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4Shards of Sapphire »
A collection of fluff/humor drabbles and oneshots about Damon and Rose.Vampire Diaries, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 1/15 published: 8/10/2021, [Damon S., Rose]
7Horrible Gremlin Geralt Chronicles »
[Drabble Collection] The adventures of Geralt, based on all the stupid things the writer has done while playing Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 28, words: 4k+, favs: 14, follows: 11, updated: 1/11 published: 1/22/2021
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Modern Technology Wants to Steal Your Credit Card Info
Drabble. Crack. The Mikaelson siblings react to Elijah receiving a text message from a pornbot.Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 1, 12/31/2021, Elijah, Klaus, Rebekah
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Adventure Logs of Vampires with Monsters in Their Pockets »
The Vampire Diaries, but with Pokemon.Pokémon & Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 964, favs: 1, updated: 12/17/2021 published: 12/12/2021, Stefan S., Damon S., L. Forbes
1 Bad Vibes
Oneshot. Crack. Klaus gets Very Evil revenge on Tyler, without killing his mother.Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor, words: 345, favs: 1, 10/18/2021, Tyler L., Klaus, C. Lockwood
3You've Got Snabies (Snake Babies) »
[Drabble Collection] Eventually I'll write a proper fic about Crowley raising children. This isn't it. Crackfic with all the assorted bits and pieces of scenarios that my brain keeps coughing up. None of the chapters are directly related to each other, unless otherwise noted.Good Omens, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 3k+, favs: 23, follows: 22, updated: 10/15/2021 published: 7/10/2019, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, OC
Birdcage of Shadows
Oneshot. Irial decides to store Bananach at a certain pet shop to keep her out of the way during a turbulent time in the faerie courts. A different Dark King comes to set her free. (Written for the 100 Ships Challenge, prompt #10: black.)Pet Shop of Horrors & Wicked Lovely, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 423, 9/25/2021, [Bananach, Niall] Count D, Irial
1 All Motion is Pantomime
Drabble. Bonnie reaches for Damon's hand.Vampire Diaries, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 173, favs: 3, 9/23/2021, [Bonnie, Damon]
5Baby Roach Drabbles »
Drabble Collection. All the little scenes that didn't fit neatly into the main Baby Roach fic.Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 11, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 9/21/2021 published: 9/25/2020, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Dandelion/Jaskier, OC
Little Pieces of Nothing »
A collection of drabbles in which the writer dissects Damon's heart.
Vampire Diaries, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 9/16/2021 published: 8/10/2021, Damon S.
103Shards of Emerald »
A collection of drabbles and oneshots exploring a romantic/sexual relationship between Luffy and Hancock. Mostly fluff and humor.One Piece, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 3k+, favs: 172, follows: 139, updated: 9/10/2021 published: 5/20/2016, [Luffy, Boa Hancock]
Early Blooms
AU of the flower crown soulmate AU, in which each pairing is immediately happy to have found each other.
Witcher, T, English, Romance, words: 854, favs: 1, 8/30/2021
Why Did It Have To Be Giant Snakes?
Oneshot. Geordo and Katarina get separated from the rest of their friends in a forest, and are attacked by monsters. Unfortunately for the prince, those monsters happen to be giant snakes.My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 349, favs: 7, follows: 2, 8/19/2021, [Geordo S., Catarina C.]
1The Orange Juice Conversation
Oneshot. Crack. Ye Olde 'Pulp vs No Pulp' debate. (They are vampires. They're not talking about orange juice.)Vampire Diaries, T, English, Humor, words: 973, favs: 8, follows: 1, 8/10/2021
Lizards'll Kill Ya!
Poem. Watch out for lizards.Legend of Zelda, T, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 74, 7/22/2021
flower crown soulmate AU »
Soulmate AU. Mostly angst. When soulmates meet, matching flower crowns bloom. Several intertwined tales, not in entirely chronological order, of soulmate pairings that didn't work out so well. (Written for the Witcher Sugar and Spice Bingo, prompt: flower crowns.)
Witcher, T, English, Angst, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 5/18/2021 published: 3/1/2021
7Baby Roach »
Geralt adopts an orphaned baby kelpie. Of course, he calls her Baby Roach.Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 13, follows: 11, updated: 4/20/2021 published: 8/21/2020, Ciri, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Dandelion/Jaskier, OC
2 These Creatures Are Friend-Shaped »
The Witcher, but they have Pokemon. [COMPLETE]Pokémon & Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 5k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, updated: 4/4/2021 published: 4/16/2020
Witchers Never Smile
Oneshot. Crack. written for the prompt: prompt: "Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?"Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski, T, English, Humor, words: 185, 3/31/2021, Geralt of Rivia/Geralt z Rivii, Dandelion/Jaskier
15In the Grey of the Morning »
Oneshot collection, set in an AU in which Richard's aim was a little better than in canon... and now, as a vampire, Integra is eternally twelve years old.Hellsing, T, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 29, updated: 3/16/2021 published: 5/24/2018, Alucard, Integra