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Joined Jan '07

Name: Lonve Voice

Colors: Dark Blue and Dark Green

About Me: I'm just me.

Hobbies: Reading, swimming, watching the rain, and listening to it, and cooking

Siblings: 5 brothers, no sisters

i live with my mom and step dad

a play list of my favorit songs!

http:///DotSonic89

this youtube gose with running from once self.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpR5FNFR9So&NR=1

One of my peoms:

Nothing

Nomadic heart

Open and crying

Tearing through the dark

Heavy with lying

Isolated at the fork

Nomadic heart

Gone and lost its spark


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned and stood up. He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.

But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When the Money comes’ Out the ATM, Scream 'I'm rich!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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