Hello fanfiction.net! My pen name is (obviously) FrauThenardier. I named myself after my two favorite fictional women who yell a lot:
1) Frau Farbissina (Austin Powers)
2) Madame Thenardier (Les Mis)
My profile pic was made using the amazing DollDivine Princess Maker at /princess-maker.php. May proper credit always be given in these things, as I always say!
A bit about me, for those of you interested:
Favorite Musicals: LES MIS!!!!! (Duh. My name is FrauTHENARDIER.) Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, Oliver!,South Pacific, Wicked, My Fair Lady, Fiddler on the Roof, The Wedding Singer, Miss Saigon, The Light in the Piazza, RENT, Ragtime, Young Frankenstein, Lysistrata Jones.
Favorite Movies: AUSTIN POWERS!!!! (Duh. My name is FRAUThenardier.) Titanic, Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Julie and Julia, Roots, Ever After, REPO! The Genetic Opera, Beauty and the Beast, Hunchback of Notre Dame, any version of A Christmas Carol, Nicholas Nickleby (2001 version).
Favorite TV Shows: SCTV, My Big Fat Greek Life, The Tudors, SMASH!!!!, Frasier, Emmerdale, Keeping Up Appearances, Pushing Daisies, South Park.
Favorite Actresses: Andrea Martin, Bernadette Peters, Bebe Neuwirth, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Anjelica Huston, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Patti Lupone, Drew Barrymore, Mindy Sterling, Angela Lansbury, Jennifer Aniston, Joanna Gleason, Nia Vardalos, Audrey Hepburn (RIP).
Favorite Actors: Nathan Lane, Rick Moranis, Matthew Broderick, Roger Bart, Chip Zien, Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde-Pearce, Alan Rickman (RIP), Steve Martin, Tony Jay (RIP), Jared Padalecki, Matthew Morrison, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Mike Myers.
Favorite Song: Tie between Birdhouse in Your Soul (They Might Be Giants) and Wheels of a Dream (Ragtime).
Most of my fanfics will be musicals-based, with some occasional other stuff thrown in.
Into the Woods II: The Mirror and Rose
The Sweeney Song
The Sound of Sweeney
I Swear I'll Give My Life For You
Happy reading and I can't wait for your reviews!
Check out my sister account on Fictionpress at http://www.fictionpress.com/u/836057/Libretto24601
Crossover pairings I have never seen fanfics for but I ship for some odd reason:
Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) X Zoe Macpherson (Baby Blues)
Emmett Hawksworth (Keeping Up Appearances) X Vivian Charles (Pushing Daisies)
Fagin (Oliver Twist) X The Old Lady (Candide)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
UPDATE: I recently received a message asking what the point is of "From the Pages of the Narrator" if I don't answer the questions anymore. Good point, fellow online person. Very good point. I have meant to explain this for a while, but have never gotten around to it, and for that I owe you all an apology, as much as for the hiatus. The thing is, according to the rules, interactive stories are not allowed these days, and I think that "Pages of the Narrator" counts as just that. This hiatus will continue until further notice (I.E. rules changing) but I doubt that will ever happen. And I am sorry everyone that likes that fic, I hope you will still read what I have, but this account means too much to me to risk it.
Those of you who love it, though, the fic may move to Deviantart, where this sort of thing still seems to be Kosher. If you want me to, I will do that. You can find me there under the same name.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache
When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)