I am a military historian by trade, when not reading histories I enjoy reading fanfiction's and just about anything else i can get my hands on.

Unfortunately outside of my historical nonfiction writing I have no literary skill so I will never publish a story here.

I am however a prodigious reader. I started reading fanfiction in middleschool in 2001.

I am a line break

Pairings i will not read under any circumstances due to personal preference

Slash

Harryxginny

Narutoxsakura

Ichigoxorohime

Ronxhermione

Any pairing with the following characters except the most minor of background cases will cause me to stop reading a fic. I find these characters unpalatable in the extreme when depicted romantically.

Draco

Snape

Tom riddle

I am a line break

If you find a fic not in my c2 please contact me.

Also people, DO NOT PUT AUTHOR NOTES IN THE MIDDLE OF CHAPTERS.

All hail Mr. Black

05/17/23

I wish to point out to all fanfiction authors that monetization of fanfiction represents a massive risk to the already shakey legal status of fanfiction as a whole, all it takes is one ip owner getting pissed and one court judgment setting a precedent to wipe out fanfiction as we know it. All these authors who think just because they are not directly pay walling content its OK are absolutely wrong, if you take payment, and mention so in the same place you present your fanfiction you are part of the problem. Please do not risk fanfiction by being greedy.

If I leave a review reiterating this on your work, it's not an insult and I am not trying to be a jerk, I just feel obligated to say something to preserve a hobby I enjoy in the face of consistent shilling for money. Feel free to ignore me, just remember I told you so when all this is gone.