7Sheriff Potter And The Philosopher's Fossil Fuel » The evil MoM is attempting to steal the petroleum under Hogwarts, and institute an authoritarian state. Not under Sheriff Potter's watch, thank you kindly! Amongst shootouts, saloons, and acromantula wrangling, it's time for Sheriff Potter to prove to the Wizarding World that guns and freedom are the greatest magic there is. Welcome, one and all, to the Wild Wild Wizarding West.

6 Definitely Totally For Sure Not Another Son Of Chaos Story Do you remember when the Percy Jackson fandom was drowning in a deluge of fics, all about the main character being the son of Chaos, lacking any sort of real conflict, and always ending halfway through because of the most bizarre reasons imaginable? Pepperidge Farm remembers. An attempt at parody without making it so realistic I want to end my life while reading.

2 Mortally Fluffy Tracey Davis suspects something is fishy about Potter. Sure, he's handsome, but that doesn't make up for his sneakiness, and the fact he keeps going to The Forbidden Forest in the middling hours of the morning. Following him, she discovers his dreadful secret — one of... fluffy... proportions. (Comedy with a dash of horror. Mostly gen, mentions of romantic interests.)

3 The Brownie War. Terrifying, bloody, devastating war is about to strike the occupants of the argo. The culprit? A pastry.

18 Misconceptions » What if Harry Potter was a (literal) potato? What if Voldemort grew tired of his incompetent servants? What if Hermione was confused why OP!Harry chose to stay at Hogwarts and not have a harem? All of these questions and more, answered by me at three in the morning, high off caffeine and sleep deprivation!

21 Wait — I Don't Think This Was The Plan » Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy managed to adopt The Boy Who Lived! Of course, their nefarious plot to eliminate him is perfectly planned, and won't have any hiccups, right? Right? Right guys? Oh no, the kid's teleporting everywhere. LUCIUS, NARCISSA, STOP LOVING THE BABY. CAN YOU ALL JUST- ARGH! Who knew trying to kill a baby peacefully would be this hard?

8 Regret Harry deeply regrets walking into that room all those years ago. A romance/fluff/horror Hacey drabble for the Hacey Discord server's monthly drabble competition! Rated M for slight gore and language!

11 Of Do's And Don'ts — Or The Inner Workings Of The Mind Of Tracy Davis Tracey Davis has never been one to think about all those "do's" and "don'ts" that everyone else spends their time poring over. Never has been, never will be. Written for the Hacey Discord Server's monthly Drabble!

3 Falling Through The Words » What happens when you take a normal person and stick them into a myriad of stories they already know about? Insanity. Semi-self insert, as well as inserts of readers/friends. Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Narnia, Hunger Games, Pride and Prejudice — all make an appearance. Everything I have planned to write out is written out, and you, reader, must make the next choice.

2 Cliché » Clichés are Cliché for a reason. OR In which they met online, and decided on the spot to be best friends since. If only that asshole in their respective schools, they tell each other, would stop being such a jerk.