Author: AlfredisMyHero

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Biography

Joined Nov '06

Sorry to my fans who have read my other stories, but I am taking all the unfinished ones I have up down for revising and even then, I might not repost them. Sorry for the trouble! DX

But I will be working on them, and creating new and better stories in their place.

I love all my readers with every bit of my soul, yes even you people who flame me.

Pick the ones that match you and post it to your profile if you think it's wrong. (Mine will be in bold)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile

If your a crazy fan girl of some kind but you are the smart one out of your firends, copy this into your profile

If you have ever done something and said out loud "Sorry fan girl moment", copy this into your profile

If seeing people fall makes you laugh, copy then paste this into your profile

If you say that you are a freakmore then once a day, then you know the drill paste this into your one thing

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have no grip on reality whatsoever, copy this to your profile. The nerd brigade thanks you.

If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name, 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughig your ass off.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference
between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile =3

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or anything of the sort religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you think that the toucans should just screw the goddamned 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have run into anything that is able to be run into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.

If you support homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes BAD. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you have no problem with O.C.s and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Spongebob Squarepants and would attack him with a knife if given the chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM (insert bishie name here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Or all of them? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto (or both!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile.

If your ONE TRUE LOVE is an anime character, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as diffrent, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a key, walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Scrubs characters:

1)JD 2)Carla 3)Dr Cox 4)Todd 5)Turk 6)Keith 7)Jordon 8)Doug 9)Laverne 10)Rowdy 11)Sean 12)Elliot

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Keith/Sean? Nope. Can't say I have.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Todd? EW TO THE 10000000000000 POWER!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well that would be weird because Elliot doesn't have the right equipment and neither does Doug.

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Any fics about Laverne? I don't think I have read any.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Carla/Keith. That would make a semi-cute couple but Elliot would be pissed.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Turk/Laverne or Turk/Rowdy?

Don't even want to think about it! That's nasty!

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

If Jordon walked in on Elliot and Carla haveing sex? I dunno, she would probobly join them! EWW! Threeway femslash!

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:

Dr. Cox/Rowdy. DON'T READ THIS! THIS IS REALLY DISGUSTING YET vaugely hilarious...BUT STILL DON'T READ THIS!

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

JD/Doug fluff fic? I don't think so.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Jordon/Elliot: My bad day.

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Todd deflower JD? Hmm... JD and his boyfriend Turk have a fight and Todd makes him feel better.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Not that I know of.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope. We all like JDox

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Carla/Todd/Turk. NO! WE WOULD CUT OFF OUR HANDS BEFORE WE WROTE THAT!

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Nothing, he's a stuffed dog!

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

It's only life by Kate Voegle.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

JD/Keith/Elliot: Ew. You don't want to read this. All nerdy white smex.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey Spicey, wanna give me a good scrub dowm like your friends do?

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Can't think of any fic just about Turk.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

He likes to bite his nails in the bedroom.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Sean/Laverne. That would never happen.

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Jordon would top Dr. Cox because she wears the pants.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a breif unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

JD and Laverne are in a happy relationship until Laverne suddenly runs off with Todd. JD, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sean and a breif unhappy affair with Elliot, then follows the wise advice of Turk and finds true love with Dr. Cox.

My Confessions of a Broken Heart and HazelInDispear would have to write it bc she is the best scrubs authoress.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jordon/Doug? That would be very scary for poor Doug.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

1)Harry 2)Hedwig 3)Draco 4)Victor 5)Charlie 6)Hermione 7)Remus 8)Severus 9)Sirius 10)Ron 11)Cedric 12)Semus

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Hermione/Cedric? Can't say I have

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Victor Krum? He's ok.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if Semus got Severus pregnant? Um...I would call the school board and then wash my eyes out because that would be discusting.

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?

Any sole fics about Sirius? None to recommend.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hedwig/Hermione no. For the sole fact that Hedwig is an owl.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Charlie/Sirius or Charlie/Ron? No! Both equally gross!

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

If Remus walked in on Semus and Hedwig haveing sex? He would probobly pass out from shock/disgust.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:

Draco/Ron: Ron never knew a slytherin could be so warm blooded.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Harry/Severus fluff fic? There probably is. HP/SS is a popular pairing.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Remus/Semus hurt/comfor fic: Semus got his heart broken by Dean, can his favorite DADA teacher teach him to love again?

