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156Fear »
Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.Naruto, T, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 128, follows: 160, updated: 4/9/2010 published: 9/23/2007, Naruto U., Iruka U.
217Reproduce »
Sasuke needs to breed and Naruto is unpredictable enough to make that happen. [NaruSasu]Mpreg.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 297, follows: 332, updated: 3/15/2009 published: 8/4/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
60
Vigilante
Sasuke is not amused, because the three kids keep on annoying him and Naruto does nothing but grin all day long. NaruSasuNaru citrus of some sort.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 317, follows: 34, 9/21/2008, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
601Drowning »
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.Naruto, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 36k+, favs: 520, follows: 642, updated: 7/2/2008 published: 9/3/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
70 Not as Planned
When it comes to Sasuke, Naruto knows the best. That doesn't mean things will go as planned, because when it comes to Naruto, Sasuke knows even better. NaruSasuNaruto, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 240, follows: 34, 4/23/2008, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
234Martyred »
Worried that they have somehow displeased their god, the village of Konoha now tries to make amends by confronting their god with a virgin sacrifice: Uchiha Sasuke. NaruSasu. AU.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 243, follows: 407, updated: 2/23/2008 published: 1/2/2008, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
46 Punish
Its okay, he thinks, because this is punishment and he deserves it. Not because of all the things he has done to betray Konoha, but because he was careless enough to get caught by his village. NaruSasuNaruto, M, English, Angst, words: 811, favs: 113, follows: 25, 2/12/2008, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
33 Onion
Sasuke hides them well, but Naruto knows there are unshed tears.Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 134, follows: 26, 1/30/2008, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
53 Proxy
Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaruNaruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 236, follows: 57, 1/26/2008, Minato N., Naruto U.
69 Oblivious
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!Naruto, M, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 267, follows: 67, 1/13/2008, Naruto U.
83 War Zone
In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasuNaruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 964, favs: 260, follows: 38, 12/22/2007, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
140 Narcissus
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]Naruto, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 347, follows: 81, 11/9/2007, Naruto U.
29Again
[Sequel to Recycle] The only thing they are good at is getting in trouble and dying. Idiots, the two of them. That's exactly why they need so many retakes. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 74, follows: 21, 11/1/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
128 Rent
Somehow, no matter what his walking fan service of a neighbour does, Itachi just doesn't have the energy to mind. [ItaNaru]AU.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 579, follows: 68, 9/26/2007, Itachi U., Naruto U.
367N is for love »
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate's insanity.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 17k+, favs: 178, follows: 200, updated: 9/6/2007 published: 5/10/2007, Naruto U.
58 Fan and Whirlpool
[Sequel to Fishcake and Nothing] Naruto wonders if his brooding Sasuke is ever going to get over the meaning of names. [NaruSasu]AU.Naruto, K, English, Romance, words: 575, favs: 151, follows: 24, 8/30/2007, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
157 Recycle »
They promised to start over, no matter how long it'd take. But Sasuke's timing in reincarnation is a bit off and Naruto, being the irrational person he is, gets into loads of trouble because of it. AU. Insane pedo!Naruto I suppose.Naruto, M, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 317, follows: 56, updated: 8/16/2007 published: 7/25/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
71 Icha Icha Touchy Feely
In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student's extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 286, follows: 56, 6/24/2007, Naruto U., Kakashi H.
134 Even if
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 374, follows: 48, 5/18/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
127 Fishcake and nothing
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 397, follows: 53, 5/12/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.