Anyone have a good once upon a time story let me no
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread
WHAT THE F--K HAPPENED FANFICTION JUST REMOVED MY STORY THIS IS F--ING BS NOT A TJING WAS WRONG WITH IT.
What Happened?
ANGELITA ALVAREZ
What happened is what I ask myself everyday. What was she thinking knowing she'd be putting her life to waste. This is my sister and I love her with all my heart, But doing drugs has only kept us far apart. I never thought she would end up this way, It hurts me knowing I can't help her, so all I do is pray, I pray for her to open her eyes before it's too late. Dealing drugs and stealing became her hobby, I guess she doesn't care if her kids end up without a mommy. Why can't she be the way she was before? Now that was my sister, the one that always loved me more. She was my best friend, we were always together, Nothing ever kept us apart because we promised we'd be sisters forever. I guess forever finally came to an end. She don't love me anymore now, Heroin became her new friend. I cry every time something reminds me of my sister, I feel anger and pain inside knowing I can't help her. But I won't lose faith, Every night I will pray, Cause I know someday God will show her the way. So now I put this poem to an end and wish only for the best, I pray it's never my sister who will someday be laid to rest!
Source: Sister Addicted To Drugs, Addiction Poem about Family http:///poem/sister-addicted-to-drugs#ixzz1tfshVAZW
The Car
Jennifer King
Children quietly play outside as one of the children suddenly cries the teacher ran for the boy’s help so she could cure him for he wouldn't yelp the unsupervised children were still at play there were no clouds, it was a wonderful day five kids were playing ball when they lost it because it hit a wall it slowly rolled across the street thats when the little boy and the car were to meet as the boy ran for the ball the fast car didn't care to stall the speeding car hit the boy another life to destroy the little boy let out a cry then he slowly started to die the car driver was drinking beer then what he saw put him in fear the little boy was his only one the poor boy was this man’s son so just think twice about what you do because this story could happen to you!
Source: Driving And Drinking With A Beer Poem, The Car http:///poem/driving-and-drinking-a-beer#ixzz2Ku6CTUOB
love my Parents
Shayne Smith
I'm lucky that I have the parents that I do, you would be lucky if you had them too. They don't have a lot of money because they spend too much on me, they can now barely afford the Toronto parking fee. I have nice swagg, a full hockey bag, a full backpack, but now style and money is something my parents lack.
As I grow up it gets a lot worse, I wish I could beat this teenager curse. Instead of style and hockey stuff, the things I spend their money on are a little more rough. My parents are in need because what I spend their money on is alcohol and weed.
I start to skip too much school, They tell me I should stop trying to look so cool. But that's not why I don't go, school is the opposite of my friend its a foe. It's not what I'm good at, all I do there is get in fights and call the teachers dumb and fat.
My parents no longer will give me there cash, so the walls in my room I bash. The weed I told them I got rid of it, they found some the next day and through a huge fit. No more money for me not even a little bit, I tell them this is bullshit.
I lay in my bed that night and wonder why all I want to do is get high or fight. I turn on my light so that its shining bright, and my mind takes flight. Tears come to my eyes as I realize that I'm losing the people who will always love me most, I feel like I'm being haunted and it's by an evil ghost.
The next day I go to every class, and run home fast to get all of my stuff, and stop acting so tough. My parents had it rough, and I thought being cool made me buff, so I traded all my things, including my clothes that gave me style, the phone that had the drug dealers numbers I used to dial, and my full knapsack to get all of the money back, 3000 dollars I got, I could of bought myself a robot, but instead I paid the bills, it felt like I had just got to the top of one of the biggest hills, the smile on my mom and dads face made me feel like I was no longer a disgrace.
Source: My Parents, Drug Abuse Poem http:///poem/my-parents#ixzz1tfowADXC Best Teen Poems
My Dear Child,
I love you. I have called you bu name, you are mine. Before I formed you, I knew you. And before you were born. I consecreated you. You did not choose me, I chose you. Because you
are precious to me, and honored, I love. I have loved you with an everlasting love and I will continue my constant love. How can I abandon you? My for you is too strong. I love you so
much that I hung on the cross in Calvary. I died for you, and if you believe in Me, you will have everlasting life. Can a woman forget her own baby and not love the child she bore? Yet
even should she forget, I will never forget you. I cannot forget you. I formed you in the palm of my hands. I am with you always until the end of the world. Do not let your heart be
troubled, trust in me. I will help you. When you pass through the deep waters, I will be with you. Your troubles will not overwhelm you. When you walk through the calley of the shadow of
death, do not be afraid because I am with you. My rod and my staff will comfort you. I will lead you in the path of righteousness. I will give you peace in the midst of a storm. Don't let
your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid. The peace I give surpasses all understanding. My eyes are upon you and I will give you hope, for I am merciful. You wil have access to my
grace and rejoice in hope and while sharing in the glory of my Father. You may have sorrow now, but I will see you again, and your heart will rejoice and no one will take your joy from
you. Do not worry. Even the hairs on your have all been counted, so there is no need to be afraid of anything. The mountains may depart and the hills will be shaken but my steadfast
love for you will never end. Cone unto me, all who labor and are burdened, and I will give you rest. I will be true and faithful. I will show you constant love and make you mine forever. I
will keep my promise and you will reallly know me then as never before. I am the Lord your God.
Your Faithful Friend,
Jesus.
If you find this letter touching and believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
This is 4 all the people who thinks that children has not a lot to say and adults just never think to listen, Just remember sometimes kids see things more clearly then the adults out there:
Listen
There is a reflection of pain in her eyes, as she fights back tears.
