I will try to update, but I make no promises.

Fun Quotes/ Jokes.

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." ~~ Adam Savage

"If everything tastes like chicken; What does chicken taste like?" ~~My older brother

"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies." ~~Willy Wonka aka Johnny Depp, in Charlie and The Chocolate Factury.

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man, you can always trust to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for, because you never know when they will go and do something completely...stupid." ~~Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, in Pirates of The Caribbean

“If the pen is mightier than the sword, in a duel I'll let you have the pen!” (This joke I found when I was doing an art project)

“If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?” (Another joke I found)

Q: “If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make?” A: An airplane! (This is a joke my dad made up.)

“If its bad luck to say ‘good luck’ is it good luck to say ‘bad luck’?” (I keep asking my friend (who is always in the school play) this question and he can never give me a straight answer.)

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Lines that Make You Smile

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles must, begin with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless DEAD.

24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

26. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

27. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

28. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

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Some of those funky copy/paste lines.

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

- Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

- If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

- 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

-A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser Bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. if you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

-92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically. (Sorry, I changed the wording for this one a bit to make it more appropriate...)

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

-If you've read fics of shippings/Pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

-If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

-I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (Or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

-If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Life sucks, really it does, but if you just give up it will suck even more. Try to find something fun during your day, who knows you might end up running up nine floors in a dorm building at midnight to celebrate a person's birthday.