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305Conditioning »
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 241, follows: 291, updated: 8/4/2013 published: 4/11/2008
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Notes »
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 25k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 999, updated: 12/29/2008 published: 5/14/2007
49 Who knew?
As Bella and Jessica are driving back from Port Angeles, a song comes on that makes Bella remember things she doesn't want to. Things that hurt. Songfic: Who knew? by Pink.Twilight, K+, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 56, follows: 14, 4/10/2008
53 Blank Pictures
In 'New Moon', Edward takes the package of pictures that Bella was going to send to her mother, right before he leaves her. This is his side of that event. One shot.Twilight, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 49, follows: 18, 1/30/2008
162 Brainstorming pranks
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.Twilight, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 258, follows: 77, 8/17/2007
292 Popsicle
Edward is watching bella sleep, so when she starts talking, it's nothing unusuall, but when she LICKS him, he is slightly uncomfortable. EVEN BETTER!She wakes up and finds her tongue stuck to his arm, what will they do? How will Edward's family react?Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 344, follows: 72, 8/1/2007
389 Karaoke night! »
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 12k+, favs: 230, follows: 78, updated: 7/8/2007 published: 6/26/2007
761 Vampiric Peaches
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 920, follows: 146, 5/31/2007
117 Llamas
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 131, follows: 33, 5/27/2007
141 Sneaky Money
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.Twilight, K+, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 158, follows: 44, 5/18/2007
70 Skating
Bella and Edward go rollar skating!Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 102, follows: 21, 4/18/2007
110 Which one?
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.Twilight, K, English, Humor, words: 626, favs: 88, follows: 15, 4/8/2007
33 Jacob becomes Alpha
Jacob becomes Alpha of the LaPush pack. Bella drops by for a chat. What will happen when he finds out that she really does want to be a vampire? Slightly OCC, written before Eclipse came out.Twilight, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 13, 1/27/2007
90 The Locket
Bella gets a locket with Edwards picture inside...What will he do when he finds out? One shot.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 161, follows: 37, 1/27/2007