2 He's So Fluffy! Drabble. Crack. A slightly panicked Jaskier looks after an exhausted Yennefer. (Yes, the fic title is referring to his chest hair.)
Witcher, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 155, favs: 3, follows: 2, 7/17/2020, Yennefer
4 In Which Alucard Is That Guy From Your Math Textbook Oneshot. Crack. Pineapples used to be expensive back in Alucard's day. Now anyone can just go to the store and buy them... including Alucard.
Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 431, favs: 7, follows: 2, 7/10/2020, Alucard, Integra, Seras
1 Artistic Nudes Oneshot. Sequel to "My Angel is the Centerfold". Alucard finds a reason to call Anderson a hypocrite over having posed nude...
Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 329, favs: 6, follows: 3, 6/18/2020, [Alexander, Alucard]
1 Dumps Like a Truck Drabble. Crack. Luffy wants to listen to The Thong Song. Garp says he's not allowed. Surprisingly, Ace agrees with Grandpa on this one.
One Piece, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 117, favs: 6, follows: 3, 6/15/2020, Luffy, Garp, Ace
Be Thou Bound Hellsing, but it's a Weather Warden AU.
Hellsing & Weather Warden series, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/22/2020, [Alucard, Integra]
Why You Should Never Give Artemis Beans Drabble. A joke that I assume must have come up at some point.
Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 118, 4/13/2020
1 In the Realm of Pain, I am the Deceiver Oneshot. Yennefer/Jaskier. Established relationship, takes place after ep 6. Two lovers who may or may not actually resent each other have a philosophical discussion on the nature of love and magic.
Witcher, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 158, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/10/2020
2silver dishes for the memories (for the days gone by) » Drabble Collection based on a playlist I made for the pairing. Each chapter exists within in its own bubble and is unrelated to the other chapters in the collection, unless otherwise noted. Netflix series based.
Castlevania, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 536, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 3/29/2020 published: 3/14/2020, [Dracula, Lisa T.]
1 Ephemeral Reflection While trying to repair the distance mirror in the Belmont Hold, Alucard writes the wrong runes and gets a glimpse of a forbidden realm.
Castlevania & Dragon Prince, T, English, Drama & Supernatural, words: 175, favs: 6, follows: 4, 3/27/2020, Alucard, Aaravos
The Secret Dance of Snakes Oneshot. CRACK. Yennefer lays eggs. Geralt quietly panics. Jaskier loudly panics. Everything turns out fine. Jaskier writes a new song. The moral of the story is maybe you shouldn't trust strangers who want to give away their own internal organs.
Witcher, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 3/19/2020
Bye, I Love You! Oneshot. Netflix series based. Just as his friends are about to leave him, Alucard accidentally lets his true feelings slip. OT3 cracky fluff.
Castlevania, T, English, Humor, words: 177, favs: 12, follows: 4, 3/10/2020, [Alucard, Sypha B., Trevor B.]
Snack Time Drabble. Simi knows a place to get a good snack!
Pet Shop of Horrors & Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 119, 3/10/2020, Count D, Pon-chan, Acheron/Ash, Simi /Chronte
3You've Got Snabies (Snake Babies) » [Drabble Collection] Eventually I'll write a proper fic about Crowley raising children. This isn't it. Crackfic with all the assorted bits and pieces of scenarios that my brain keeps coughing up. None of the chapters are directly related to each other, unless otherwise noted.
Good Omens, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 21, updated: 3/9/2020 published: 7/10/2019, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, OC
1 Signs Drabble. Callum tutors others in sign language so that they can communicate with Amaya. (implied Janai/Amaya)
Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 5, follows: 1, 3/6/2020, Callum
1 Valentine's Depression Meal for Two Oneshot. Phoenix spends Valentine's Day comforting Larry, who was dumped by his latest girlfriend. Oh, well. Not like Nick was doing anything important, anyway... (Written for a kink meme prompt.)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 517, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/12/2020, Phoenix W./Nick, Larry B.
You're a Piece of Art Oneshot. Written for the kink meme, prompt was rare pair Valentine's Day fluff.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 154, 1/31/2020, [Klavier G., Larry B.]
Endearment Drabble. The first time Artemis actually feels some affection for her nephew.
Dark-Hunter series, K+, English, Family, words: 103, 1/16/2020, [Acheron/Ash, Artemis]
3 Unclear Signals Oneshot. Post-s3. Janai is learning sign language, and asks Kazi to help her with a sign she's confused about.
Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 124, favs: 18, follows: 4, 11/27/2019
2 Guy Talk Oneshot. Post-s3. Soren asks Callum for some dating advice.
Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 194, favs: 12, follows: 3, 11/27/2019, Callum, Soren
2 Salvation Man Is a Cup of Fire Oneshot. Crack. Dracula's wife is about to be burned as a witch. God is upset by this and sends a messenger to tell her wayward followers what's what.
Castlevania & Good Omens, T, English, Humor, words: 634, favs: 14, follows: 5, 11/19/2019, [Dracula, Lisa T.] Gabriel