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

For Victor to de-flower Harry? Hmm...Harry would have gotten seriosuly hurt by the dragon in the first task and decides to try a new method of healing.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Read Remus Slash? Prob. Not sure though.

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Nope we like Draco being with Harry.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Draw or Write Cedric? I think so.

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?

Hedwig/Victor/Charlie? NO!
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16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

BLOODY HELL!

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Severus: Shilloutes by Smile Empty Soul.

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Harry/Hermione/Seamus? DON'T READ THIS! PLEASE GOD DON'T!

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey there Hedwig...I got a nice mouse for you.

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About two weeks ago.

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hermione likes to cosplay

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Cedric shag Sirius? No. That would never happen.

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?

Draco and Remus? Remus would top.

Harry and Sirius are in a happy relationship until Sirius runs off with Victor. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cedric and a brief unhappy unaffair with Seamus, then follows the wise advice of Charlie and finds true love with Draco.

Night of unpleasent Happinings. I dunno really. But it would be rather appropreate except for the Sirius and Victor, and Sirius and Harry thing.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Remus/Severus. That is acctually pretty good.

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite APH characters:

1)Germany 2)Latvia 3)Italy 4)America 5)England 6)Russia 7)Prussia 8)Japan 9)Greece 10)Canada 11)Finland 12)Sweden

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Russia/Finland...no.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Alfred F. Jones is fuckin hot as hell!

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sweden got Japan pregnant...Greece would be very pissed... x

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recomend any?
Nope...he is always with Japan.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Latvia and Russia, OF COURSE !

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
England/Greece or England/Canada...I could see both happening...

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Prussia walked in on Sweden and Latvia having sex, he would kill Sweden and take Latvia's "vital regions" for himself, or make them let him join.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic:
Italy/Finland.

Italy has been a very good boy this year, and Santa Clause-kun has a very special present for him.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Germany/Japan? Possibly.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Prussia/Sweden

"Y'r m' n'w w'fe."

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

America to deflower Germany...HAMBURGERS!

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Prussia slash...YEAH ME!_

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Italy het. LE GASP! NEVER!

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Finland, not that I know of.

15.)Would anyone you kow write Two/Four/Five?
Latvia/America/England...again, possibly.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
MAPLE!~ or...I'M CANADA!

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Caramelldansen...

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Germany/Russia/Sweden... I WAS REALLY DRUNK AND BEWARE OF wierd USES FOR A FAUCEST PIPE.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
For Canada to use on Latvia...

"Would you like some "special" syrup?"

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A fic 'bout UK...today._

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Russia's super-secret kind? Flower useage.

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Finland shagging Greece...probably have to be drunk...on Finland's part. Greece would be willing.

23.)If Three and Seven got togather, who would top?
Italy and Prussia got together...definetly Prussia.

Germany and Greece are in a happy relationship until Greece suddenly runs off with America. Germany, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Finland and a brief unhappy affair with Sweden. Then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with Italy.

XXX X-mas.

Your's truely.

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Prussia and Japan was canon...weird...

: @- :==, Hidden Leaf Village
==: ./ :== Hidden Sound Village
,',' :== Hidden Mist Village
==: I :== Hidden Sand Village
==: M :== Hidden Grass Village
==: llll :== Hidden Rain Village

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1. Vlad/Danny(Danny Phantom)
2. Sasuke/Naruto(Naruto)
3. Sanzo/Goku(Saiyuki)
4.Dr.Cox/JD(Scrubs)
5.Kyo/Yuki(Fruits Basket)
6. Roy/Ed(Fullmetal Alchemist)

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Harry/Ginny(Harry Potter)
8. JD/Elliot(Scrubs)
9. idk

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. SasukexSakura (Naruto)
11. NarutoxSakura (Naruto)
12. Kikyo/Inuyasha(Inuyasha)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. L/Light(Death Note)
14. Dash/Danny(Danny Phantom)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
I seriously hate Sakura.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
Um...my Friend Kristen M.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Alone, in the forest, in the rain. God tht would be hot.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
My favorite was when he pulled up in the car and gave Danny and Maddie the baskets. You soooo saw him eye Danny up in that secrete seductive way.

5. How long have you been following couple #6?
A little while. Sense I saw the evidence.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
I read a Dr.Cox/JD fic and said KISS MY ASS ELLIOT!