Trying to figure out why she has put up with it all of these years.
Innocence gone.
Just taken away.
Struggling to deal with it, to be free one day.
Tries to tell someone but no one believes her cries.
Just another girl getting some attention through lies.
Suicide has crossed her mind but she will never go out that way.
Thinking well maybe if he can't find me, he just won't rape me today.
Perfect smile.
Broken soul.
Living in this situation that she just can't control.
Things get worse, he beats her more.
Loses all self respect for herself as he comes through the door.
Fed up & full of hope she tried to fight back.
He pulled out a knife, all she saw was black.
Out of her misery & out of her pain.
Put her in such a place that she can't even explain.
But she tried to tell someone although they didn't believe her cries.
Just maybe if someone would have listened...this young girl would still be alive.
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Goodbye
I went to a birthday party,
But I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't chose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should
I knew I made a healthy choice and
And your advice to me was right
As the party Finlay ended,
And the kids drove out of site.
I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something i expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the Policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood was all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
Tell Daddy to be brave,
And when i go to Heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his Mom and Dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
-I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
As i lay here and die,
But now all I have to say is,
I love you, and Goodbye
Diane:
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Girl Tree
Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
'Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.'
Guy and Girl Sides:
YOUR GUY SIDE: Total: 4
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Gory movies are cool.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
YOUR GIRL SIDE: Total: 11
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear the color pink.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You go to your best friend for advice
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Speechless
My Name Is Sasha
My Sister Is Leigh
I am six
And she is three
Our dads always mad
He screams and he yells
I don’t think he likes us
It's Easy to tell
Mums only kind
When dads not around
And when he is home
She hardly makes a sound
Mums always out,
Never home
Dads always drunk,
And always alone
As soon as we hear
Those jingly keys
We run and hide
We run and plea
We find a place
And curl up tight
I hold her hand
And she holds mine
And soon enough
Dad then walks in
Don’t make a sound, don’t say a word
I pray inside, deep within
But Leigh, she cannot help herself
For the pain is just too much
"O-God" she yells
"Why are you so mean?"
He doesn't like what she has said
And beats her even more
And with one last hit
Hard and strong, he pulls away and watches
She takes one last Gasp of air
Our hands still holding
Then falls to the ground where I sat
And doesn't move a muscle
I stare at him
My eyes so blue
He looks at me
And yells "O you!"
"How dare you
Make me so mad
This is all your fault
Go cry be sad!"
My name is Sasha
My sister is Leigh
I am six
And my beautiful sister was only three
That day my Daddy
Murdered her
My best friend
She was my world
We stuck together
Through thick and thin
But now she’s gone
I’m lost within
When I was six my sister three
My Daddy murdered Leigh
Since that day I have not spoke
For it's speaking that made her die.
Source: Child Abuse Ends In Death, Abuse Poems http:///sad/poetry.asp?poem=18656#ixzz0mjYqiGbr
GOD's Little Child
GOD sent me to you to melt your cold heart
And to give your life a new start
I was just a bundle of love
Sent from Heaven above
GOD had put twinkles in my eyes
From the stars He took from the sky
But I didn't melt your cold heart as you held me that day
I only heard the awful words you begin to say
I feft the blows and I felt the pain
And I felt my life slipping away
As my blood flowed leaving stains
You left me to die all alone
But GOD was watching from His Heavenly Throne
GOD sent His Angels to me and as they wiped away my tears
They told me never again would I know fear
The Angels carried me back to my Home above
Where JESUS greeted me with open arms of love
He smiled at me and said" I know what you have been through because I was abused and murdered to". " I will continue to knock on this cold heart's door and maybe before it is too late
Love will replace hate".
If you hate the people that abuse children please cope and paste this into your profile.
Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew, Jojo McDodd, Pixel Alice, Twilight-Lover908, starlight luna, AliceCullen0629
These are 2 of the saddest poems that I have read please read them.
STOP CHILD ABUSE!!
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
2. Mommy...dylan brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When dylan shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because dylan , got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an saint, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my boyfriend I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost i customized it to fit the columbine and cassie bernall
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
"THE PROMISE"
As I noticed myself becoming old and gray,
I knew it was time to visit the little girl of yesterday.
She had been kept safely hidden
In a place where others had been forbidden.
She knew I had to leave her long ago,
So one of us could find the strength to grow.
I promised her that I would someday return,
For she was my main concern.
No one could understand how her and I connect,
For I was the one present during the crime and neglect.
As I opened the door to yesterday,
I heard the sound of children happily at play,
But I noticed her sitting all alone and sad
Until our eyes met and she became glad.
We reunited by hugging and kissing one another
Like a beloved daughter and a mother.
I comforted her and dried away her tears
That were too painful for so many years.
As I looked in her small eyes of grey,
I told her that the monster had gone away.
She looked up at me and said,"I love you"
Then I replied, "I love you too".
Someone who cared had finally set her free.
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
The little girl that I used to be.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, I quote; Toma sota balcuquot; as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
New Moon Great movie!!
HEY ANYONE WHO LOVES TWILIGHT THEN GO AND VOTE IN THE POLL!! (poll ends when the 3rd twilight movie comes out)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're easily confussed add this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nightcrawlerfw, AliceCullen0629
If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.
"I'm smiling because I'm your sister. I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it." If you have a sibling that thinks you are a major menace, put this on ur profile.
If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried and/or peed your pants, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile--
If you forgot your cell number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, for no good reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed over something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.
