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468Nine layers of Hell »
ROB, the Random Omnipotent Being, is pissed off at the Fan Fiction Authors for using and abusing his name in their stories. So, when I died, I got His revenge. Forced to live through my favorite stories, I have to avoid ending up in Hell. M for a reason, all the tropes will get their turn and there will be girls eventually. You know me, MR Cringe and Gary Stu are supervising.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 44, words: 200k+, favs: 791, follows: 1k+, updated: 12h published: 7/29, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
58I am going to travel between two worlds! »
Yes, this one took a gamble, with the memory of a previous life, I found out that it is possible I am in a story. The downside? That story starts with: You can become a Magician if you are still a VIRGIN at the age of thirty! To recuperate from that ordeal, my goal is to collect Girls for my Harem. M Rated Ofc. Gary Stu and Mr. Cringe are here doing their wish fulfillment.Misc. Books, M, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 118k+, favs: 223, follows: 288, updated: 11/30 published: 11/4/2022
110
Forced to be Naruto? »
Old guy thought he was done until he woke up as baby Naruto. Now he has to survive one of the most messed up worlds in Anime. Armed with only the Magic from Voldemort, he has to face a shitty childhood. Gary Stu, Lord Harem, and Mr. Cringe will supervise. Naruto insert with plenty of... how do you get a harem when they start killing people before their hormones activate?Naruto & Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 24k+, favs: 534, follows: 608, updated: 10/27 published: 9/21, Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
286 Don't Trust The Force Anakin! »
Old guy is tossed from Star Trek into Star Wars, right into Anakin... Baby Anakin, watch him prove to those Jedi that Magic trumps the Force! As always, he will have more than one girl. Mr. Cringe and Gary Stu are my mates. if you take my stories seriously, then you have no sense of humor... at all... Nah, just kidding.Star Wars & Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 74k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/13 published: 6/16, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Aayla S., Shmi S.
227 Using The Force in Star Trek? »
It had to happen, Old Guy stumbles into Scy-Fy, No, not Star Wars, Star Trek is more like it. He wakes up in the body of a man named Harry Potter, so, Harry will tear through the Trekky verse, and shag as many females as he can. You know me, Self-Insert, Harem, Cringe, and Gary Stu are my trademarks. Run away if I ever try Drama, that would scare even me. DS9, with some side-jumps.StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 71k+, favs: 556, follows: 582, updated: 6/16 published: 5/20, Jadzia D., M. O'Brien, Quark, Harry P.
208 Use The Force, you Bastard! »
The old guy is tossed from the Potterverse into Westeros as the Baratheon Bastard baby Gendry. He kept all of Harry's and Ridlle's memories and Magic. So it will be a while before he gets his first wife, at least he isn't a Force Ghost anymore. Mr. Cringe and Gary Stu are here to keep me in line. We bash everyone and everything, even ourselves. Self-insert, as always, Gendry/MultiHarry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 93k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/19 published: 2/19, Gendry W., Tyrion L., Arya S., Dragons
44 We fix dragons too »
This is a spin-off from Lets fix the multiverse series. It starts at the end of Lets fix the tournament. Harry gets to visit Alageasia, with the wives, all kinds of opportunities will appear, Dragons, Elves, Dwarves, even Urgals. Nothing is safe for the Master of Death. This can be read as a stand-alone... Meh, stand-multi. Harry/Multi, if Eragon behaves, he can have some tooHarry Potter & Inheritance Cycle, M, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 69k+, favs: 419, follows: 480, updated: 5/12 published: 5/23/2021, Fleur D., Luna L., Daphne G.
251 Trust the Force Harry! »
No! This is not a Cross-over! An old guy died and took Tom's place in Harry's scar. Now he has to struggle to let Harry survive. It starts at the end of the fifth year, and we don't know where it will end... I doubt this story will get a Harem, but we will try for it anyway. My mates Garry Stu and Mr. Cringe are here as well.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 25, words: 105k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/18 published: 12/23/2022, Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Hannah A.
151 Harry Does Canon, and loves it »
Truck San Isekaid me as Harry. I am a die-hard fan of Harry Potter, so I am going to enjoy Hogwarts to the Fullest! I may change things an itsy bit. Is two girls a harem? or three? Well, I am getting them. Harry/Two or Three, or More. As always, Mr. Cringe, Mr. Harem, and Gary Stu are here to screw Canon sideways. Harry will do the screwing with the girls in later years.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 88k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/23/2022 published: 7/27/2022, Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D.
