331Ottery St Catchpole » From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 15, words: 42k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/17/2022 published: 12/4/2017
38Cheating the Game » The assassin's aim was slightly off-centre. Yennefer's scene on the beach goes rather differently. Yennefer decides to cheat the game. (Based on the Netflix series. The baby lives).
Witcher, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 83, follows: 115, updated: 2/2/2020 published: 1/14/2020
1k+ Yet, mad I am not » ...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?
Naruto, M, English, Suspense & Family, chapters: 40, words: 96k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 9/9/2018 published: 9/7/2014, Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
22I Will Survive If Harry Hart could survive a gunshot directly to the head, then Roxy Morton sure as hell could survive being in a building hit by a missile.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, T, English, Suspense & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 80, follows: 57, 9/29/2017
112 Conversations Over Tea » Semi-connected oneshots about a genderfluid!Mulan having different conversations over tea. Contains implied past slash, gossip, and people getting their facts wrong.
Mulan, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 663, follows: 334, updated: 9/14/2017 published: 2/10/2016, [Mulan, Shang] OC
23Sorry, Wrong Number » It is absolutely not Kakashi's fault that Gai and Obito are together. Nope. Not even a bit. Well maybe a bit. Okay. If he hadn't been a jerk, this would not be currently happening.
Naruto, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 94, follows: 65, updated: 9/23/2016 published: 9/4/2016, [Gai M., Obito U.] Kakashi H., Rin
42 Quite Irregular » In which Eggsy is one of Sherlock's Baker Street Irregulars.
Sherlock & Kingsman: The Secret Service, T, English, Drama, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 344, follows: 205, updated: 5/9/2016 published: 11/22/2015, Sherlock H., John W., G. Unwin/Eggsy
74Shorter Fuse » How much difference could two and a half weeks make? Eggsy loses his temper with Rottweiler a bit earlier, and so the first Kingsman he meets is *not* Harry Hart.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 442, follows: 487, updated: 5/9/2016 published: 7/14/2015
Then Finn Woke Up Drabble: Finn wakes up from coma, examines events that led him to being in a hospital bed in a Resistance Base. Pre-slash. Featuring Poe, BB8, and a Twi'lek doctor who is not here for fanservice.
Star Wars, T, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 9, 4/30/2016, Finn, Poe D.
97 There May Be No Survivors » Eggsy runs into Alex Rider in a corridor whilst on a mission. They get on like a house on fire. Language warning cherubs.
Alex Rider & Kingsman: The Secret Service, M, English, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 626, follows: 661, updated: 2/23/2016 published: 6/22/2015, Alex R./Cub, Smithers, G. Unwin/Eggsy, Roxy
21 An Unofficial Motto Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 166, follows: 53, 11/30/2015, [Shikaku N., Yoshino N.] Minato N., Chōza A.
1k+ Cleaning no Jutsu » She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 50k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/24/2015 published: 6/21/2011, [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A.
21The Danger of Missing Small Details » Eggsy wasn't born with a silver spoon. He got something better. The rest of Kingsman take a while to catch on. Or: the one in which Eggsy is a god, Harry has some explaining to do, and Roxy and Merlin desperately need a scotch.
Kingsman: The Secret Service, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 361, follows: 233, updated: 7/8/2015 published: 6/30/2015
295 We are the Hunters » Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter. Rated for foul language in English and Japanese.
Harry Potter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 29k+, favs: 797, follows: 895, updated: 6/15/2015 published: 11/24/2013
204 Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure » Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit, K+, English, Family, chapters: 8, words: 17k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 425, updated: 1/30/2015 published: 1/14/2015, Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin
7For the Love of Gold » Nori has never really understood the intrinsic attractions of gold. Then he meets Prince Fili, and realises he might have found an exception. Pre-slash. Reformatted so that it won't make eyes bleed anymore, I swear.
Hobbit, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 28, follows: 23, updated: 1/22/2015 published: 1/17/2015, Nori, Fíli, Kíli
31 The Prank Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 274, follows: 66, 4/14/2014, Harry P., Ron W.
113The Runner » Sarah always ran from everything. And then she had nowhere left to run...
Labyrinth, T, English, Fantasy & Angst, chapters: 13, words: 14k+, favs: 105, follows: 157, updated: 11/25/2013 published: 2/25/2013, [Jareth, Sarah] Toby
45 After the Big Bang » Vegeta sacrificed himself to save the world, but Bulma decided she was tired of his attitude and dumped him. Depressed, he tells his troubles to a random earthling, Oz.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dragon Ball Z, T, English, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 112, follows: 97, updated: 7/1/2013 published: 2/8/2013, Oz, Vegeta
693 Butterfly Genjutsu » Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
American McGee's Alice & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 13, words: 37k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 757, updated: 2/26/2013 published: 7/3/2011, Alice, Kakashi H.
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