The Scroll of Zalaman Peter and Neal finally get their answers...including answers to questions they didn't even ask.
Harry Potter & White Collar, K+, English, Drama & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 8/12/2020, Harry P., Neal C., Peter B.
Steve Rogers' Bladder Hates Steve Rogers And meetings. And old leather seats.
Avengers & Captain Marvel, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, 9/23/2019, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Peggy C., Talos
3 Upfront » The Doctor has to pee. That's it.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/16/2019, 10th Doctor, Donna N., Martha J.
Peter Tinkle Peter Parker's Spidey-Sense turns out to be useful in an unexpected way.
Avengers, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 559, favs: 4, follows: 7, 7/27/2019, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Michelle J./MJ
Burn With Me The Doctor thinks two suns and temperature are one and the same, leading to a bad case of sunstroke.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/25/2019, 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Elons and Colons The Doctor' shyness collides with Lethbridge-Stewart biology values. And as it turns out, Elon Musk's skills of observation.
Doctor Who, T, English, Humor, words: 962, 7/21/2019, 10th Doctor, Kate S.
2 Puddles The one place the Doctor never wanted to have an "accident", is the one place he needed to. And the one place he does..
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 7/19/2019, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
7 Seas of Embarrassment The Doctor finds a preference for SMALLER ships..and glasses of soda.
Doctor Who, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, 7/15/2019, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Toilet Drabbles » The Doctor is logical, except when it comes to his bladder..
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 174, favs: 1, 7/11/2019, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
1A Very Brown Suit The Doctor learns not to underestimate the power of a *less frequent* bodily function..
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 7/9/2019, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Face of The Doctor One of the first things a Time Lord does after regeneration, is look themselves in the mirror. The Last Of The Time Lords didn't. He couldn't. He could never look at the man he's become.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 415, favs: 3, 7/4/2019, 9th Doctor
1 An Oncoming Storm of Emotion The worst thing you can do to a Time Lord is to exploit their temporal sensitivity. Davros doesn't care.
Doctor Who, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 411, favs: 1, 7/3/2019, 10th Doctor, Davros, Cult of Skaro
2Sad Lonely Eyes When the Doctor said it felt as if there was no Time Lords left, he left out one person, one possibility. And there's a very, very good reason for that..
Doctor Who, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 579, favs: 5, follows: 2, 7/1/2019, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
2A Different Kind of Business to Conduct There are two kinds of business that a President deals with in a day: official and UN-official. This is a story about the THIRD kind..
Designated Survivor, K, English, Humor, words: 6k+, 6/25/2019, Tom K., Emily R., Mike R., Lyor B.
Sobering Up They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but does that apply to a demon?
Good Omens, T, English, Humor, words: 827, favs: 5, follows: 1, 6/11/2019
Captivity » There are two reasons for the Doctor giving himself a full bladder at inconvenient times. One is awkwardness. The other: People keep locking him up!
Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 6/10/2019, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T.
Two Doctors » The Doctor doesn't get much time to sulk in loneliness, before he's hit with a regenerative coma! Thinking quickly, the TARDIS brings him to the hospital of one particular, grumpy Doctor with a cane: Doctor Gregory House.
Doctor Who & House, M.D., K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 6/8/2019 published: 6/7/2019, 10th Doctor, Brigadier, G. House
Sherlock has to pee-Prompt Series Different scenarios in which Sherlock has to pee. Chapters based on reader prompts! Canon characters only, unless related to Sherlock. Adding characters as prompts are received. Enjoy!
Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 534, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/6/2019, Sherlock H., OC
6 The Doctor's Problem » Donna finds an old Gallifreyan record. To keep it from being played, the Doctor must explain something embarrassing. Questions follow..
Doctor Who, K, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 5/1/2019 published: 1/19/2019, 10th Doctor, Donna N., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
2 A Soldier, an Engineer, a Historian and a Time Lord Based on the episode "Stranded". Both the Lifeboat and the Mothership gone, the Time Team are left stranded in 1754. That is, until Lucy comes across a familiar blue box..
Doctor Who & Timeless, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 4/30/2019, 10th Doctor, Lucy P., Rufus C., Wyatt L.
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