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
HOW CAN YOU ASK ME TO CHOOSE? Hot emo boy and Shy hyper kid or Sexy doctor and his intern? HOW CAN YOU ASK ME THAT!?

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Is both an option?

9. What interests you about #14?
Dash seems like he is hiding something. And always shoving Danny up against lockers? Something is up there.

10. When did you stop liking #7?
I thought it was too cliche, and I got tierd of hearing the same old stuff over and over again.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
er...

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Everything I Am-Stanfour. The AMV is adorable.

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
Vlad/Danny!

14. Which do you dislike the most?
NEXT QUESTION!

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Um...Roy/Ed and Vlad/Danny. You kno to compare notes lolz.

Roy: So Vlad? When did you realize you liked small frys?

Ed/Danny: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?

Vlad: Well...probably when I accidentily walked in on Danny showering.

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
YES! VERY FIRST EPISODE! Naruto was pushed onto Sasuke bc that gentleman knew those two belonged together!

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Havn't finished the series yet, but I think it will happen!_

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
A good fanfic.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
U R MAKEING ME CHOOSE!

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Sasuke realizes he is in love with Naruto, Sakura, heartbroken, goes and finds love with NO ONE!

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1. USUK (Hetalia Axis Powers)

2. GerIta (Hetalia Axis Powers)

3. RussiaLatvia (APH)

4. Franada (APH)

5. PrussiaLatvia

6. GreeceJapan

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. RussiaChina

8. AustriaHungary

9. EstoniaLatvia

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. TrukeyJapan

11. FrUK

12. RussiaUS

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. USLatvia
14. PrussiaCanada

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

France is a perv that needs to be shot.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
No body...

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Bedroom, fur rug...Vodka as lube...yummy.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
When England cries during the American Revolution

5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Ever since Greece and Japan had smex! :P

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
Read one with Austria and Prussia and went MOI!

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
Definetly 2...I am not a big fan of France.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Is both an option?

9. What interests you about #14?
Prussia remembers Canada when nobody else does _

10. When did you stop liking #7?
I read a RULat. fic and went FANGURL mode.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
No.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Merry Frickin Christmas- Frickin' A

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
1 2 3 5 6.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
Oh FRANADA.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?

USUK GerIta...

PASTAAA!

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
yes! CHIBITALAIXHRE! Bc HRE Is definetly a younger Germany! XP

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
No..it's not canon.

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
Pictures.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Both.

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Turkey dies and Japan has commen sense to fall in love with Greece.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

A Poem To Stop Abuse In Relationships!

In the cover of night
Eyes glowing in deep fright
Delicate hands cover sensitive ears
As tears fall down fair cheeks

Full rosy lips parted
Harsh breaths through them departed
Slender body shook
As the night's cold air blew

Why did he do that?
Why did he yell?
Why did he turn
So cold and evil?

The comfort she seeked
From the man she adored
Was tossed out the window
When there is liquor involved

She screams and she yells
But he never hears a thing
As bottles and tables
Are thrown at her head

The only thing to do
Is run far away
But she's too weak
To stay away

He apologizes
But the words are hollow
They both know the next time
It will be that much harder

He's got an addiction
She can't stay away
A vicious cycle
That will never go away

A fragile relationship
Doomed from the start
Was the death of
A innocent soul tonight

The girl stayed too long
Blindless love was her undoing
She didn't leave
The abuse at his hand

All those in love
Must remember one thing
Never stay put
When abuse is your friend

By:fullmetal'sgirl92

Post this if you are against abuse in any relationship!

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

Philosophies:

'Time has no past, present or future.Time is still going on never ceasing.Always past means no presnt means no future means no end.Oblivian.'

'If you just leave me alone I wont kill you'

'If you an't hatein be appreciatin'

'If he an't interested stop bothering him. Vice Versa for the guys.

'There is always a way out of a sitiation. Never take the easy way out.'

'People who discrimanate others are acctually discriminating themselves.'

'Always be kind to do not want to be known as the bad guy. Also those people might be in your future.'

'All people are interconected.'

' think before you flame'

'Your desteny is already maped can change it though.If your heart and mind have the strenght you can change fate.'(c)

and from a really good authoer on here ' Because mullets are the epitome of evil '

AND BECAUSE I CAN: FK ALL THE HATERS OUT IN THE WORLD.