1 Four Brides for Four Brothers This reimagining of a classic German fairy tale casts the Beatles as four brothers who travel to a mysterious castle to seek the hands of four imprisoned princesses.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Fairy Tales, K, English, Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 2/22/2020
The Duke was Having Problems with a Message The characters from the fairy tale "Snow White" interrupt a musical rehearsal at the Beatles' little cottage in the forest.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, K, English, Parody, words: 3k+, 2/15/2020, Prince Charming, Queen, Snow White
Cause I'm the Fish, and You're the Sea While riding aboard the Yellow Submarine, the Beatles take a detour from their journey to Pepperland so they can help the Little Mermaid in her quest to win Prince Eric's love.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Little Mermaid, K+, English, Parody, words: 2k+, 2/8/2020, Ariel, Prince Eric, Sebastian, Ursula
1 The Lucky Man who made the Grade This retelling of "Puss in Boots" features John Lennon's intrepid cat Tim in the titular role, while John takes the part of the miller's youngest son and Sir Paul McCartney is promoted to King James Paul II.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Puss in Boots, 2011, K, English, Parody, words: 4k+, follows: 1, 1/31/2020, Puss in Boots
They're Only Sleeping Strung out on a tincture of medieval Preludin, John, Paul, George and Ringo arrive at King Stefan's castle to perform at Princess Aurora's sixteenth birthday party, but find a very unresponsive audience.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Sleeping Beauty, K, English, Parody, words: 3k+, 1/25/2020, Aurora/Briar Rose, Prince Phillip, Maleficent, King Stefan
I've found a Driver, and that's a Start! The Beatles lend their talents and songs to this souped-up version of the fairy tale "Cinderella."
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Cinderella, K, English, Humor, words: 6k+, 1/18/2020, Cinderella, King, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming
The Hound Dog of the Baskervilles Back in London after finishing their 1965 world tour, John and Paul meet a young man named Henry Baskerville, then travel with him to Devon to visit his newly inherited, haunted home on the moors.
Sherlock Holmes & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Mystery, words: 6k+, 1/10/2020
Waiting to Take You Away, Take You Today! While studying at the Royal Academy for the Dramatic Arts in 1955, Brian Epstein befriends a handsome young wizard, and journeys with him to Diagon Alley to purchase a lucky, fame-attracting charm from a dubious-looking shop clerk named Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 5k+, 1/4/2020, Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Her Majesty's a Pretty Nice Girl This "deleted scene" from the third season of the Netflix TV series "The Crown" finds the British royal family discussing the Beatles.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Crown, K, English, Parody, words: 3k+, 12/28/2019, Elizabeth II, Philip M./Duke of Edinburgh, Princess Margaret, Michael A.
She Walked Out of my Dreams, and into my Van! An original Beatles Christmas story set on December 13, 1962. Driving through the English countryside between gigs in Bedford and Shrewsbury, the Beatles are facing another frigid night of sleep in Neil Aspinall's dilapidated van. But with a little help from two shepherds and a sheep named Angela, they might just find some room at the local inn.
Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 12/24/2019
How the Grinch Stole the Beatles! After the Grinch writes a screenplay in which the Beatles have been banished from the earth, two Beatlesque spirits come haunting to show him the error of his ways.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & How the Grinch Stole Christmas, K+, English, Parody, words: 2k+, 12/13/2019, The Grinch
I Get High with a Little Help from my Friends In this variation of O. Henry's classic Christmas story "The Gift of the Magi," John Lennon and Paul McCartney give each other gifts of great value that neither one can use.
Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals, M, English, Parody, words: 2k+, 12/7/2019
Four Spirits Dancing So Strange Four Beatlesque ghosts visit Ebenezer Scrooge on the night before Christmas.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & A Christmas Carol, K, English, Parody, words: 4k+, 11/30/2019, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Future, Ghost of Past, Ghost of Present
They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies After wrapping up the movie "Help!" the Beatles consider starring in the first-ever Hallmark Christmas Rom Com.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & A Royal Christmas, K+, English, Parody, words: 2k+, 11/23/2019
The Beatle in Times Square John Lennon discovers a prodigiously gifted cricket in a bundle of periodicals that he'd purchased from a Manhattan newsstand, and takes on the insect as a new musical partner. Based on the classic children's story about friendship, music and New York City, "The Cricket in Times Square."
Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K, English, Family, words: 5k+, 11/16/2019
Tomorrow Never Knows On July 31, 1965, the evening before the Beatles are scheduled to perform on the television show "Blackpool Night Out" and fifteen years to the date before the birth of Harry Potter, the band pays a visit to a fortune teller by the name of Trelawney and her clairvoyant daughter Sybill.
Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 11/8/2019, Sybill T.
Your Song Will Fill the Air John, Paul, George, Ringo and the rest of the crew of the space cargo ship, The Nostromo, join forces to fight off a seemingly indestructible alien, who bears an uncanny resemblance to another British Invasion-era popstar. Inspired by the 1979 horror film "Alien."
Aliens/Predator & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 4k+, 10/31/2019, E. Ripley, Jones, Alien/Xenomorph, MOTHER
A Séance in the Dark Newly reconstructed as a Frankenstein-like monster, Ringo travels to Friar Park (George's mansion) one evening in 1979, where he meets up with his former bandmates John (Dracula), Paul (Wolfman) and George (The Mummy) for a séance.
Frankenstein & Dracula, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 4k+, 10/26/2019
Beatle, Bubble, Toil and Trouble This short retelling of the famous witch scene from Shakespeare's "Macbeth" features the Beatles as four "sons of witches."
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Macbeth, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 2k+, 10/19/2019, Macbeth, the Three Witches
Suddenly, I'm not Half the Man I Used to Be On one particularly Kafkaesque morning, Paul McCartney wakes up and discovers he has been metamorphosed into a giant beetle.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Metamorphoses, K+, English, Romance, words: 4k+, 10/12/2019