If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you have a WICKED long bio, copy this into it to make it longer!
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If you love reading, copy this into your profile
If you've spent hours on the computer reading various fanfictions instead of doing your homework, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If you think Jordin should have lost, and Blake Lewis should have won in American Idol, paste this into your profile.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I fyou are one of the two percent (or in my case will be part of the two percent) who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate wild goose chases, copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.
If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.
Are you someone who daydreams throughout most of the days? I do. If you do then copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the people who think that life isn't fair then copy this into your profile.
If you are on this profile, copy this onto your profile!
-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're against abortion, copy this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
IF you love CHARMED copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
Thoughts from AliceCullen0629:
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."
"It's not about being who everyone else wants you to be, it's about being yourself and finding someone who loves every bit of it."
"Boyz are like slinkies: stupid, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."
"I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it."
"A best friend helps you up when you fall."
"Me and You are Friends: You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, well, I'm gonna miss your emails."
"Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."
"ON YOUR BIRTHDAY...DON'T INVITE VAMPIRE-OBSESSED FRIENDS!! THEY BITE!! (I guess I'm not going to my own party :( )"
"I never got my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks to live with the Cullens."
My friend texted me asking "what does 'idk' mean?" so I said "I don't know" and she said "omg! NO one knows!"
"TWILIGHT : four books are NOT enough!"
"Never go to bed angry. Stay up late and plot your revenge."
Name- Kathleen
I live in The- USA (but not telling where in the USA)
born- June 29, 1987
My family has 5 people in it and I have 1 older sister and a youger brother
Love- HP fanfiction story's in
- Sirius and Harry
- Voldemort and Harry (Dark Harry)
- Harry, Lily, and James (Time Travel)
- Harry Potter and Charmed Crossovers
- Harry Potter and Twilight Crossovers
- Charmed story's
- Twilight story's
- Bella is turned into a vamp.
- Bella is turned into a vamp. b4 she learns about them
- Bella is turned into a vamp. after Edward leaves her
- Bella and Edward Stories
- Bella and Alice Stories
Movies That I Love:
- Harry Potter all of them
- Twilight and New Moon
- Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2
- Madiea's Faimly Reauion
- The Dairy Of A Mad Black Woman
- Over Her Dead Body
- Charmed on DVD 1-8
- The Princess Diaries 1 and 2
- Media gose to jail
- Romeo Juliet (sad movie but really good)
- Star Dust (I own this one to)
These are only some movies I like
Quote From Charmed, Harry Potter, Gilemore Girls:
Charmed- The Power of three will set us free.
Harry Potter- Bloody Hell!!
Gilmore Girls- Luke, I need coffiee NOW!!
Hear are some quotes from all the Harry Potter Books:
Harry Potter 1- Ron, "It's spooky. She knows more about you than you do." Harry, "Who doesn't?"
Harry Potter 2 - Ron, "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"
Harry Potter 3- Hermione, "You foul, low, evil little cockroach!" Ron, “Hermione his not worth it”
Harry Potter 4 - Hermione, "Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"
Harry Potter 5- Harry, "I don't get it, what dose the Minstery of Magic got against me?"
A Cinderella Story - Sam, "Austin? What are you doing?”. Austin, "Something I should've done along time ago."
News from AliceCullen0629:
If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Now if you are new to FanFiction and Harry Potter then to understand how the people act the way they do YOU MUST READ THE BOOKS OR WATCH THE MOVIES.
A Harry Potter Survey:
Which book in the series is your favorite?
- I like all them.
How long did it take you to read the books?
- Around 2-6 days. Depends on the book. (longer the better).
Who introduced you to the books?
- My friend
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
- bought them all.
Was the ending to the series your dream ending?
- Pretty much. Sirius please come back!
Who is your favourite character's?
- Hermione, Harry, and Ginny
Who's your favourite Wizard?
- To hard to pick.
Who is your favorite Muggle?
- Oh... um... um... no idea.
What's one of your favourite quotes from the movies?
- "I hate Spiders why couldn't it be follow the Butterfly's"- Ron.
What was your favorite "couple" moment?
- Harry and Ginny (I aways knew they would end up together)
What was your favorite Hermione and Ron moment?
- When she sent the birds after him... hehe:D
How about your favorite Harry and Cho moment?
- When she cried, and ran away. GO GINNY!
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
- Umm... the Final Battle at Hogwarts (it's a chapter in book 7; look it up).
Which book cover was your favourite?
- I don't really know.
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
- Of course. I also love Twilight.
Sorcerers Stone or Chamber of Secrets?
- Chamber of Secrets
Prisnor of Azkaban or Goblet of Fire?
- Goblet of Fire
Order of Phoenix or Half Blood Prince?
- Definately Half Blood Prince.
You are most looking forward to which movie: Half Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows?
- Hmm... right now, Half Blood Prince.
Who do you want to see Harry with most: Cho or Ginny?
- That's not even hard; Ginny, dur!
Ron: Hermione or Lavender?
- Hermione!
Who's the better villain: Voldemort or Bellatrix?
- Voldemort.
You know Your Obsessed withHarry Potter When...
You have seen all six movies the day they came out.
You have read all 7 books at least twice.
You own all five movies and have seen them numerous times.
You can quote the books because you have read them so many times.
You talk nonstop about something about Harry Potter.
You have looked up everything that you can about Harry Potter.
Your in Sirius deniel that Sirius Black is dead.
You plotted what you think will happen in the book.
You scream "no" when you think one of your favorite characters is going to die.
