The Grand Reopening of Dark Loans » A Solar Boy comes back from the dead, a Dark Swordsman gets his sword stolen, a Duke tries diplomacy, another Solar Boy gets to see old-fashioned pile driving, and some Immortals get their plans wrecked because of loan sharks. Sanity not included.
Boktai, K, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 23k+, updated: 11/26/2020 published: 10/17/2020
Cats and Coffins In the middle of the Dark City, Django runs into an unexpected problem and admits defeat at the paws of a cat.
Boktai, K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 902, 9/30/2020
Sound Effects We asked, "What if Link from ten-thousand years ago was helping the Champions?" He asked, "What if we had sound effects?" Set in Linkguistics.
Legend of Zelda, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 9/25/2020, Link
2 Night of the Were-Cactuar In which Vincent does not turn into the Galian Beast and things are a lot sillier for it.
Final Fantasy VII, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 9/7/2020, Vincent V.
5 Programming Liabilities and a Pot Lid In the days immediately before the Calamity struck, the Champions and Zelda take the Link from ten-thousand years ago to the castle. Link suffers the pain and anguish of watching people ruin perfectly good machines. Administrator overrides are found to be somewhat ineffective when the machine won't take spoken commands. Set in Linkguistics.
Legend of Zelda, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 8, 4/5/2020, Link, Zelda, Urbosa, Daruk
73 Linkguistics » Language changes over time. If Breath of the Wild had the Link of 10,000 years ago instead of the 100 year old one, things would be much more confusing. Forget the Master Sword; Link needs a language expert. This is a story where trusting a suspicious Link would have been a good thing. (Cover by CascadeFreeWill.)
Legend of Zelda, K, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 27, words: 42k+, favs: 80, follows: 68, updated: 2/22/2020 published: 6/23/2019, Link, Epona, Wolf Link
7 Mourning Tea » Ballonlea isn't always the best place to live, and this isn't just because of fairies. Polteageists are not good house guests.
Pokémon, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 2/9/2020 published: 1/20/2020, Allister, Allister/Onion
55 Wild Groose Chase » When Like-Likes start munching all of Hyrule's shields due to a botched ritual, it heralds bad things. Groose is sent on a quest to find the Reincarnated Hero (Even though he really doesn't want to find the guy.) Things get messy when the Yiga, a Korok spy network, a fan club, and an avaricious aspiring merchant get involved. Groose deserves a raise. Minor edits completed!
Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 31, words: 69k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 8/25/2019 published: 1/17/2019, Aryll, Groose, Stritch, Ravio
3 The Demon Barber of Dian Cecht Cathedral Todd had a very short list of clients until Miriam came up with a new plan and some random drop items.
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 8/14/2019