The Disastrous Life of Harry Potter Harry Potter only has two things he cares for: Himself and grapes. So imagine his surprise when he has to deal with bullshit everyday of his life. Crack fic
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 11/3/2021
5Harry Potter: The Potters Of The Caribbean » The Potters, though a mysterious family have always handled their own in society. Which is why Albus Dumbldore wasn't surprised when James Potter said that he wasn't worried about the Prophecy. Nor was he worried when they said they would leave the country. He was however worried when he had no further contact with them.
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 39, follows: 62, updated: 10/20/2021 published: 10/5/2021, Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Boy From The Black Forest What if when Professor Quirrell visited the vampires, he actually pissed them off and stole from them?
Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 8, 7/22/2021