You re-read the book before the next movie comes into theatre so you can rant and shout things at the theatre screen.
You write FanFiction stories of Harry Potter.
You have at least read three Harry Potter FanFiction stories.
You day dream about scenes in the Harry Potter books.
You take a Harry Potter quiz whenever you can.
You read about Harry Potter facts whenever you see them.
You know serveral months in advance when the exact date a Harry Potter book or movie is comming out.
You know what Bloodpops, Chocolate Frogs, Fizzing Wizzbees, etc. are.
You Know You Live In 2010 When...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't play solitaire with real cards in years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN, MySpace or Facebook.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) You were to busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly.
12) Now you are thinking, "I Have to put this on my profile!"
13) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
This was first said by EternalSong13 for You Know You Live In 2008 When...
20 things to do at Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie
If I were in Hogwarts...
House: Ravenclaw
Favorite Subject: Charms and Potions and Transfiguration (sorry if spelled wroug)
Quidditch Position: Chaser
Animagus or Patronus: Tiger/cat
Wand: 9 1/3 inches, Birch wood, phoenix tears core
Dating a: Gryffindor
Blood: Half-Blood
Clubs: DA, Charms Club, Dueling Club
I'm Looking for a story... if you know of a story like this (or wrote one), please write to me. I know they must be out there somewhere.
& Harry Potter was rised by Lord Voldemort after kiddnapped from James and Lily and James and Lily are still alive. Harry starts going off to Hogwarts where they are teaching.
& ANY story that has Harry's (married) Parents are sent to Harry years at Hogwarts. (most likely due to time travel).
& Anything with Charmed and Harry Potter.
& Anything about Twilight.
Things People Want To Know About You
.: Favourites :.
food: Pizza (pinnapple and bacon)
music style: rock, punk, pop, hip hop, r&B, Country,
tv show: ER, Law and Order SVU, Law and Order, Grey's Anatomy, The Serect Life Of The American Teenager, Charmed
movie: anything with romance, drama,action/thriller, and comedy, Twilight, Harry Potter
ice cream: chocolate
book: Harry Potter, Twilight
board game: monoply
dessert: Chocolate cake
quote: "A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you a
.: Friendship :.:
who's your best friend?: Tiffany Harris
last friend you hung out with: Tiffany Harris
last friend you saw a movie with: Witney
last friend's house you went to: Whitney
do you have a lot of friends of the opposite sex?: A few
funniest friend?: Lauren
meanest friend?: Stephaine, Chrissy, Tiffany O'Neil, Brittany
friend who your parents love?: Witeny and Tiffany Harris
Music I like to listen to Hilary Duff, Blink182, Aaron Carter, Britney Spears, Christina Aguliara, Kelly Clarkson, Lindsay Lohan, Blake Lawis, and Vanessa Campagna
Tell Everyone About Yourself
Basic About you:
Birthday: June 29, 1987
righty
Piercings: Yes
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Grade: In College/ an Early Childhood Eduaction Major
More about you:
Are you named after anyone?: No (well how should I know)
Do you live in the moment?: Maybe
Do you consider yourself tolerent to others?: Yes (you have to be working at the dollar store)
Do you have any secrets?: Yes
Do you hate yourself?: No
Do you have any bad habits?: Yes (biting my nails)
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yes
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yes and No
Are you confident?: Yes and No
How long does it take you to shower?: 30 minutes to an hour
What color is your room?: Green (my fav color)
Where do you want to attend college?: Community Collage of Beaver County
Do you...?
Smoke?: No (like hell that i would ever start)
Do drugs?: No (Like hell)
Drink?: No
Go to church?: Yes
Sleep with stuffed animals?: Hell No
Drive?: No but soon I hope
Want to get married?: Yes
Want to have children?: Yes
Get along with you parents?: Yes
Color/highlight your hair?: Hell Yes when I can
Like coffee?: Yes
Wear makeup everytime you go out?: Yes/No
Love roller coasters?: Yes (at kennywood)
Like to cook?: Sometimes
Have you ever...?
Been out of the country?: No
Been in love?: Yes
Done drugs?: No
Gone skinny dipping?: No
Gone one day without food?: No
Slept all day?: No (I get up early for work but when i get the chance to sleep in i still get up early LOL)
Had a dream that came true?: Yes (it was feaky)
Gone out of state?: Yes (but not that often)
Had a movie marathon?: Yes (Harry Potter)
Been on a plane?: Yes
Ran into a wall?: Yes
Cried over a movie/book?: Yes
Gotten a cavity?: Yes
Been to a theme park?: Yes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Burgers or Hot dogs: Burgers
Book or magazine: Both
TV or radio: Both
romantic comedy or thriller: Both
waffles or pancakes: Both
Florida or california: Florida
The city, the beach, OR the country: the beach
Tennis shoes or sandals: sandals
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino
Science or math: Math
Do you believe ...?
in miracles?: Yes
in magic?: Yes
in God?: Yes
in Satan?: No
in ghosts?: yes
in luck?: yes
in love at first sight?: maybe
in Santa?: Hell No
in the Easter Bunny?: Hell No
yourself?: yes
Love and all that -
Do you consider love a mistake?: No
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?: Yes
What is worst about the opposite sex?: --
Who and when was your first crush?: Not telling but did have one
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
Your friends and fa0mily think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Hey if you love Twilight then read the following:
The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.
Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do you like me?
Edward: No
Bella: Do you want me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you live for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now!
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, Spider-Monkey-Forever, Angel452 , goodpiperravenclaw.
FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
Random Sarcastic Junk.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?
Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
The road to success is always under construction.
I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
15 Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
5. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
8. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
9. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
10. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
11. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
12. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
13. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
50 Things not to do at hogwarts! (well...not unless you have Harry's invisability cloak and the Marauders' Map or you are Fred and/or George)
1. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.
2. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
3. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
4. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
5. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
6. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
7. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.
8. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
9 Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
10. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
11. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.
12. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”
13. I am not allowed to order the kitchen house-elves to spit into all the food to “enhance the flavor”.
14. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”
15. I am not allowed to add pictures of teachers I don’t like to Wanted Deatheater posters.
16. There is no house made of candy in the forbidden Forest and it’s wrong to say so to first years.
17. I shall not add “according to the prophecy” at the end of my sentences to raise my Divination grade.
18. It’s just cruel to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he’d forget his head if it wasn’t attached.
19. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartasses, and the Junior Death Eaters.
20. Telling Draco Malfoy to “Make like a ferret and bounce” is always a bad idea.
21. I will not tickle a sleeping dragon “just to see what happens”.
22. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter’s Firebolt.
23. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.
24. I will stop telling tree-huggers to go visit the Whomping Willow.
25. Loudly repeating “Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort” is not a good way to get the classroom quiet.
26. I must not sing “I’m off to see the wizard” every time I am sent to the headmasters office.
27. I must not throw Hermione’s copy of Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom.
28. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”.
29. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
30. I will not dress like Neville’s grandmother when going to the Halloween Party in Snape’s class.
31. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teachers’ morning tea.
32. When asked a question by a teacher I will not point out that the answer is protected by a fidelius charm and I am not the secret-keeper.
33. Do not jump out at Mad-Eye Moody for a joke.
34. I will not tell Umbridge “Voldemort says, ‘Hi,’” every time I see her.
35. I should not tell Cho Chang Cedric came to me in a dream and wanted me to tell her something, but I woke up before he did.
36. I should not tell Umbridge that I have a kitten named “Fluffy” she would like to meet. But I will anyway.
37. I must not lock all of the Gryffindor and Slytherin in a room and see which house comes out alive.
38. I will not call the Dark Lord “Tommy-boy”.
39. As Stan Stunpike learned, impersonating a death eater doesn’t “get you chicks”.
40. I will not crush up booger flavored jelly beans and put them in Draco’s pumpkin juice…after this time.
41. I will NOT bleach Lucius Malfoy’s Deatheater robes.
42. I must not call Potions “Home-Economics” in front of Professor Snape.
43. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.
44. I can not call Professor Snape “the Sheriff of Noghtingham”.
45. Dropping a bucket of water on Snape’s head was only funny the first time…and the second…and third. But the forth time! No way.
46. I must not tell Umbridge that some centaurs have invited her to a party.
47. I shall not tell Snape, “There is a thing called shampoo in the world.”
48. I must not yell “She-who-must-not-be-named is coming!” every time Umbidge walks down the hall.
49. Professor McGonagall likes her milk in a glass, not a saucer.
50. i will not tell Cedric he dies only to turn into a sparkling, emo vampire in a few years
If you have wasted precious hours of your life reading this random crap that gets you a few giggles well... YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Edward.
Bella or Jacob?
Bella.
Bella or Alice?
Alice.
Alice or Jacob?
Alice.
Rosalie or Alice?
Alice.
Jasper or Alice?
Alice.
Jasper or Edward?
Edward.
Carlisle or Esme?
Esme.
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett.
Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett.
Bella or Rosalie?
Bella.
Esme or Charlie?
Esme.
Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle.
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie.
Jacob or Sam?
neither.
Sam or Quil?
Quil.
Quil or Embry?
Embry.
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
James.
Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires.
How did you first find out about the movie?
The TV!
Are you excited?
Twilight- amazing! New Moon-amazing! Eclipse- Can’t wait!
What do you think of the casting so far?
They are all amazing!
Are you going to go see it?
Hell yes!
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
ALL THE VAMPIRE’S AND BELLA!
Twilight fanfiction stereotypes
I read Twilight fanfiction so I MUST have good taste
I’m a girl who read Twilight so I MUST be in love with Edward
I love Twilight so I MUST have no literary taste
I laugh about Twilight so I MUST be a meanie
I’m Team Edward so I MUST hate Jacob
I like Bella so I MUST be an anti-feminist
I’m Team Cullen so I MUST always go with the main stream
I’m Team Human so I MUST be boring
I’m a twenty-something fangirl so I MUST be immature
I’m a klutz so I MUST need a vampire boyfriend to save me
I’m pale so I MUST be a vampire
I sparkle in the sunlight so I MUST be a vampire
I’m Italian so I MUST trap poor tourists in my tower room and eat them
I liked Breaking Dawn so I MUST be a cheesy and unrealistic person
I like Edward/Bella so I MUST be lame
I hate stereotypes in Twilight fanfiction so I MUST try to use them as little as possible
Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
Goble of Fire (Love it)
Least Fav- Order of the phoenix, (Sirius's death)
Deathly Hallow(Tonks and Lupin got together!!)
Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
Goble of Fire (Love it)
Question 3:Who is your favorite character?
Tonks, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Hermione, Harry, all 9 of the weasleys, hagrid, dumbledore
Question 4:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?
LUPIN
Question 5:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?
Bellatrix
Question 6:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, and Cedric
Question 7:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
I AM A RAVENCLAW
Question 8: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Cedric or Harry
Question 9: Who would be your best friend?
