“She’s an old soul that believes in chivalry, romance, and love.” – Adrian Micheal
Name: Miss. Vice Admiral Queen Belladonna Megdalona Severnia Willhelmenia the Five-Hundred and Forty-Ninth. Or, for short, Dee.
Age: Still can’t vote, still in the double digits, and still the oldest person without a child in the theaters for Lego Movie 2. (shout out to that one guy who was in the theater with us for Ice Age: Collision Course: Dude, you rock.)
Favorite Color: Pink. I switched as a child after the standard, bitter shade of purple in all classic Crayola marker packs disgusted me.
Favorite TV Show: I can’t pick favorites
Favorite Movie: I still can’t pick favorites
Celebrity Crush(es): Alan Alda, John Ritter, and Jeff Conaway. No, I’m not sorry, I just need a support group. (And Tony Danza in a close fourth)
Dream Job: If no one votes me in as President, then I’d like to be work in the early stages of animation, like screenwriting, storyboarding, etc. In my dreams, I would love to be at Dreamworks or working on We Bare Bears, or creating my own cartoon.
Three Wishes: For control over canon past, present, and future, writing abilities like Sir. Arthur Conan Doyal, and a googolplex dollars, without tax, that I have all rights to. See? I didn’t go over this time! WAIT, I also want a guy my age with my interests and values who looks EXACTLY like Alan Alda. Dang it, one over. Well, maybe next time.
Fun Fact: I'm a hopeless romantic.
M*A*S*H, Cars, The Fairly Odd Parents, Rise of the Guardians, The Lego Movie, The Secret Life of Pets, We Bare Bears, Shrek, Mad About You, Puss in Boots, WALL-E, Kung Fu Panda, Star Wars, Taxi, The Emoji Movie, The Penguins of Madagascar, Looney Toons, The Golden Girls, Johnny Test, The Smurfs, Ice Age, Three’s Company, Reba, Who’s the Boss?, The Cosby Show, SpongeBob SquarePants, Despicable Me, Different World, Gnomeo and Juliet, Sherlock Gnomes, The King of Queens, Madagascar, Designing Women, Grease, The Backyardigans, Max and Ruby, Megamind, Toy Story, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dear Dumb Diary, The Hypnotist, Whatever After, TUFF Puppy, The PowerPuff Girls, WKRP in Cincinnati, AND LOTS LOTS MORE
Ships: (no real order, but they are now grouped better by fandom)
Hawkeye and Margaret: My crowning, ultimate, these-two-will-send-me-to-a-mental-hospital-one-day OTP.
Sally and Lighting, Holley and Mater, Cosmo and Wanda, Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, Timmy and Tootie, Timmy and Molly, Jack and Tooth, Ice Bear and Yana, Tigress and Po, Viper and Crane, Spongebob and Sandy, Patrick and Mindy, Plankton and Karen, Max and Gidget, Doug and Carrie, Ray and Debra, Robert and Amy, Paul and Jamie, Fran and Ira, Ira and Mary Ann, Kevin and Vanessa, WALL-E and Eve, Alex and Elaine, Louie and Zena, Gru and Lucy, Dwayne and Whitely, Sandy and Danny, Emmet and Lucy, Rex and Lucy, Benny and Sweet Mayhem, Batman and Queen Watevra, Batman and Batgirl, Batman and Catwoman, Bugs Bunny and Lola, Daffy and Tina, Angela and Tony, Shrek and Fiona, Donkey and Dragon, Puss and Kitty, Tyrone and Tasha, Drac and Ericka, Han and Leia, Jyn and Cassian, Rey and Kylo Ren/Ben, Rey and Finn, Rey and Poe, Gnomeo and Juliet, *Sherlock and Irene, Woody and Jessie, Woody and Dolly, Alex and Gia, Gloria and Melman, Skipper and Marlene, Kowalski and Marlene, Manny and Ellie, Diego and Shira, Megamind and Roxanne, Jack and Janet, Julia and Reese, Suzanne and Dash, Suzanne and Anthony, Zander and Lieutenant Valaria, Johnny and Sissy, Smurfette and Brainy Smurf, Kitty and Dudley, Minnie and Mickey Mouse, Donald and Daisy Duck, Alan and Ellie, Nick and Judy, Fred and Daphne, Shaggy and Velma, Andy and Jennifer, Jennifer and Johnny, Johnny and Bailey, Herb and Jennifer, Nick and Judy, etc etc etc.
SPECIFICALLY from Sherlock Gnomes.
“I don’t tell you how to live your life!”
“Let it never be said I didn’t suffer for my occupation.”
"I don't know why I encourage him."
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
- SpongeBob SquarePants
“I am going to learn to keep my big mouth shut.”
“Insanity is just a state of mind.”
– Hawkeye Pierce
“This is without a doubt the most inconvenient war in history.”
– Charles Emerson Winchester III
“Spit, grit, and a whole lot of duct tape.”
“A diet is ruined! I hope you’re happy.”
– The Fairy Godmother
“And somebody bring me something deep-fried and smothered in chocolate!”
– The Fairy Godmother
“You creepeth me out.”
“Eat dirt and die, trash.”
“I’m getting nauseous!”
“Sid, I’m gonna fall on you again, and this time, I will kill you.”
“You’re right. A man doesn’t make you strong. But the right partner can make you stronger.”
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
― William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
― Robert Fulghum, True Love
“I would always rather be happy than dignified.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
“Write. Rewrite. When not writing or rewriting, read. I know of no shortcuts.”
― Larry L. King
“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”
― Dave Matthews Band
“Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee.”
― J.R. Ward, Dark Lover
“Respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be.”
― Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina