547Harry Potter and the Vale of Destiny » Sequel to One Wizarding Summer. Harry and Cedric return to Hogwarts for Harry's fifth year. Expect new allies and relationships as canon gets turned on its head. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Harry/Cedric; manipulative!Dumbledore, some bashing, AU, no spoilers
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 158k+, favs: 928, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/1/2014 published: 11/27/2009, Cedric D., Harry P.
165 Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition » Harry Potter wanted to get as far from England as he possibly could where the locals spoke English. Jacob Black wanted to wash his clothes. When the two met in the laundromat, something happened. Companion to 'HP and the Obstinate Elders'. SLASH and MPREG, if that bothers you, DON'T READ. Harry Potter/Jacob Black, AU, no spoilers; M for language, subject matter.
Harry Potter & Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 51k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 471, updated: 10/13/2012 published: 10/4/2012, Harry P., Jacob
34 Scorpius Malfoy and the Unwanted Attraction Scorpius Malfoy's life is all planned out: he's Head Boy at Hogwarts, and will be starting his Charms apprenticeship immediately after graduation. Then, something happens that make his flee in panic! A follow-up to Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition. SLASH, implied MPREG; don't like, don't read. AU, no spoilers. Complete. Scorpius/OC.
Harry Potter & Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 336, follows: 119, 10/13/2012, Scorpius M.
79 Harry Potter and the Obstinate Elders » HP/Twilight Xover; Harry has left England and come to Forks, where Jacob imprinted on him. The Elders object to their pairing, and Harry explains a few things to them. M/M SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Also implied Mpreg, ditto.
Harry Potter & Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 970, follows: 287, updated: 10/4/2012 published: 4/5/2012, Harry P., Jacob
50 Harry Potter and the Unrefusable Offer » Voldie's dead, Harry just wants to be left alone. As if! You don't kill a Baddie like Voldie without people noticing. Now EVERYBODY wants Harry, not just the Quidditch teams. Multiverse cameos, character bashing, Harry/female canon character not telling! . Hetero!Harry don't get used to it from me , no spoilers, non-Epilogue compliant. M for language, smoochies; no aardvarking.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 21k+, favs: 136, follows: 84, updated: 7/13/2012 published: 6/30/2012, Harry P.
35 Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 281, follows: 74, 6/9/2012, Harry P., Hermione G.
48 The WinWin Scenario » Prequel to Dating the Captain, this is the story of how Jim Kirk and Pavel Chekov met...and a ship named Kobayashi Maru. SLASH! Kirk/Chekov. Explains what 'really' happened in the simulator Kirk's third time around... Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 149, follows: 28, updated: 6/8/2012 published: 7/24/2009, P. Chekov, J. Kirk
99 Harry Potter and the Inevitable Battle » Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students
Harry Potter & Mary Poppins, M, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 30k+, favs: 663, follows: 195, updated: 6/8/2012 published: 5/28/2012, Harry P.
422 Harry Potter and the Alternative Tournament » The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!
Harry Potter & Mary Poppins, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 46k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 603, updated: 6/8/2012 published: 5/14/2011, Harry P.
26The Bits Box » Just a little place to put things that are worth saving, or putting out for comments, or Omakes, or plot bunnies that haven't grown their fangs yet, or other strange and odd things. Could be anything, in any fandom or genera...let the Reader beware!
Misc. Books, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 17k+, favs: 32, follows: 19, updated: 2/27/2012 published: 3/12/2011
93 By Magic Bound or Love Slaves of Diagon Alley » WARNING: M/M SLASH. AU, futurefic, , non-DH compliant, no spoilers. 5 Years after the War, former Death Eaters are slaves, and all the rage. Lucius/Oliver, Harry/Draco, Snape/Flint, Hermione!Bashing, Harem-boy!Draco because I could . T/M for themes.
Harry Potter, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 47k+, favs: 304, follows: 127, updated: 9/4/2010 published: 8/29/2010, Harry P., Draco M.
633 One Wizarding Summer » Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 58, words: 254k+, favs: 918, follows: 409, updated: 11/27/2009 published: 12/21/2008, Cedric D., Harry P.
260 Once Upon a Cedric » When Cedric died, Harry Potter lost his first love. What if that led to Harry going bad-REALLY bad? What if something could be done to prevent it? Harry/Cedric slash, het Draco/Other, Hermione/Ron, Technomagic, Dark!Harry implied, AU, NEW last Chapter up!
Harry Potter, T, English, Sci-Fi & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 46k+, favs: 819, follows: 251, updated: 11/27/2009 published: 11/13/2008, Cedric D., Harry P.
11 Waking Up Together AU, Future Fic. Lex and Clark wake up together. Loosely based on the tension between the two in the first two seasons. No Rift. Clark/Lex SLASH. No Spoilers. An old story I had on my hard drive, posted for the Blur. One-Shot, Complete.
Smallville, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 108, follows: 16, 11/1/2009, Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
53 50 More Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts Sequel to '50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' by this author. Even more silly than the first 50 if that's possible . No Spoilers, One-Shot, Complete. No slash, but does have the obligatory personal lubricant joke. Crack!Fic, pure silliness.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 128, follows: 21, 10/30/2009
21 50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 191, follows: 29, 10/25/2009, Harry P., Draco M.
35Harry Potter and the Cliche of Death » Pure Crack!Fic! A fanfic writer is dragged into a draft HP-verse by a rabid plot bunny. Hilarity ensues. Lots of bashing-Dumbles, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, especially. Implied M/M slash Harry/Draco . Inspired by Digitallace, blame her! read her, too
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 20k+, favs: 38, follows: 38, updated: 10/11/2009 published: 8/4/2009, Harry P., Draco M.
6 From The Quibbler The Quibbler's review of the 14th edition of a classic magical book, the Handy Hex Handbook. Implied Harry/Draco, AU, no spoilers. Just a bit of magical fluff for your enjoyment. A selection of hexes to use on your, erm, friends.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 33, follows: 7, 9/29/2009, Harry P., Draco M.
55 Dating the Captain Pavel Chekov worries too much. WARNING: M/M SLASH! Kirk/Chekov, implied Spock/Uhura. No spoilers, just a silly little piece of romantic fluff from the POV of a certain neurotic young Russian ensign who's in love with his Captain. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 154, follows: 26, 7/5/2009, P. Chekov, J. Kirk
5 Ways to Cheese Your Lover A Generic Slash FanFic Smallville/Supernatural/Harry Potter/BtVS silliness. Clark/Lex, Sam/Dean, Harry/Draco, Xander/Spike. May ruin you for life, or be used as a dramatic reading. Truly horrible, I should be ashamed. Read the notes at the beginning of the story, PLEASE!
Smallville, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/29/2008
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