Ginny, Hermione
Question 10:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
CUE THE WATER WORKS!!
Question 11:What is your favorite magical creature?
House Elfs!!
Question 12:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?
D.A.D.A(Lupin's class)
Question 13:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
Who wouldn't!?
Question 14:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
TONKS!!
Question 15:How did you get into Harry Potter?
A Friend
Question 16:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
YES!!
Question 17: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beauxbations?
Hogwarts, Beauxbations
Question 18:What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Black Lake
Question 19: Do you read or write fanfiction?
BOTH IR COURSE
Question 20: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Question 21: What position would you play in Quidditch?
SEEKER!!
Question 22:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
Hermione beating the crap out of Ron in Deathley Hallows, Chapter: The Silver Doe, along with Tonks tellin Harry she and Remus got Married, and Ginny and Harry's 2 big kisses.
Question 23: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
GOOD PPLS DEATHS
Question 24: Would you join the DA?
Duh
Question 25: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?
NO WAY
Question 26: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Lily, Ginny, Hermione
Question 27: What would your pet be?
KITTEN!!
Question 28: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Potters, Diggorys
Question 29: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
The cloak
Question 30: What is your favorite horcrux?
Sword
Question 31: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
YESS!! ITS HORRIBLE
Question 32: Who is your favorite Marauder?
ALL OF THEM EQUALLY EXEPT FOR PETER COZ I HATE HIM LIKE I HATE JACOB BLACK
Question 33: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Olivanders (I WANT A WAND)
Question 34: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius, Tonks
Question 35: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
All of them minus Percy
Question 36: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
Cedric and harry. Hogwarts Victory!!
Question 37: Favorite actor in the films?
Emmz Watson, Daniel Radcliff, Rob Pattinson
Question 38: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
Maybe, a dress like Hermione's but except it would be in pale gold or silver
Question 39: How many times have you read the series?
I am proud to say that I lost track, but I now know the Hogwarts school song by heart, can memorise lines from every book and movie!!
Question 40: Did you like this survey?
Would I have taken it if I didn't?
A TWILIGHT SURVEY
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Breaking dawn
How long did it take you to read the books?
A few days
Who introduced you to the books?
No One just saw the book and wanted to read it and ever since I loved Twilight
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
I brought them all
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Breaking Dawn
What's your dream ending to the series?
The same as the ending to Breaking Dawn. More books.
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Alice!!
Who's your favorite vampire?
Alice!!
Who is your favorite werewolf?
Jacob that’s it
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When she punches him in the face
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
Whenever she give her makeovers!!
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
Victoria and her newborns!
Which book cover was your favorite?
Twilight. I like see it everywhere!
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Yea!!
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
twilight
New Moon or Eclipse?
eclipse.
Eclipse or Twilight?
eclipse
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
twilight movie
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Edward
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Edward
Bella or Jacob?
Bella
Bella or Alice?
Alice
Alice or Jacob?
Alice
Rosalie or Alice?
Alice
Jasper or Alice?
Both
Jasper or Edward?
Jasper
Carlisle or Esme?
Esme
Emmett or Jasper?
Ummmm… I luv them both but probably Emmett
Emmett or Jacob?
Emmett
Bella or Rosalie?
Bella
Esme or Charlie?
Esme
Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle
Charlie or Billy?
Charlie
Jacob or Sam?
Sam (Sorry but I am NOT a Jacob fan)
sam or Quil?
Quil
Quil or Embry?
Quil
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Victoria
Werewolves or Vampires?
Vampires... DUH!!
Movie Stuff:
How did you first find out about the movie?
From the books and the internet
Are you excited?
About the movie Eclipse Totally!!
Are you going to go see the new movie?
of course the first day!!
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
No, just me
List You Favorite 7 Twilight Characters
Alice
Jasper
Bella
Edward
Emmett
Esma
Carlisle
Nessy
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish you could have a big brother like Emmett Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal. Then post this on your profile.
If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn at least 3 times.
2) You own all above mentioned books.
3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and you want to see it anyway.
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6) You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
9) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
10) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
11) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
12) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you like best.
13) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
14) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it.
15) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost everything you read.
16) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire.
17) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
18) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
19) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
20) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
21). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
22). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns
23). Your laptop has something to do with the Twilight Series
24). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
25). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
26). You know you're addicted, but you don't care
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens Including Bella)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're absoPOSIlutely in love with Edward Cullen until no other guy can even come CLOSE to him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your dad thinks you're mad for falling in love with a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you won't let ANYONE team Jacob touch your Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've told your parents you only want a 911 Porsche Turbo in YELLOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've screamed at someone who told you Edward was fictional, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you scream "EDWARD!" when you see that Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you try to see how much you look like Bella each day, copy and paste this into your profile.
Funny Phrases
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
9 Funny Things About Some People
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here.
WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT
1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure
2. You find yourself narrating your life, like Bella does
3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Bella do?'
4. When things get rough, you say 'at least I’m not being chased my vampires. But that would totally awesome!'
5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters
6. When you go to the breaking dawn party, you scream so much that a guy fell down, scared to death
7. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway because at least everyone’s happy
8. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!
9. You relate real life situations to twilight
10. Every time you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you
11. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire.
12. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them.
13. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them.
14. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate.(Team Edward all the way!!!)
15. You go to your relatives’ house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on.
16. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward/ Jacob or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen/ Mrs. Black.
17. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens or Jacob.
