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444It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps » by Drowning.Octopus Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 29, words: 64k+, favs: 365, follows: 412, updated: 6/4/2014 published: 6/30/2008, Hermione G., Draco M.
129Committed To Memory » by Operamuse Sirius is at last out of Azkaban,and Embre is there with him as they remember their past,discover friendship can be reclaimed and that love is easier to recapture then they may think. Sequel to Sparking Embres. SB/OC, AU
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 16, words: 73k+, favs: 62, follows: 87, updated: 8/14/2011 published: 8/29/2007, Sirius B., OC
632The Marauders' Advice Thingy » by thishasbeenabanadoned The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 31, words: 161k+, favs: 343, follows: 195, updated: 4/21/2011 published: 9/17/2006
17That Black Magick » by Operamuse Naughty bits between Sirius Black and OC Embre Lupin; the parts I couldn't write in my T rated fic. Please don't read if sexual content offends you!
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 14k+, favs: 32, follows: 11, updated: 2/28/2010 published: 11/16/2008, Sirius B., OC
742Accio Brain! » by KafkaExMachina and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 54k+, favs: 506, follows: 471, updated: 9/9/2009 published: 2/27/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
1k+ Getting it Right » by Moonprincess92 Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. [Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete]
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 38, words: 220k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 587, updated: 4/18/2009 published: 8/22/2008, Scorpius M., Rose W.
47A Stupid, Messed Up Parody » by Chocofreakazoid Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 19, follows: 17, updated: 4/14/2009 published: 9/25/2008
8The Sisters Black » by PirateQueen716 Never were there three such devoted yet equally different sisters as Andromeda, Bellatrix and Narcissa Black... this is a series of one-shots in no particular order showing, perhaps, the reasoning behind the actions behind these infamous sisters. Review!
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 2/1/2009 published: 1/25/2009, Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
12 LoveHate relationship by RocketFAN OneShot: After a night of heavy drinking at his house on Spinner's End, Severus Snape and Bellatrix Lestrange wake up next to each other! Warning: Contains some naughty behavior! Please R & R! Read before "Spawn of Snape"
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 10, 1/24/2009, Severus S., Bellatrix L.
24 Nobly Wild by Wotcher-Tonks Five Times Teddy Lupin Felt Like a Wolf. Happy New Year's!
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Family, words: 660, favs: 34, follows: 2, 12/31/2008, Teddy L.
15Welcome To VoldeMart! How May We Help You? » by HappySmilesVarietyHour Voldemort has a new plan to take over the Wizarding World, but this one is different than all the others. This one starts at Walmart.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, updated: 11/19/2008 published: 3/15/2008, Voldemort
17 You'll Never Know by icefire-lioness Sirius Black is very, very drunk, so when he wakes up next to Lily Evans, the girl who his best friend is in love with, he has no idea what he has done. And Lily, who remembers everything, isn't about to tell him. SB/LE
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 40, follows: 9, 7/18/2008, Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
7 I Want to Write a Love Letter by Chocofreakazoid James Potter is in love and wants to tell Lily his feelings for her. Only problem is that he is terrible at writing love letters. He simply cannot express himself through writing. So what does he do? How does he tell Lily the truth? Read this to find out.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 6/19/2008, James P.
56Conversations Of A Dark Lord » by Taeya Just a humour version of Voldemort's life, including pizza parties, ridiculous unneeded plots, and chick flicks. OOC, and very immature.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 11k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, updated: 4/7/2008 published: 7/10/2006, Voldemort, Severus S.
2Hogwarts by Spirit-of-Deathmist Hogwarts: a new part of the school system will send 7th years to Muggle London. WITH SNAPE, oh god, the torture. HP, HG friends, NOT slash! non complient with lots, Hogwarts go clubbing yeah! Disclaimer: Not my characters, so plz dnt sue
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 8, 3/5/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
3Top Ten things I HATE! by That1Gurl Lily Evans lists the top ten things she hates as a detention assignment for Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 2/12/2008
153 Shower Thoughts » by Tyem Marodyor Ever wondered what the Marauders, Lily Evans and her two friends thought in the shower? It only takes one question, and they all want Lily to answer...and soap gets in Sirius' eyes. As usual.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 67, follows: 46, updated: 2/9/2008 published: 2/2/2007, James P., Lily Evans P.
9 Hold On a Second by Butterfly Bandage All Draco wanted was to find out why the hell he got that question wrong. Unfortunately, the only person who got the question right was a one Miss Hermione Granger. Dramione, um, T just to be safe... *hint hint*
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 24, follows: 1, 2/8/2008, Draco M., Hermione G.
28 Passion and Love » by Cuban Sombrero Gal TWOSHOT. Petunia Evans thinks Vernon is perfect ... until she meets James Potter. ::Written for the Reviews Lounge Christmas & Valentine's projects::
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 50, follows: 12, updated: 1/30/2008 published: 12/9/2007, Petunia D.
208 French Plaits » by Moonprincess92 Teddy loves Victoire's French plaits. Victoire wants to know why Teddy keeps gawking at her. Harry and Ron are at a loss on what to do, Hermione's the voice of reason and Rose is the only one making sense. Confused? :TeddyVictoire postDH SU:
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 19k+, favs: 135, follows: 54, updated: 1/16/2008 published: 12/7/2007, Teddy L., Victoire W.
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