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10Myrtle the Tyrtle's Seven Days of Fairy Tales » Harry, Ron and Hermione battle evils that strangely resemble scenes and characters from seven well known fairy tales as they hurry to rescue Ginny from the clutches of evil Draco 'the incredibly sexy ferret' Malfoy before the week is up! Feel free to R&R!
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 11/21/2007 published: 3/28/2007, Harry P.
114If I did it, here's how it happened » Harry Potter is dead! But who did it? None of our suspects have [or have they?], but are explaining how they would have. You can join in too! See inside for details. Contains HG, RHr, DG, DHr, HHr, ColinUmbridge and more. WARNING may cause sides to split!
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 17, words: 10k+, favs: 10, follows: 16, updated: 3/28/2007 published: 12/9/2006
3Stone: The Musical » Harry Potter and The Philospher's Stone has been broken down into a musical the story has been abreviated, and songs and Myrtleisms have been added! Need I say more? AN: please don't get too attached to this story, it is worthy of deletion. BUT R&R ANYWAY
Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 892, follows: 1, updated: 3/8/2007 published: 12/23/2006, Harry P.
21Dudley Dursley and the Hidden Staff » Isn't everybody sick of seeing Harry take the centre stage in all the stories? Don't you wish you could have a story about Dudley saving the world? Well, here it is! Set after events in HBP, and featuring Dudley Dursley and a Staff that was hidden.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 3/3/2007 published: 11/9/2006, Dudley D.
2Alex Rider in The Broken Storm » Alex Rider is a 14yearoldorphan who comes home to find his 'lawyer' uncle has run off with his secretary. But Ian is actually an actor who has just landed a role in THE BROKEN STORM, directed by Mrs Jones. Can Alex step up and fill his uncle's shoes?
Alex Rider, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, updated: 1/12/2007 published: 1/10/2007
3Dumber's Blunder: Remaking the Wizarding World » Set after the war... but not Harry's war. Albus Dumbledore has defeated Grindelwald, but destroyed a good portion of Europe to go with it. Story tells of events at Crown School of Magical Studies in 'New Avalon', as the world is reforged.
Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, updated: 1/12/2007 published: 1/3/2007, OC
4 The Chamber With Secrets That Wouldn't Be Revealed Book the Second in A SEQUENCE OF ALTERNATIVE EVENTS. Obviously set in an AU, where the events of HP2:CoS have been changed... but only slightly. If you call the prevention of the opening of the chamber slightly. Not connected with Who's the HalfBlood Now.
Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 12/20/2006, Harry P.
3 The Cold Night Oneshot. Harry turns to therapy to solve his herosim problem.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/19/2006, Harry P.
5The Amazing Race Special Hogwarts Edition SEQUEL TO SURVIVOR: HOGWARTS, so read that one first. This is the story of Harry and co trying to kill Voldy, while making guest appearances on Reality TV show THE AMAZING RACE. Only HP,TAR crossover on FFnet! You must read and review!
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 12/15/2006
15 Survivor: Hogwarts » COMPLETE Lord Voldemort has invaded Hogwarts and is trying to kill all the kiddies! Fortunately a magic spell has locked them in the castle, and the only way out is to be eliminated from SURVIVOR! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will also lose? Read on..
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 11, follows: 8, updated: 12/14/2006 published: 11/19/2006, Voldemort, Harry P.
15Just Can't Wait! » A Lion KingBritish Monarchy crossover. Prince Charles is Simba and Tony Blair is Zazu. Fair deal of Blairbashing, among other things which won't fit in this summary! So click on the link to read more!
Lion King, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 12/11/2006 published: 11/28/2006
5Who's the HalfBlood Now? » Book the first in the Sequence of Alternative Events. In a nutshell, this is HP6:HBP ripped into pieces and put back together again, just the way I like it! Guest starring 'Someone Else' as the HalfBlood Prince!
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/9/2006 published: 11/21/2006, Harry P.
15 Help, Please! » Completed with thanks to StagStar and Ghostwriter626. Thanks to them, Harry, Ron and Hermione can finally find Myrtle the Tyrtle on fanfictiondotnet! So R&R this, and then R&R their stories, because they are great! Ch.4 contains 'implied' implied slash.
Harry Potter, K, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, follows: 1, updated: 12/4/2006 published: 11/26/2006, Harry P., Hermione G.
4Harry Botter and the What Where Who Now? » AU. Harry and the 'memories of the world' are transported by some crazy old wizard to another dimension. How will Harry get home to stop Voldemort? And just who is this new crazy evil megavillain?
Harry Potter, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, follows: 2, updated: 11/27/2006 published: 11/16/2006, Harry P.
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