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Biography
Joined Jan '07, USA

Good Morning all, as it is 6:31 a.m. this lovely Saturday morning.

Issues at hand concerning FFN.

Ah, well then, let's see, I have a few stories that need to be updated and a few that will be completely deleted until I get around to rewriting them. Therefore some of my stories will not make another appearance where-ever I chose to relocate. I am of course, not running away I am merely fed up with the . . . well I am fed up, I love this site and have been here long enough to come across some very talented and skilled writers as well as some very avid readers. I am tired of the rules changing and will not filter my stories to meet the new rules of FFN that were not in place when I first joined, it is too much work and lessens the quality of the stories I write too much.

As for the stories that will be removed entirely from my archive they are Darkness or Light, Price of Happiness, and Crimson Ambition. The rest of my stories will remain and will be updated as regularly as possible. Any requests that were made will be fulfilled in the possible near future. College has delayed my writing progress enough to keep me from posting though not from writing fiction. I should apologize for my influx of updates and how I jump from one story to another regarding them but RL has a good hold on me as of late. Excuses are not ideal but these are simply reasons why I have been only mildly active.

I shall be relocating elsewhere I will continue to update my stories on here until I have moved each of them over to another location, I'm not disappearing or discontinuing my writing. Wishing everyone the best of luck and a great deal of gratitude to all those who read, write, and take the time to comment and review any of the stories they read I say farewell.

The imagination is how we enjoy life by thinking beyond what is to what if. Therefore we should embrace where the imagination takes us and try in some form or fashion to get there. -Lady Misaga

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Edgar Allan Poe


A white man said "No colored people allowed here."
And the black man said. "When I was born I was black,
when I grew up I was black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
when I go out in the sun I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I die I'll be black,
but you...
When you were born you were pink,
when you grew up you were white,
when you're sick you're green,
when you go out in the sun you turn red,
when you're cold you're blue,
and when you die you'll be purple
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man sat down and the white man walked away.

If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short" What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, dumbass?

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I live in the USA, so I must be LAZY.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

The ones that describe me are bold!
Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

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