Here Is Some Water for the Dead Tree » Soulmate AU. Mostly angst. When soulmates meet, matching flower crowns bloom. Several intertwined tales, not in entirely chronological order, of soulmate pairings that didn't work out so well. (Written for the Witcher Sugar and Spice Bingo, prompt: flower crowns.)
Witcher, T, English, Angst, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, updated: 11h published: 3/1
All Things Pass into the Night Oneshot. Modern AU. smol Geralt is inconsolable after baby Lambert throws his favorite stuffed horse out of the car window. (Written for the Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo, prompt: stuffed animal)
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 651, 16h, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Lambert, Vesemir, Eskel
Discretion is the Better Part of Valor Oneshot. Modern AU. Little Ciri is being bullied at school and lashes out violently at her tormentors, and her grandparents have to deal with the fallout.(Written for the Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo, prompt: hugs.)
Witcher, T, English, Family, words: 866, 2/26, Ciri
Good Morning, Sunshine Oneshot. Modern AU. Jaskier wakes up in an unfamiliar hotel room, and panics as he realizes he has no memory of the previous night, when he apparently got drunk-married to Geralt in Las Vegas. (Written for the Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo, prompt: weddings.)
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 647, follows: 1, 2/25, [Dandelion/Jaskier, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii]
2Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles » [Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 2/23 published: 1/22
At the Inn in White Orchard Oneshot. The innkeeper at White Orchard insists on tending to Vesemir's injury. (Written for the Sugar and Spice Withcer Bingo, prompt: meet cute.)
Witcher, T, English, Romance, words: 710, 2/16, Vesemir
1 These Creatures Are Friend-Shaped » The Witcher, but they have Pokemon.
Pokémon & Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 11, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 1/21 published: 4/16/2020
3Baby Roach » Geralt adopts an orphaned baby kelpie. Of course, he calls her Baby Roach.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 1/9 published: 8/21/2020, Ciri, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Dandelion/Jaskier, OC
River Water Revelation Oneshot. Trevor has a hard time speaking up for himself and what he wants out of this relationship (Poly Trephacard, although this fic is mostly about Trevor finally attempting to initiate a romantic bond with Alucard.)
Castlevania, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 328, favs: 5, follows: 3, 11/26/2020, [Alucard, Sypha B., Trevor B.]
Baby Roach Drabbles » Drabble Collection. All the little scenes that didn't fit neatly into the main Baby Roach fic.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 644, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 11/2/2020 published: 9/25/2020, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Dandelion/Jaskier, OC
A Bard in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush Oneshot. Crack. "Hey Jaskier, come over here and grab my butt." Or, the reason Jaskier hates Valdo Marx.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 221, 10/12/2020, Dandelion/Jaskier
just let me taste the sky Oneshot. Cobraja catches his teammates kissing each other, and that's not fair because if anyone should be getting kissed, it's him.
Pretty Cure, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 434, 9/30/2020, [Kumojaki, Cobraja, Sasorina]
you pressed your mouth on mine (and fed me a star) Oneshot. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it's a villain undoing the effects of the hero's purification spell.
Pretty Cure, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 351, favs: 1, 9/24/2020, [Kumojaki, Sasorina]
1 Cure Pestilence Oneshot. Crack. SCP-049 is actually... a Pretty Cure. :o
Pretty Cure & SCP Foundation Mythos, T, English, Humor, words: 252, favs: 4, follows: 3, 9/18/2020, SCP-049
1 Operation: Sleepytime Oneshot. Excel and Ilapalazzo awkwardly navigate a new step in their relationship together: sleeping in the same bed.
Excel Saga, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 347, favs: 1, 9/17/2020, [Lord Ill Palazzo, Excel]
14Shards of Opal » Netflix series based. Hector/Carmilla drabble collection. Mostly crack humor and fluff.
Castlevania, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 5k+, favs: 16, follows: 10, updated: 8/23/2020 published: 1/26/2019, [Carmilla, Hector]
2 Look How Fluffy He Is! Oneshot. Crack. Geralt discovers his partners have some strange concepts of what is cute.
Witcher, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 201, favs: 4, follows: 1, 8/10/2020, Geralt, Yennefer
2 He's So Fluffy! Drabble. Crack. A slightly panicked Jaskier looks after an exhausted Yennefer. (Yes, the fic title is referring to his chest hair.)
Witcher, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 155, favs: 2, follows: 2, 7/17/2020, Yennefer
3 In Which Alucard Is That Guy From Your Math Textbook Oneshot. Crack. Pineapples used to be expensive back in Alucard's day. Now anyone can just go to the store and buy them... including Alucard.
Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 431, favs: 6, follows: 2, 7/10/2020, Alucard, Integra, Seras
1 Artistic Nudes Oneshot. Sequel to "My Angel is the Centerfold". Alucard finds a reason to call Anderson a hypocrite over having posed nude...
Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 329, favs: 5, follows: 3, 6/18/2020, [Alexander, Alucard]