1k+Loose Cannon » Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 146, words: 1290k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/6 published: 12/14/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Kreacher
112 Loose 2 Cannon NOT A SEQUEL: This is where I'll post the occasional outtake from my main fic, Loose Cannon. Note that I probably removed it from Loose Cannon because it was in bad taste, so consider yourself warned. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 610, favs: 29, follows: 37, 4/16/2020