People I Plan of Marrying... (No specific order)
1. Edward Cullen
2. Robert Pattinson- the fact that he plays Edward Cullen is enough for me
3. BLAKE LAWIS!!
Favorite Things
Favorite TV show: Secret Life of the American Teenager- OMG!! It is amazing
Favorite Book: Twilight, and Harry Potter duh
Favorite Person: My friends
Favorite Cullen: Probably a tie between Edward, Alice and Emmett
Favorite Movie: Twilight and Harry Potter!!
Favorite Breaking Dawn Moment: When Edward changed Bella into a vampire and when Bella changed Emmet to a arm wresting match.
Favorite Color: Green
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
AACIBD- Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV- Addicted to Vampires
LES- Love Edward Syndrome
OCD- Obsessive Cullen Disorder
WBWAVS- Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
WIWAVS- Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
Re-Post this to help stop racism!!:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."
Child abuse is wrong, evil, and sick. If your abused run to the police as fast as you can because you don't deserve it! If you know your friend is being abused tell the police no matter what they say! They may be mad at you know but at least there not dead or being hurt by evil, cruel people! Help others by making the right choice and tell an adult!
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:
Dont mess with a Cullen,
Especially me.
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.
My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.
Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.
Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.
I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamps so much fun
You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.
Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, lets through a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.
I think a storm is brewing,
And Edwards really keen.
To through around a baseball,
Come and join the team.
Rose is really gorgeous,
But her tempers really bad.
But youll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.
The best thing I saw comin,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.
One thing we put up with,
For Nessies salvation.
Is Jakes stinky wolf pack,
Livin on the reservation.
Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talkin,
Bout the author Stephenie Meyer
I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so scroll down
(don't cheat- -)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Sad:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Favorite Vampire: Emmett Cullen
Least Favorite Vampire: Rose Cullen
Favorite Werewolf: Jacob (DUH!!!)
Least Favorite Werewolf: Paul (DUDE! Get a friggin' grip!)
Vamps or Werewolves: Vampires!!! (Especially Emmett, Alice, and Edward!)
Favorite Twilight Conversation: "You're just Jacob and he's just Edward!" "But I am a werewolf and he is a vampire!" "AND I'M A VIRGO!"
Favorite Twilight House: Cullens' house
Favorite Book: Um, maybe Eclipse and Breaking Dawn
Favorite Male Character: Emmett and Edward (DOUBLE DUH!)
I'm not afraid of bloody murderers
I'm not afraid of hell
I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me
I'm not afraid of nightmares
I'm not afraid of crazy people
I'm not afraid of werewolf's
I'm not afraid of vampires with gold eyes
I’m only afraid of vampires with red eyes.
ABORTION AND CHILD ABUSE ARE NOT OKAY! READ BELOW! STAND UP AGAINST ABORTION AND CHILD ABUSE! LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD!
Dear Mommy,
I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.
I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.
Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.
One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me."
Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.
I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.
I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.
The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
"Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I
don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the
monster.
I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.
Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.
Love,
Your Baby Girl
If you think that abortion is wrong and as terrible as it really is
then you will re-post this for if you don’t, you're a cold and heartless person for this didn’t touch your heart.
Ten years ago on 9/11/01 the twin towers collapsed, due to hijacked planes colliding into each. Many people died in those towers and in the planes. Something that most people don't think about; Four planes were actually hijacked. Two were flown into the twin towers, one was flown into the Pentagon, and then there's flight 93. This plane was taken over by four members of Al Queda. We think that flight 93 was headed to fly into the White House. But, when the passengers realized what was going on, they courageously fought with their captors, thus saving many others from dying. Everyone on flight 93 lost their life.
Please paste this onto your profile as a sign of respect to our troops, everyone whos life was cut short, and the brave men and women who fought for their lives.
Rest in peace
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Kathleen
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
katizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Green Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Leeann Craig
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
harkaofo
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Red Mountain Dew
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Arnarnre
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
Maria
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black -- (I have no pets)
I'm not a book, I can't be read.
I'm not the weather, I can't be predicted.
I'm not an item, I can't be bought.
I'm not a fool, I can't be sweet talked.
I'm not an outfit, I can't be changed.
I'm not a game, I can't be won.
I'm not an animal, I can't be tamed.
I'm not a doormat, I can't be walked all over.
I am what I am and that's all that I am.
I'm happy, but I cry.
I'm honest, but I lie.
I'm shy, but I wont shut up.
I'm determined, but I still give up.
I'm modest, yet I'm vain.
I'm crazy, and sometimes insane.
I'm very alive, but have never felt so dead.
I'm soft as silk, but hard as lead.
I'm unique, but just the same.
I'm really cool, but very lame.
I can see, but I'm blind.
I'm the worst I've been but I'm fine.
I'm gaining, I'm losing.
I'm breaking, I'm fixing.
I am human, im construction im destruction.
you say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
I want to a birthday party I remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would, that I didn’t choose to drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right as the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece, never knowing what was coming, something I expected least. Now I’m lying on the pavement. I can hear the policeman say, “The kid that cause this wreck was drunk.” His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, “This girl is going to die.” I’m sure the guy had no idea, while he was flying high, because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die. So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell my sister not to be afraid, Tell Daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven to put ‘Daddy’s Girl’ on my grave. Someone should have taught him, that it is wrong to drink and drive and maybe if his parents had I would still be alive. My breath is getting shorter I’m getting really scared as these are my final moments and I am so un-prepared I wish that I could hold you mom as I lie here and die. I wish that I could say good bye and I love you!
(Copy and Paste this if you know someone that died because of a drunk driver)
Mine are in bold!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ARAB, so I must be a TERRORIST and HATE America
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a I'm hosmoexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be messed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist and hate Catholics.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I dress MODESTLY, so I must not be confident
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"
26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!
1) Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2) To secretly smell you hair, but you always notice.
3) Stick up for you, but still respects your independence...
4) Give you the remote control during the game.
5) Come up behind you, and put his arms around you.
6) Play with your hair.
7) His hand always finds yours.
8) Be cute when he really wants something.
9) Offer you plenty of massages.
10) Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11) ...Never run out of love.
12) Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13) Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14) Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16) Smile a lot.
17) Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, but does it because he knows how much it means to you.
18) Appricate you.
19) Help others out.
20) Drive for 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21) Always give you a peck on the cheek when you are departing form each other's company, even if his friends are watching.
22) Sing, even if he can't.
23) Have a creative sense of humor...
24) Stare at you.
25) Call for no reason.
26) If you are away from each other for a period of time, tell you that he misses you and wishes you were there.
WARNING! THERE IS A NEW DISEASE SPREADING QUICKLY THROUGH THE WORLD! IT IS CALLED OTD. OTD STANDS FOR Obsessive Twilight Dissorder. IF YOU SUFFER FROM OTD, PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE! I'M OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT AND PROUD OF IT!!!
NORMAL PEOPEL:SAY OMG
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already has it all taken care of!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat;)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON:)
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Twilight funny sayings
"yes. no. to get to the other side. 1.77245.
"money. sex. money. sex. cat."
"ice doesn't help the un-cordinated." you got that right, hunny.
"yeah, i've heard that before."
"i guess we've finished playing, then." ya think?
"does she even like italian?" "rose, her name is bella!"
"oh, thats just emmett." yep, that explains everything
"everyone is looking." "that guy isn't- no, wait, he just looked well i'm breaking all the rules now, since I going to hell."
Then the gym scene lolz!XD not even i'm that bad
Jasper and Emmett burning James!
"OMG, HES A VAMPIRE!"
"can he drink his own blood if he got real thirsty?"
"I WANT A FREAKIN SPARKLY BOYFRIEND TOO!"
"I'M SO OPENING MY WINDOW TONIGHT!"
"BITE ME, BLONDIE!"
"ahhh! voldemort!"
"don't make me bite you..."
"so is baseball the vampire version of quidditch?"
"so edmund.." "edward! not edmund!edmund is from narnia!" then the boy looking at as like we were crazy lolzxx
"have you watched buffy the vampire slayer?" i scream "noooooo!" "why" "vampire. slayer."
Funny harry potter moments
"my cat scratched me on the head, now i'm harry freakin potter!"
"MY DOG HAS THREE FREAKIN HEADS! I'M CALLING IT PILLOW!"
"with this broom, i can fly downstairs!" no you can't lolzx
"don't make me zap you!"
"so, tell me again, why does he have no nose?"
"i bet he's really a blonde."
"that's a great tatoo on his forehead."
Jessxx
belongs to me...
so watch out bella! lolz
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
“I’d tell my husband, “You’re going to be
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Sister’s computer
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ghost Whisper
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:35am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:21am
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV, my mom and sister on the computer
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday afternoon, I was waiting for my sister
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fanfiction
9. What are you wearing?
Dark blue jeans and a white with purple flowers tee shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
Yep but I never remember when I wake up
11. When did you last laugh?
I was at my friends house
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, a couple of pictures on the wall and they are a cream color
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Nope not yet
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's okay. A little strange
15. What is the last film you saw?
Charlie St. Cloud, but I fell asleep on it
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A trip to Italy to see if I have family there
17. Do you like to dance?
nope, I don’t know how
18. George Bush:
What the hell??
19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Courtney Nicole Harkins
20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Have no idea yet
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I wouldn’t mind live anywhere else then PA
22. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?
Welcome to Heaven go right through
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start to Sing-A-Song of Six Pence at a random time. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
I like this one!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.
Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.
Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet.
Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.
Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names.
Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"
Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you.
Crazy is when you run upto a guy who looks, from the back, like Rob Pattinson and kiss him on the cheek.
Crazy is when someone says there 'team Jacob' and you run around the school field screaming in horror "GET THIS SHITTY DOG STENCH OFF OF MEEEEEEE".
IN REMEMBERENCE:
In Rememberence to Severus Snape,
a Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
without all the red and gold crap.
In Rememberence to Fred Weasley,
who fought bravely to the very end,
and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
and with loyalty await his brother,
with many jokes,
he's got forever to think of them, right?
In Rememberence to Dobby,
who was more free and full of love,
than any elf, and most humans.
In Rememberence to Remus J. Lupin,
the last REAL Marauder,
who was not just a wonderful father,
an incredible husband and a brave hero,
as well as a wicked werewolf.
In Rememberence to Nymphadora Tonks,
who died for the greater good,
and will probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
In Rememberence to Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody,
Who's motto "Constant Vigilance" kept him alive for so long.
In Rememberence to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A. Voldemort,
who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end.
In Rememberence to Albus Dumbledore,
whose past and wisdom confused us,
whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end.
In Rememberence to Bellatrix Lestrange,
because it was awesome how Molly Weasley kicked her ass in a duel,
she deserved everything she got in the end.
In Rememberence to Colin Creevey,
who we really don't know too well,
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war,
so he must have done something good...
besides stalking Harry.
In Rememberance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
who lived and died soaring.
I...
Pick the month you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because I'm good in bed
brown- because I like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because I have a killer six pack!!
msg me what you get so i can see how many people read my profile :)