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Joined Sep '06

Hello, I'm Melissa. I also use various other names when reviewing anonymously, so that's it I guess. I'm not all that good with this 'talking to other people' thing, and I like reading things. I try to write stuff, but... most of the time it is failure. I just rediscovered the concept of actually having an account. It's kind of funny...

FAMOUS PEOPLES' QUOTES THAT ARE SPIFFY

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein

"All I desire for my own burial is not to be buried alive." -The Earl of Chesterfield

"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." -Steven Coallier

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -Unknown

"I wouldn't mind dying- it's that business of staying dead that scares the shit out of me." -R. Geis

"Time is a good teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." -Hector Berlioz

"Eat a live toad and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day" -Unknown

"People who are sensible about love are incapable of it." -Douglas Yates

"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -John F. Kennedy

"Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective." -Unknown

"I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?" -Bill Watterson

"Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food." -Dean McLaughlin

"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."-Randy K. Milholland.


NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES THAT ARE SPIFFY

"I've got tests in almost all my subjects today. I'm so confused that I've come up with a formula for it. To factor the governor general, you divide the pass-the-post system, then multiply it by Romeo and Juliet's love for each other." -Scott, one of my friends.

"Sometimes, I think of jumping out the window. Then I realize I'm on the fourth floor, and all thoughts of escape leave me." -Emma, another friend

"Today we found a bird... then we found it's head."-Emma, again. This time, it's Chunky McChunk Chunk Chunkington The Third. We named it after our friend Chunky (Frankie) who blew chunks when asked if she believed in aliens, and was the one who discovered the bird's head.

"It's a carcass...in your FREEZER!"- Emma discovered the Christmas turkey.

"Wow, my pizza's hot." "Don't fall in love with it now."- Brittany and Mishi (Yay I have more friends!)

"And so therefore x equals... Allan, are you eating in class?" "(mouth full)...no" "Are you sure?" "...yes...maybe..." "You know, you can't eat in class, right?" "We can't?" - Math class is never boring.

"Maybe they're getting exorcised." "What?" "Like, when they get to the office, all of a sudden the door slams and there's a priest standing in front of the door with holy water and a giant wooden cross." "...what?" - Scott's theory about what was happening when Emma and her brother were both called to the office at school.

"You're a hermit with connections!" "How does that work??" "I...don't know! But you are!" -Brittany and Me.

"You know you're an audio-geek when you dream that aliens stole your sound system... and then you had to show them how to use it."-My dad. XD

"It's not my fault it took so long! There was this gangster dude in the hallway, and he was talking to me for, like, 20 minutes!" "Where did the hat come from?" "...I dunno." -Some kid in my Careers class dissappeared for almost half an hour while going to the washroom. He somehow came back with a hat that wasn't on his head when he left.

"Their body parts ended up in various trees..." -Again, my Careers teacher is awesome

"Remember that time I got hit by a car and no one would believe me?" -Another kid in my Careers class.

"Foreign people like me." "Prove it." "Fine. (turns to me) Melissa, are you foreign?" "(mental sweatdrop)If you consider being American foreign..." "Do you like me?" "...I don't know." "...(turns back to former conversation) See! Foreign people don't know if they like me!" - The people in my Careers class are also mental.

"Santa, why are you late this year?" "Santa had a hangover...a magical hangover..." -A skit from Airband at my school. It was delayed from December to March, and so the skit (which had Santa in it) had some things...changed.

"Oh my god! It's a magical, walking jukebox!" -Another thing from Airband.

"Did you take another recreational lunch?" "...what?" "Where you smoking pot during lunch?" "No, Miss, his face always look like that." -My Careers teacher is probly always going to be funny.

"Does anyone have scissors?" "Here! (pulls scissors out of backpack)" "...I wasn't expecting you to have normal looking scissors. Like, you take them out and they have blood dripping from them. More blood than physically possible." -Yeah, my friends are all scared of me. And I love my scissors.

"We found this weird eel thing and we named it Satan." -Scott on what happened on his science trip.

"What would you turn into if you were an animagus?" "A bunny!" "A snake!" "A fox!" "An oven mitt!" "...an oven mitt?" "No! I said elephant!" -Me, Mishi, and Brittany.

"There's more demons running through you than there is in hell!!" -Brittany's Dad to their dog.

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