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46Along for the Ride » A bitter and jaded Hermione Granger accidentally travels back in time twenty-one years to her first year of Hogwarts. Forget fixing the past, she just wants to make the world burn. Too bad she's not the only one who traveled in time... [Featuring: rage, revolution, and maybe even some romance.]
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 49k+, favs: 77, follows: 152, updated: 2/24/2021 published: 7/21/2020, [Hermione G., Severus S.]
28 This Is Not a Love Story » …except for the part where it sort of, almost, kind of… is. [Severus gets cursed and falls in love with Hermione Granger. That's not the worst part. Featuring: Bellatrix Lestrange on the warpath, Hermione facing some dark choices, and a Severus Snape who's incapable of saying no.]
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 7, words: 43k+, favs: 33, follows: 53, updated: 7/15/2020 published: 2/18/2019, Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S., Bellatrix L.
41Broom Tricks and Quidditch Fics » A collection of short stories written for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition. / Round 13: a random wizard does some whispering.
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 13, words: 19k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 12/25/2017 published: 6/5/2017
124 The Carriage Held » The Dark Lord lingers. Severus spirals. Did Harry Potter ever truly exist at all? (OotP AU. Go inside the mind of Severus Snape as he tackles several beguiling mysteries, and risks everything he holds dear.) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 20, words: 148k+, favs: 228, follows: 183, updated: 10/1/2017 published: 12/24/2015, Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort
5 What Could Have Been There exists an artifact that shows you what could have been. Harry becomes obsessed. Takes place after book 7, but before the epilogue.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, 2/24/2013, Harry P.
5 Servant of the Darkness Deep in a cave lies the most evil of creatures... Some thoughts on it by its loyal servant.
Gone, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 210, favs: 2, 5/29/2009
12 Severus Snape: Exposed An article about the inner life and disgustingness of Severus Snape. Published, of course, by the Quibbler. One-shot.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 644, favs: 6, follows: 4, 10/20/2008, Severus S.
5 Great Things Ollivander is well known for his good wands, and how everyone who has one will grow up to do great things. What happens when he meets Melvin Squat, a non-remarkable boy? Set around the time when Harry buys his first wand, but not important. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 301, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/14/2008, OC
12 Joel K Riddle Voldemort's embarrassing brother comes to town stoned, of course and not only ruins his reputation but pees on Voldemort's lawn. Rated T for drug usage, and mild swearing.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, 6/16/2008, Harry P., Voldemort
20 Tom Marvola Riddle Drabble. Harry does something unthinkable and truly evil. He changes Voldemort's name! Now his anagram doesn't work...
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 198, favs: 35, follows: 7, 5/29/2008, Harry P., Voldemort
32 Harry Potter the Master of Explosives Harry Potter... Master of explosives. Harry gets a gift of a lifetime supply of explosives, and puts it to "good" use. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 780, favs: 59, follows: 21, 5/18/2008, Harry P.
24 How To Storm Voldemort's Castle Easy Version How do you storm Voldemort's castle? How many people do you need? A thousand? No! All you need is two! And all you really need is a clipboard...
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 815, favs: 42, follows: 8, 5/16/2008, Hermione G., Harry P.
54 Severus Snape's Dear Old Mum Snape has been being mean to poor wittle Harry-kins, so Harry gets his revenge... By writing to Snape's mother? Actually turned out quite well, in my opinion. One-shot.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 416, favs: 82, follows: 22, 5/9/2008, Harry P., Severus S.
6 You're Under Arrest For The Murder Of Voldemort Sometimes no one wins.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 374, favs: 5, follows: 1, 5/3/2008, Harry P.
8 How To Take Over The World Easy Version Well, the name really says it all.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 578, favs: 8, follows: 5, 5/2/2008, Voldemort
33 How To Get Into The House You Want Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 127, follows: 29, 4/22/2008, Harry P.
4 How To Kill Harry Potter Easy Version This is a sort of sequel to 'How To Kill Voldy Easy Version'. Title says all.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 643, favs: 9, follows: 3, 4/18/2008, Harry P.
5 The Harry Potter Show The Harry Potter Show! What else can I say? K for mild language and the kind of violence you find in cartoons. Which mothers are always complaining are too violent. Harry invites guests to appear on his show.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 708, favs: 6, follows: 2, 4/7/2008, Harry P.
13 Suing the Unsueables » Harry Potter dies and comes back as a ghost, so he decides to sue the school. They quickly decide to settle, but how long can they keep up the terms? And what happens if they can't? Very short, really just a one-shot split into three chapters.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 13, updated: 2/29/2008 published: 1/20/2008, Harry P.
7 Harry Potter and the Mutant Rabbit OF DOOM! Harry is out of school and living as an exterminator. He gets a call from Hogwarts about a thing that is massacring students. A one-shot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 1/20/2008, Harry P.
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