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1k+The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! » Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 12, words: 74k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/9/2009 published: 2/27/2007
682Bella's Bachelorette Bash » Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 473, follows: 525, updated: 10/22/2008 published: 6/28/2008, Bella, Alice
146Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 182, follows: 98, 9/3/2008, Edward, Jacob
147Breaking Dawn Sing Along! American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 976, favs: 87, follows: 12, 8/8/2008, Bella, Edward
343Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! » The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 19k+, favs: 98, follows: 114, updated: 8/6/2008 published: 3/1/2008
208Brotherhood » The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 215, follows: 68, updated: 4/13/2008 published: 3/31/2008
250Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! » The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 137, follows: 68, updated: 2/26/2008 published: 2/11/2008
50 Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 17, 8/2/2007, Harry P., Ginny W.
105 Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes "Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly," Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. "Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you're awake at night a lot."
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 129, follows: 23, 4/30/2007
90 New Moon Karaoke The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 995, favs: 75, follows: 12, 3/20/2007
148 Jasper in Gym A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 230, follows: 43, 2/1/2007
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