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Just something I needed to share:

htt ps://ww w.y / watch?v=t7s ytskT3tc

Watch that, worshipers of JK, and see if you still believe her to be a "light paragon" and "goodfellow" and any other nonsense. Honestly, she's like a real life Dumbledammit but the worse type that I like to see bashed in stories here. I ain't bashing you folks necessarily but you need to wake up and see her for the REAL person that she is.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE (Found on BlackSaint's Profile)

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

The girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly? She's spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped ? He gets enough abuse at home.
See the man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
That guy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Put this as your status if your against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't re-post this.
But I'm sure the people with a heart and a backbone will.

Unknownss - "WanderingMercAsashi, it's called "typing", not "talking". A keyboard is not a mouth, nor does it emit sound. Try to use sense, you hypocrite." Way to point out your brainless thought process you NPC idiot. Not a single part of that sentence made ANY sense. Also, I know you're calling yourself Earthen Youkai and Hellomotos now. If you continue to stalk me I WILL take legal matters into hand, unlike other NPC's on here who whine from an opinion what you are doing is legitimately breaking the law and you WILL be traced and arrested if you continue.

You little punk parasite snowflake.

Earthen Youkai - A real warning to folks, this pissant is a cyberstalking snowflake that can't handle opinions and if you express them he will stalk and harass you. He's also a coward who disabled any form of replies and is a potential threat that should be reported to authorities. Edit: Keep it up and I WILL report you to the authorities you vile little snake.

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