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1k+A Boon for Bill » Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 248k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 11/19 published: 1/4/2011, Harry P., Hermione G.
525Little Swimmers » A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 77k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/6/2020 published: 12/27/2014, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
112Spin » My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 30k+, favs: 405, follows: 377, updated: 7/7/2012 published: 6/25/2012, Harry P., Hermione G.
631The Python Defense » Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 121k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/10/2012 published: 12/9/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
232Where the Wild Things Bank » James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 19k+, favs: 652, follows: 817, updated: 9/30/2011 published: 9/18/2011, Harry P.
388Alternative Medicine » Harry is struck down by a nasty curse that requires some non-traditional medical care in South India. Hermione, Padma, and Parvati volunteer to assist in his care, and a menage-a-foursome is born. Harry/multi.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 80k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/23/2011 published: 9/16/2008
35The Hogwarts Graduate » Close adaptation of "The Graduate," with a young Dustin Hoffman playing the role of Harry Potter. Harry tries to figure out what to with his life after he defeats Voldemort and graduates from Hogwarts. Cue a magical Mrs. Robinson.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 115, follows: 131, updated: 10/29/2010 published: 10/27/2010, Harry P., Tracey D.
116 Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 298, 8/6/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
202La Blue Wizard » Multi-generational "James and Lily live" story. Harry Potter embraces both his Shikima and Welsh heritages while the magical world focuses on Daphne Greengrass, "The-Girl-Who-Lived." A H/multi fanfic that incorporates elements of "La Blue Girl".
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 77k+, favs: 949, follows: 951, updated: 6/22/2010 published: 2/12/2010
80 Some Industrial Light and Magic Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 784, follows: 195, 6/2/2010, Harry P., Hermione G.
2k+Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall » A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 69, words: 369k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 12/4/2009 published: 3/2/2007, Harry P., Hermione G.
108The Head Boy's Education » Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 15k+, favs: 317, follows: 316, updated: 8/4/2009 published: 7/30/2009, Harry P., Hermione G.
89A Very Harem Christmas » Eighteen years after Voldemort's demise and Snape's incarceration in New Azkaban, Clan Potter sends him the magical equivalent of the annual newsletters that occasionally get stuffed into muggle Holiday Cards. Harry/Harem holiday crack fiction.
Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 279, follows: 301, updated: 2/18/2009 published: 12/22/2008, Harry P.
116A Coven of Prefects Harmony Version » OotP AU, Hermione's POV. Fifth-Year Prefect Hermione Granger joins the powerful, top-secret, gay-friendly Coven of Prefects. Will Coven duties conflict with her O.W.L. revision schedule and her support for Harry as he struggles against Umbridge et al.?
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 45k+, favs: 242, follows: 337, updated: 12/3/2008 published: 6/24/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
107Harry's Hydrotherapy » Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 313, follows: 415, updated: 8/2/2008 published: 7/26/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
39A Coven of Prefects » Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects discover that their most important duties aren't described in their Prefect's Handbook. This Hr/Padma version is ON HIATUS. See "A Coven of Prefects - Harmony Version" for H/Hr in-progress updates.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 78, follows: 95, updated: 7/3/2008 published: 6/9/2008, Hermione G., Padma P.
48 Vanished Barriers Harry's true feelings for Hermione are revealed when he tries to replace the pair of knickers that he accidentally-on purpose vanished. Hermione then returns the favor. Fluffy H/Hr one shot with a disturbing reference to Petunia Dursley's laundry.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 501, follows: 128, 7/1/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
85 Overlapping Dots Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 834, follows: 242, 5/15/2008, Harry P., Hermione G.
142Wizard Gone Wild » Just another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize each other's feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the entertainment for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 29k+, favs: 280, follows: 352, updated: 5/8/2008 published: 10/12/2007, Harry P., Hermione G.
465 Testing Defenses » Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 46k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 790, updated: 1/18/2008 published: 12/21/2007
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