97 Hey i read that book! »
This is my take on the books from E. William Brown: Daniel Black series: Frank White thought he was hallucinating when a character from his favorite book asked for help. Hecate asked him to help her survive Ragnarok. Rating is M, some lemons... ok, more than some, but not shagging every 20 words. My first story... ever. So be gentle with the critics.Mythology, M, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 122k+, favs: 284, follows: 294, updated: 8/14/2022 published: 12/25/2020
94 Naughty Harry is a Bad Boy »
Harry gets blasted through the veil after Sirius and ends up back at his starting point. So he decides to take a whole new approach. This is a self-insert/back-in-time story. Mr. Cringe and Mr. Harem are helping me in this story with Gary Stu, so if this is not your thing... too bad. This is a Harry/Multi. I know! I always start with a few, but it gets out of control every time.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 40k+, favs: 927, follows: 850, updated: 7/27/2022 published: 7/19/2022, Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
49 People play Games »
Old guy's brother left Westeros for the next world. Again, this can be read as a... Nah, I suppose not as a complete stand-alone. Mr. Cringe is present so is Mr. Crack. The Game is still in Extreme Hardmode, and he has to face Devils, Angels, Dragons, and anything in between. Insert/multi, he is still a greedy bastard. He is in the world of the big boobs and likes it here.Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 29k+, favs: 387, follows: 488, updated: 5/26/2022 published: 4/10/2022, Harry P., Daphne G., Rias G., A. Asia
123 We play people's games »
Old guy's brother went through 4 Potter-verses and ended up in Westeros for his next level. This can be read as a stand-alone if you accept the Skills he brought along. His previous levels were done in: The games people play. As always Cringe and Crack are included. The bloody Game is still in Extreme Hard Mode. Insert/MultiHarry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 95k+, favs: 602, follows: 604, updated: 4/10/2022 published: 2/27/2022, Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D., Dragons
281 The games people play »
Old Guy's brother did the stupid thing and jumped into the Black Hole instead of going to the Light. He ends up in seven-year-old Harry with a crappy Game System. Self-insert as always, Insert/Multi later on... as always. This is a crack-fic, keep that in mind. Warning! it also contains a lot of Cringe.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 109k+, favs: 917, follows: 987, updated: 2/27/2022 published: 12/11/2021, Harry P., Susan B., Daphne G., Tracey D.
119 A frying pan did it »
A brother of the Old Guy died and chose the wrong option. He ends up as five-year-old Harry. Watch him deal with the bad guys. This story can't be taken seriously. My favorite targets are Snape and Dumbo, so don't cry if I bash them. When he gets older there will be some girls. so Harry/multi to be safe...Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 86k+, favs: 720, follows: 632, updated: 12/8/2021 published: 11/8/2021, Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D.
24 Toddlers Rule! »
Old Guy gets himself shoved into Harry, and finds himself on the Dursley doorstep, in a basket! Watch him get out of this, kicking and screaming. No harem this time you pervs. Maybe some skin contact with the grown-ups? Hey, he needs something out of it! Self-insert, and please, this is not to be taken seriously. This kind of follows after he fixed the tournamentHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 256, follows: 192, updated: 8/2/2021 published: 7/23/2021, Harry P., Sirius B., Susan B., Daphne G.
93 Junior will fix it »
Junior, on the way to visit grandpa in the hospital, wasn't paying attention and met Truck Kun. He woke up as Harry Potter, getting kissed by a dementor. Junior found himself in the fanfiction of his grandpa. And what is a good grandchild supposed to do? Right, channel grandpa and kick ass. We will bash and mock everyone, even ourselves. Harry/Multi as always. Self insertHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 18, words: 100k+, favs: 667, follows: 616, updated: 7/28/2021 published: 6/19/2021, Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Daphne G.
83 Lets fix the Tournament »
When the Old Guy thought he won the prize, he got shocked into another universe and has to start all over. It begins at the start of the fourth year, we can and will use cliches, self-insert, Harry/Multi/Multi yes, he is finally going over the top. This is the second part of Let's fix the MultiverseHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 60k+, favs: 611, follows: 497, updated: 5/15/2021 published: 4/4/2021, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
139 Lets fix the galaxy »
After Harry fixed his world, he inherited the problems of the galaxy from SG1. Self-insert, as usual, we take a lot of cliches, a bit of self-mockery, and set it loose on the public. Now that all are fifteen, there will be lemons, oranges, limes, whatever citrus fruits I can come up with. Harry/multi. This is the first spin-off from Let's fix the Multiverse. Looking for alien pussyStargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 97k+, favs: 731, follows: 684, updated: 4/8/2021 published: 2/21/2021, Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
314 I'm Harry? Lets fix this mess »
After freeing Dobby, Lucius killed Harry. And: Entry me, falling downstairs right in Harry Potter-verse. Self Insert and fixing it. With Harry's memories of abuse, he goes on a rampage. This is the first part of Let's fix the Multiverse. Some spin-offs can happen. We can and will use clichès. M for later content. Enjoy a trip in Harry's head. It is complicated in there. Harry/multiHarry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 106k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/4/2021 published: 12/27/2020, Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.