3 Lars Cornhole Christmas Catastrophe This year Lars has been a naughty boy. Actually he's been a jerk. So this year, a certain vampire gives him a gift that's way worse than coal.
Hellsing & Steven Universe, M, English, Horror & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 11/27/2017
1Magic War: Blood and Iron » The Mundane world declared war on the Magical World, and nothing was ever the same. Follow Lars Bariga as he fights for his life, his sanity and his soul. Because in these dark times, nothing, no one and no place is safe.
Steven Universe, M, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 14k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 8/12/2017 published: 8/6/2017, Lars, Sadie M.
10 Steven Universe versus Crazy Steve » One fateful day, Steven is kidnapped by a crazed hobo named Steve who thinks that he's Batman. It's up to the Crystal Gems and the real Batman to rescue our favorite magical boy. Hilarity ensues. And Property damage. And emotional trauma. Goddamn Batman.
Steven Universe & Batman the Animated Series, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 13, follows: 9, updated: 4/7/2017 published: 3/24/2017, Bruce W., Steven U.
Ikol and Kylo: Rip and Tear He was a Sith, she a Nightsister. They were both slaves, warriors and ultimately damaged people. Now they just have to fight the very hordes of Hell. And that's the easy part. KyloxOC. Rated for domestic violence and sexuality.
Star Wars, M, English, Horror & Angst, words: 8k+, 8/6/2016
7 The Crayak Chronicles: Rise of a God, Fall of an Emperor » Crayak was always a being of pure evil from his very inception. But truthfully he is not some kind of phantom stranger or outsider. Once upon a time, Crayak was loved and worshiped, called Emperor and a god in a timeline that no longer exists. The truth of Crayak's origins will shatter your mind and destroy your reality. Welcome to the Crayak Chronicles
Animorphs & Warhammer, M, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 6/26/2016 published: 3/19/2016, The Emperor
3 Duck Soup: Extra Spicy Things start out bad when Huey, Dewey and Louie get the idea to prank call Alucard. Things only get worse when the boys accidentally give Alucard their Uncle Scrooge's address.
Hellsing & DuckTales, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 9/13/2015
Metal Gear Vamp: Rise of the Strigoi AU setting: By the dawn of the 21st century, war has become an epidemic and crime goes unchecked. But the vampires offer order for the highest price. When the Queen of the Strigoi, Glados, threatens to plunge the world into plague and damnation; a few will rise to challenge her, and lose everything in the process. Enter if you dare.
Metal Gear & Strain, M, English, Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 9/9/2015
197Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior » Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)
X-overs, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 274k+, favs: 47, follows: 34, updated: 9/5/2015 published: 6/6/2010
2Femme Fortress 2: Meet the Girls » Based off the hit game, here is a "Meet the" style set of stories where we get up close and personal with the female mercenaries of the red team as they fight the blue team, sanity, sobriety and each other.
Team Fortress 2, M, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 9/4/2015 published: 6/14/2015
1 Strangled at Birth: The Epiphany of Pride Sent on a mission by a certain person, Fuhrer Bradley finds himself trapped in an alternate universe where darkness rules supreme, the old rules no longer apply and even the deadliest homunculus might not have what it takes to get out alive.
Hellsing & Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Horror & Adventure, words: 8k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, 8/10/2015
10The Real God Emperor of Mankind "You're a psychopath," Horus accused, his voice hoarse with exhaustion beyond human limits, "A sadist, a puppeteer, murderer and liar." The Emperor took a puff of his cannabis cigarette and the acrid smoke circled around him like a wreath, "Horus, I've never been anything but honest to you and your brothers."
Warhammer, M, English, Tragedy, words: 5k+, favs: 15, follows: 10, 2/22/2015
1 Flesh Trade » Underneath the shiny exterior of Republic City is a core of insanity and despair. It is the hub of a human trafficking operation that touches every corner of the earth. And now young, ambitious Tahno finds himself in the crosshairs of that operation. Welcome to the Flesh Trade.
Legend of Korra & Strain, T, English, Horror, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, follows: 2, updated: 12/7/2014 published: 11/15/2014
2 Korra is Face Fisted After the night at the noddle place with Bolin and Korra, Tahno goes home to his boyfriend. But he doesn't realize that Korra insane and violent. So for messing with the Avatar, Tahno pays the price and Korra learns something about herself in the process. Inspired by a song from Metalocalypse.
Legend of Korra, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 11/5/2014, Korra
2 All the Pretty Things: The Rise of Crazy Korra Korra and Asami are two women in a relationship broken beyond repair. Mikasa is a serial killer who serves a dark master. When their paths cross, all will perish in one of the most terrifying and bloody showdowns in fanfiction history. There will be violence, chaos, rape and death, come in if you dare . . .
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 & Legend of Korra, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 10k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 10/31/2014
2 Sokka versus Hannibal Lecter A tie in with my deadliest warrior story. Through a twist of fate, Sokka will go head to head with the world's most terrifying cannibal. The world of Avatar will tremble in fear and everything will go topsy turvy in the quest to see . . . who is Deadliest?
Avatar: Last Airbender & Hannibal, T, English, Horror, words: 551, 7/4/2014
4 Planetary Conquest: The Cycloids vs Mental's Horde The Greatest enemies of Duke Nukem and Serious Sam fight it out on a half frozen half molten world to decide who is deadlier and who is craziest! Fire, bombs will falland limbs will fly and in the end . . . it's about to get Serious ;)
Game X-overs & Duke Nukem, M, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 9/2/2013
4 Bradley and Sirius: Time to Die The face of true evil wasn't the chaotic, grinning, pretentious major. Nor was it the foolish, petty, controlling Voldemort. No, the face of evil was an unknown man who went by the name of Bradley, and now Sirius Black is in the way of the hunter.
Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/2/2013, Sirius B., Führer Bradley
7 Heart of the Swarm: Amon's Revenge Parody of the end of HOTS: Kerrigan goes to face Mengsk with the help of Jim. But little does she realize that she's facing a secret alliance of villains, a twisted conspiracy, a traitor within, and sexual pleasures untold ;) Her enemies are legion and their power is matched only by their insanity, and Sarah Kerrigan is just getting warmed up. oneshot
StarCraft & Legend of Korra, M, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 3/28/2013
3 Tournament of Mortals: The Delayed Parody Thirty-one of the most powerful beings in the universe were captured by an omnipotent being and forced to fight in a deadly tournament of Mortals . . . and now it's delayed. Watch as everyone loses their minds. Laughs, thrills, multiple crossovers.
Misc. Games & Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 5, 6/8/2012, Aang
6 Tournament of Mortals: Dr Who vs Incredible Hulk » In another round of the sadistic tournament of mortals, the infamous Doctor of Time Lord fame goes up against the Green Skar, the Worldgreaker, the big bastard of the Marvel Universe, otherwise known as the Hulk.
Doctor Who & Incredible Hulk, K+, English, Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 5/7/2012, 11th Doctor, Hulk