Doghead Thirteen
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Enter the Dragon »
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.Harry Potter & Shadowrun, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 131k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 7/26/2016 published: 12/16/2009, Harry P.
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The Sea King
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 548, 10/28/2011
153Harry Johnson and the Deathtrap Girl »
Sequel to Headmaster's Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 82k+, favs: 273, follows: 329, updated: 10/14/2011 published: 7/5/2009, Harry P., Hermione G.
288 The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra »
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?Harry Potter & Girl Genius, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 42k+, favs: 779, follows: 857, updated: 8/6/2010 published: 5/27/2009
25 Top Dog and Biker Half shorts »
Assorted shorts from the Top Dog universe. Most of these are ideas I've had that I can't think of where to go with next; others are background-setting for things that'll happen elsewhere. Some stuff I've got written can't be posted yet due to spoilers.X-overs & Ranma, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 16k+, favs: 27, follows: 17, updated: 4/5/2010 published: 4/4/2007
78 A Fox in Tokyo »
Naruto Uzumaki just became a ninja. But wait a minute, since when was Konoha hidden in modern-day Tokyo and where did all the guns and bombs come from? This is Nerima, 1996, and these are the meanest streets on Earth. Set in the Top Dog universe.Ranma & Naruto, M, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 41k+, favs: 206, follows: 175, updated: 12/2/2009 published: 7/5/2009, Naruto U.
105 Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist »
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 12, words: 111k+, favs: 234, follows: 142, updated: 7/3/2009 published: 9/5/2007
198The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra »
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 28k+, favs: 491, follows: 522, updated: 12/2/2008 published: 10/2/2008
82Biker Half: The Rewrite »
In a world built on lies where nothing is what it seems, dominant lesbian goth Akane Tendo finds herself falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole accompanied by an aquatranssexual nomad biker, a half Irish guerilla and a private club of crazies...Ranma, M, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 86k+, favs: 84, follows: 79, updated: 8/17/2008 published: 2/17/2007
268 Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks »
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 23, words: 157k+, favs: 501, follows: 248, updated: 8/17/2007 published: 2/16/2007
12 Biker Half Classic Version »
Yup, it's the notorious Biker Half! Originally written between 1998 and 2002, when I had a lot more learning to do. This is as far as this one goes, folks. I'm now working on an extensive rewrite and replot, to be found among my stories posted here.Ranma, M, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 6, words: 118k+, favs: 14, follows: 9, updated: 4/3/2007 published: 1/29/2007