8Backstroke of the West » We've all seen the horribly (and hilariously) translated Backstroke of the West, where a Chinese bootlegger translated Revenge of the Sith into Chinese, and then reverse translated the already inaccurate text back into English using a translation app. Here is the novelization of that masterpiece. This novelization is based heavily on Matthew Stover's Revenge of the Sith novel.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 18, follows: 12, updated: 7/6/2019 published: 5/30/2019, Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
1 The Imperial March The Stormtrooper Corps is the pride and joy of the Galactic Empire. Its ranks are filled with enlistees from worlds ranging from Coruscant to the Outer Rim, united only by a brutal training regimen and undying loyalty to the Emperor. TK 3699, one of these elite soldiers, reflects on his military career as he marches in the Empire Day parade.
Star Wars, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 5/20/2019