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Devensian »
He's hot. He's sweet. He can craft an arrowhead quicker than you can say paleolithic. A mistake sends Bella thousands of years into the past. After falling through time, will she fall head over heels as well? AH. Complete! Outtake coming soon.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 38, words: 245k+, favs: 350, follows: 440, updated: 1/17 published: 12/18/2022, Bella, Edward
28Case Files of Edward Cullen: Private Dick
"I agree, Mr. Cullen. Everyone has at least one secret they would like to hide." She leaned into his personal space, voice lowering to a husky whisper. "Including you."Twilight, M, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 7k+, favs: 51, follows: 96, 10/22/2024, Bella, Edward
751 Uncharted Destination »
Complete. Searching for your missing fiancé aboard a ship that's in imminent danger of sinking is bad. Floating on a life raft with the brooding ship's captain and a handful of fellow survivors is worse. My vacation in paradise has officially gone straight to hell. All human. Almost all humor. BxE. Three outtakes posted.Twilight, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 169k+, favs: 428, follows: 382, updated: 11/13/2022 published: 10/11/2021, Bella, Edward
60 Two for One Sale
Whoever said that revenge is best served cold is dead wrong. Payback against the person who wronged you should be conducted while your anger is still fresh... preferably while in full view of the friendly neighbor across the street. AH. One shot.Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 131, follows: 65, 10/23/2022, Bella, Edward
334 Prohibited Activity »
Complete. Forks in the 1980s was a place where music was outlawed. The police chief's sheltered daughter dreams of self-expression and freedom. The new boy in town can't dream at all. Yes, this was partially inspired by the movie Footloose - but has the addition of Vampward to spice it up. Slow burn. AU. No wolves. HEA... eventually.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, chapters: 27, words: 225k+, favs: 115, follows: 112, updated: 10/3/2021 published: 9/10/2020, Bella, Edward
398 Forwarded To My Future »
Complete. Bella is resigned to living a boring and unfulfilling life until she's old enough to graduate. But that was before fate stepped in. Looking up from her lunch tray, she sees four perfectly sculpted, pale faces - plus a bronze-haired, green eyed boy known for his gentility. He's not like the other boys in Forks. Can he help make her life a little more interesting? AU.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 422k+, favs: 368, follows: 318, updated: 11/16/2020 published: 4/2/2019, Bella, Edward
78 Final Jeopardy! »
A gameshow helped bring us together and gave us years of friendship. One night away from the TV might end it. Betting it all during Final Jeopardy is a risky move. But sometimes that's the only chance you have to win. AH.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 59k+, favs: 115, follows: 94, updated: 11/17/2019 published: 9/8/2019, Bella, Edward
818 Forward To The Future »
Complete. Human Edward from 1918 steps through time and finds himself in Forks. Hardships test his willpower as he meets vegetarian vampires, bloodsucking leeches, irritable wolf shapeshifters, and most terrifyingly, Mike Newton. Will he find a way back to his own time, or will he discover that modern day life has its own benefits? AU. EPOV.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 41, words: 266k+, favs: 532, follows: 325, updated: 6/30/2019 published: 11/24/2018, Bella, Edward