32I Died and got Humiliated by my Mum, so now I Have to Start a Harem! » Mashup of reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" challenge and timbarney110's "Loyal Pet" challenge. Harry dies and gets made fun of by his mum for his lack of skill with the ladies, and then is sent back to third year with instructions to "make her some grandkids" and "pet the cat". Harry/Multi. Feat. Sadistic Lily, Animagus Bellatrix, Harem-Queen Hermione, and no Weasley bashing!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 224, follows: 343, updated: 11/10 published: 5/10, [Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.]