Lamia of the Dark PM
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2Mom's Keys
Who would throw a perfectly good Pokemon away? Team Rocket find an abandoned Klefki in a trash can and the traumatized Pokemon becomes attached to Jessie. (First chapter produced for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 7, no prompt.)Pokémon, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 383, favs: 1, follows: 4, 8/12, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Klefki
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The Sun Is a Deadly Laser
Drabble. Battle postponed due to imminent sunrise. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 6, prompt: sunrise.)Hellsing & One Piece, T, English, Humor, words: 146, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/10, Alucard, Charlotte Katakuri
1 Otakucard's Waifu
Oneshot. Utter crack. Post Time-Skip Alucard starts watching anime and becomes an otaku. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 5, prompt: sketch.)Hellsing & One Piece, T, English, Humor, words: 178, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/9, [Alucard, Boa Hancock] Integra, Seras
11Holy Sword Temple »
An alternate universe in which Seras is saved by Anderson rather than Alucard, and the still-human Seras becomes an agent of Iscariot.Hellsing, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 23, follows: 29, updated: 8/9 published: 3/31, Alexander, Seras
1 Styx and Phlegethon
Poem. Schrodinger and Pandora each had a box, but what if they were both the same one? / After Pyrrha's death, her ashes are absorbed by a vampire who became lost between dimensions. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 4, prompt: summer.)Hellsing & RWBY, T, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 247, favs: 1, follows: 1, 8/8, Alucard, Pyrrha N.
2 My Angel Is The Centerfold
Oneshot. After posing nude for a magazine, Alucard gets an angry phone call from his long-distance boyfriend. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 3, prompt: scandal.)Hellsing, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 497, favs: 5, follows: 2, 8/7, [Alexander, Alucard]
3 The Indignities of Getting Old
Oneshot. Post Time-Skip. Integra forgets the safeword right when she needs to use it. Alucard stops anyway, but is very confused about what's wrong. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 2, prompt: safe.)Hellsing, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 207, favs: 5, follows: 2, 8/6, [Alucard, Integra]
3 Sors Immanis et Inanis
Soulmate AU in which upon meeting each other, soulmates will sprout matching wings. When Alucard and Seras meet for the first time, they each grow one wing... which means they have another soulmate out there somewhere... but not to worry, he finds his way to them soon enough. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 1, prompt: soulmate)Hellsing, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 517, favs: 1, 8/5, [Alucard, Pip, Seras]
1 Bat Attitude
Just a crack humor drabble inspired by my misadventures with Pokemon-Amie in Alpha Sapphire.Pokémon, T, English, Humor, words: 176, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/31, Golbat, OC, Sylveon
1 God-Given
Oneshot. Maxwell advises Heinkel to be more accepting of herself and what God gave her.Hellsing, T, English, Friendship & Spiritual, words: 198, favs: 1, 7/27, Enrico, Heinkel
1 What You Have Done to Me Won't Define Who I Am
Poem. Blake introspection. Loosely inspired by the Utau song "Biohazard". (Warnings: references her past abusive relationship with Adam.)RWBY, T, English, Poetry & Angst, words: 76, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/6, Blake B., Adam T.
1 Puella Magi Integra Magica »
"What is your wish?" / "Kill my uncle." (The Hellsing/Madoka Magica crossover that no one asked for.)Hellsing & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, T, English, Drama & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 943, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 7/6 published: 6/29, Alucard, Integra, Kyubey
2 This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Oneshot. Crack. Seras brings home an oni child. Alucard's reaction is not what you would expect. (Or it's exactly what you would expect, depending on your view of him.)Hellsing & How to Keep a Mummy/ミイラの飼い方, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 194, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/22, Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter
10Legacy »
A different take on the manga/Ultimate epilogue. After 30 years, Alucard returns... and finds out that Integra had a child.Hellsing, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 17, updated: 6/15 published: 4/8, [Alucard, Integra] OC
5 Just a Mild Skull Fracture
Nothing to worry about! Oneshot. Crack. (AKA that awkward moment when Pip has to explain to his virgin boss how his vampire girlfriend accidentally cracked his skull.)Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 533, favs: 11, follows: 3, 6/7, [Seras, Pip] Alucard, Integra
10In the Grey of the Morning »
Oneshot collection, set in an AU in which Richard's aim was a little better than in canon... and now, as a vampire, Integra is eternally twelve years old.Hellsing, T, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 13, updated: 5/27 published: 5/24, Alucard, Integra
5 Empty Lungs
Oneshot. Seras and Pip finally get some time to themselves, having a quiet date night at home without being interrupted by Alucard, and discover that this whole vampire-dating-a-human thing might be a little more complicated that either of them thought.Hellsing, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 596, favs: 3, follows: 1, 5/15, [Seras, Pip]
4 Internet and the Modern Vampire
Oneshot. Crack. Seras accidentally discovers Alucard's old Deviantart account and shows it to Integra. Takes place during the time-skip.Hellsing, T, English, Humor, words: 949, favs: 10, follows: 4, 5/11, Alucard, Integra, Seras
17 Vampire Lessons »
Drabble Collection. Crack. Things that definitely happened when Alucard was teaching Seras how to vampire.Hellsing, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 14, updated: 5/10 published: 3/28, Alucard, Seras
3 The Darkness That Surrounds You
Oneshot. Alucard comforts Integra after she has a particularly disturbing nightmare.Hellsing, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 371, favs: 6, follows: 2, 5/4, [Alucard, Integra]