Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go.
Heroes of Olympus Pledge
I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...
I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...
I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...
I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...
I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...
I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...
I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...
I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...
I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...
I promise to remember Rick Riordan
for making these awesome characters!
Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are hydrophobic.
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim competitively.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic.
You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don't take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don't always think before you do something.
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year were BOOKS.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You're very creative and artistic.
You want to be a doctor when you grow up.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your SCHOOL NOTEBOOK has more doodles than notes.
HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets.
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters(and only monsters!).
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You're a techie.
You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
You can easily convince people of things.
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.
You like magic.
You like Harry Potter.
You hate when people think you're the bad guy.
You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.
You couldn't care less about fashion.
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands.
You like being different from everybody else.
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.
Hades! Yeah, he's AMAZING, but he's misunderstood.
NORMAL PEOPLE rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
PJO FANS will ask Zeus to make it rain.
NORMAL PEOPLE say OMG!
PJO FANS say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
PJO FANS won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE think that PJO fans are stupid.
PJO FANS know that normal people are stupid.
NORMAL PEOPLE when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS when being chased use their awesome demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
PJO FANS yell at Zeus to calm down sunny to go for vacation.
PJO FANS would try and find Camp Half Blood.
NORMAL PEOPLE would pinky promise.
PJO FANS would swear on the River Styx.
NORMAL PEOPLE don't have this on their profile.
PJO FANS MUST have this on their profile!
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1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? (green)
2. Your first initial?(I)
3. Your month of birth?(February)
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?(black)
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.(Vanessa)
6. Your favorite number?(21)
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?(Flying)
you like the Lake or Ocean more?(lake)
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).(To get a puppy/dog)
When you're done, scroll down. (No CHEATING!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
Count every "F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.
The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF'.
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. (Yeah! Genius!)
I OWE MY MOM SO MUCH These are the reason why...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
15. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
17. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
19. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY.
"Do what i say and not what i do!"
MOTHERS ARE AWESOME!!!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FEEL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gunshot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own bean bag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
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