Hello, I'm Jess. I'm a teenager and I live in the United States. I love POTC, Star Wars, and the Twilight book series, among other things. Oh, and I'm random. More random than you. I'm also convinced that I'm psychic. But you don't have to worry about that. And that's all you need to know!
Favorite Quotes that come from all sorts of places:
"The world sucks. Otherwise, we'd all fall off." -shown to me by a friend
"That's what you think. I am totally a gothic emo person!" "Ewww Jess! You just made me throw up!"- from a chat I had with my friend's brainless little sister...her response made me laugh... (I'm not goth or emo, that I know of, just so you know)
"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"-from a keychain
"My face in thine eye, thine in mine appears. And true plain hearts do in their faces rest, where can we find two better hemispheres without sharp north, without declining west? Whatever dies was not mix'd equally; if our two loves be one, or thou and I love so alike that none can slacken, none can die."- 'The Good Morrow' by John Donne, featured in Tristan & Isolde
"I am not bound to please thee with my answers." and "There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." by William Shakespeare. I agree completely with him, though my friend thinks he was on drugs. Eh.
"The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Kevin Federline is only one example." –Schadeboy’s signature on the Twilight Lexicon. I can think of other examples...
"Farewell! Thou art too dear for my possessing." -Shakespeare. Think Edward, New Moon. Don't you agree?!
"Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful."- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
"A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese."-some website
"Ok, so what's the speed of dark?"- I did ask my Science teacher this once. She had no idea what I was talking about. Some science teacher. Hmph. I really was wondering, too...
Okay, since I have too many favorite quotes to put on here, why don't you just go to GoodQuotes(dot)com? I get lots of them from there. I'm totally using one of their answering machine messages when no one's home to witness!
You may notice that some of my stories have vanished; this is because I’m redoing them eventually. Key word: Eventually. I also may be adding to Here With Me, so look for that. There's a very high chance of me doing something in Edward's POV.
ATTENTION! THE PARAGRAPH BELOW HAS BEEN CHANGED! (updated on 7/16/07)
Right now I’m working on an original story. I came up with it and wrote some of it on an atrocious 16 hour train ride coming back from Disney World (you’ve gotta love that place) so I’ve a pretty precise idea of where I want it to go. It should be up by next year at the very latest, but it's going to be on FictionPress. It will most likely be up by the end of the summer, though. It used to be an ExB Twilight AU fanfic, but the storyline works out much better for an original story. I guess you could call it a thrilling romance. There'll be deceit, scandals, lust, secrets, lies... all that fun stuff, basically. :) I think it’ll be pretty cool, though, so look out for it. And you will never, never, never, ever guess the ending, which is my favorite part. I've finally decided on a title! REJOICE! It is...-drum roll- ...Gray Skies. The story even has two theme songs, but I can't tell you about them because they'll spoil the entire storyline, which is slightly cliched. Just slightly. My name on FictionPress is the same as this one: NotMixedEqually. I have the preface and one character's backstory done, so those should be up before August. I'm working on the 1st and 2nd chapters now. (7/16) I've finished the first chapter. I'm now stuck on the second one. I swear, it is impossible for me to get from point A to point B. Why isn't there a point A and a Half?!
That is all, I suppose.
One more thing I found that amuses me:
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
Yes, I did fall for that, sadly. I'm normally not that gullible. HA! You're thinking about being gullible, too, now aren't you? You so are.
HELP! Okay, before I got an account here, I was reading this one Twilight fic that I liked, but when I joined, I guess I never put it on any of my alert/favorite lists. So basically, I need help finding it. I don't know exactly what it was about, but I can give you an idea. There was this werewolf pack that was underground and a girl named Vivian was leading them, and she was the older sister of Jessica Stanley (not 100 sure on that). There was a guy named Zane, and he loved Bella, who somehow got underground with the pack. One scene I remember is where Zane and Bella were by/in a lake or pond. Bella was (I think) in her nightgown, and I think it was white. So she and Zane were hanging out by this lake in the middle of the night. Edward enters the story at some point, and eventually he and Zane are competing for Bella's love. That's as far as I got. I think Edward took Bella to a ballroom, too, at some point. So, if anyone knows what story this is, please let me know! It's been bugging me for quite some time that I can't remember the name/author of it.