1 These Creatures Are Friend-Shaped » The Witcher, but they have Pokemon.

River Water Revelation Oneshot. Trevor has a hard time speaking up for himself and what he wants out of this relationship (Poly Trephacard, although this fic is mostly about Trevor finally attempting to initiate a romantic bond with Alucard.)

A Bard in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush Oneshot. Crack. "Hey Jaskier, come over here and grab my butt." Or, the reason Jaskier hates Valdo Marx.

you pressed your mouth on mine (and fed me a star) Oneshot. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it's a villain undoing the effects of the hero's purification spell.

Operation: Sleepytime Oneshot. Excel and Ilapalazzo awkwardly navigate a new step in their relationship together: sleeping in the same bed.

2 Look How Fluffy He Is! Oneshot. Crack. Geralt discovers his partners have some strange concepts of what is cute.

3 In Which Alucard Is That Guy From Your Math Textbook Oneshot. Crack. Pineapples used to be expensive back in Alucard's day. Now anyone can just go to the store and buy them... including Alucard.

1 Dumps Like a Truck Drabble. Crack. Luffy wants to listen to The Thong Song. Garp says he's not allowed. Surprisingly, Ace agrees with Grandpa on this one.

Why You Should Never Give Artemis Beans Drabble. A joke that I assume must have come up at some point.

2silver dishes for the memories (for the days gone by) » Drabble Collection based on a playlist I made for the pairing. Each chapter exists within in its own bubble and is unrelated to the other chapters in the collection, unless otherwise noted. Netflix series based.