247MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of » Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 27k+, favs: 63, follows: 34, updated: 7/8/2015 published: 11/21/2008, [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
18 50 Words of Funky Flow He's a goofy but heroic magical warrior, she's his bookish but surprisingly tough best friend, and these are fifty short scenarios from their relationship. Steven/Connie, COMPLETE.
Steven Universe, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 121, follows: 23, 4/24/2015, [Connie M., Steven U.] Amethyst, Pearl
12 Broken Heart In their early days on Earth, Pearl is forced to teach Rose an unfortunate lesson about humans. One-shot.
Steven Universe, T, English, Tragedy & Drama, words: 567, favs: 36, follows: 4, 4/13/2015, Pearl, Rose Quartz
4 The Way It Is Ginny is an idealist. Astoria is not. One-shot, set during "Deathly Hallows." Written for the Random Word Prompt Challenge and the Bechdel Test Competition.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 6, 3/30/2015, Ginny W., OC, Astoria G., Alecto C.
12 Promotion Ron and Hugo play chess. One-shot, written for the Quote Competition.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 59, follows: 8, 3/1/2015, Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W., Hugo W.
5 Hate Snape hated Wormtail. Drabble, one-sided Snape/Lily.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 546, favs: 12, follows: 2, 2/8/2015, [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Peter P.
2 Sitting on the Sidelines Evan Landon loved football. Too bad he never actually played it. One-shot, complete.
Daria, K+, English, Drama & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 12/26/2014, [Andrew L., Michele L.] [Jodie L., Mack M.]
24 The Feel of 'Fred' The births of his nieces and nephews force George to consider the name of his own future son. One-shot, not angst.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 105, follows: 17, 3/29/2014, [George W., Angelina J.] Ginny W., Fred W. II
6 Sibling's Rivalry After breaking his leg, Dib asks for Gaz's help to defeat Zim. Unfortunately, she's currently distracted with a rival of her own. One-shot, no pairings. A commission by Jazoijua, who owns the OC, with cover image by TheAlleyRat on Deviantart.
Invader Zim, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 3, 2/8/2014, Zim, Dib, Gaz, OC
15 Autopsy There are two sets of records about Colin Creevey's death, one Muggle, one magic. Unfortunately, neither answers the questions that are torturing his brother Dennis. One-shot. Done for the "What a Word!" Challenge.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 39, follows: 3, 10/8/2013, Minerva M., Colin C., Dennis C.
15 Underdog At age seven, Ron gets tricked into making a rather stupid bet on a Quidditch game. Apparently these "Chudley Cannons" never actually win. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 68, follows: 3, 9/19/2013, Ron W., George W., OC, Fred W.
15 Take Me Out to the Quod-Pitch In this week's "Daily Prophet" Sunday insert—the continuing controversy over Quodpot! Forget about national pride or safety; is the game actually entertaining? Quidditch correspondent Ginny Potter gives her two Knuts after taking her children to see a match. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 3, 9/15/2013, Ginny W., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P.
16 Sodium Fluoride Seamus Finnigan has one tube of toothpaste, three semi-helpful friends and less than thirty minutes to complete his Muggle Studies assignment. He also has a distinct capacity for causing explosions. One-shot, done for the N.E.W.T.s Challenge.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 36, follows: 3, 9/7/2013, Ron W., Seamus F., Dean T., Charity B.
22 A Little Different Seven-year-old Albus Potter has a secret. A terrible secret that could make him an outcast from his parents and siblings forever. "But you just said it was no big deal!" "No, I said I didn't care. But if I was Aunt Ginny, I would care a LOT." A humorously dramatic one-shot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 104, follows: 19, 9/3/2013, [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P., James S. P.
37 Sorting Things Out » Albus' father said the Sorting Hat took choices into account, but he certainly didn't ask to be put in Hufflepuff. Scorpius, meanwhile, is having problems with his fellow Gryffindors. Was Albus' father wrong? How will their families react? And will either of them manage to get into the House where they really belong—or at least figure out where, exactly, that is? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 27k+, favs: 61, follows: 22, updated: 8/18/2013 published: 7/7/2013, Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W., James S. P.
13 Marked for Life Draco took on the Dark Mark for his father; he wasn't thinking about what effect it would have on him if serving the Dark Lord turned out to be a mistake. He certainly wasn't thinking about the effect it would have on his son more than a decade later. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 11, 8/11/2013, [Draco M., Astoria G.] Scorpius M.
19 Evaluating the Malfoys "Good morning. My name is Hermione Weasley, from the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures' House-Elf Services Office. Are you Asteria Malfoy?" Mostly canon compliant, set about eleven years after the series. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 100, follows: 12, 8/8/2013, [Draco M., Astoria G.] Hermione G., Scorpius M.
15 Breaking the Surface » They can barely speak around each other. Heck, they can barely BREATHE around each other. You know, if Hugo had been saner, he probably wouldn't have gone looking for friends in the Hogwarts Lake. A fluffy, somewhat strange Hugo/OC friendship fic with canon-compliant merpeople. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 15, follows: 7, updated: 8/6/2013 published: 8/3/2013, Rubeus H., OC, P. Sprout, Hugo W.
14 Better Late Than Never Two months after Christmas, Ron confronts Percy about a missing present. Somehow this evolves into a fight more than twenty years in the making, with some unexpected confessions and bonding over past mistakes. One-shot. Can be read alone or as a companion to "Odd One Out" and "Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy."
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 114, follows: 13, 7/31/2013, Ron W., Percy W., Bill W., Hugo W.
34 Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy ...And One Time That They Didn't Have to Anymore. Because all of the Weasleys, unfortunately, can use anger to cover up their pain. Rated for cursing, slight sexual references and character death. Canon compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 218, follows: 37, updated: 7/27/2013 published: 7/25/2013, Ron W., George W., Percy W., Fred W.