Suddenly, I'm not Half the Man I Used to Be On one particularly Kafkaesque morning, Paul McCartney wakes up and discovers he has been metamorphosed into a giant beetle.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Metamorphoses, K+, English, Romance, words: 4k+, 10/12/2019
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe On a house hunting trip in the Lake District, Ringo tours a mansion just put on the market by a mysterious man named Roderick Usher.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Edgar Allan Poe, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, 10/5/2019
1 Give me Moors! Hey Hey Hey! Give me Moors! In March of 1963, shortly before the release of their first album, the Beatles are driving home from a concert in Harrogate. When their dilapidated van breaks down in the Yorkshire moors, they meet a "spirited" fan named Cathy and her ill-tempered boyfriend Heathcliff. This is the first of five Halloween-themed stories I'll be posting in Autumn 2019.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Wuthering Heights, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 9/28/2019
All The Money's Gone, Nowhere to Go In this loose adaptation of Charles Dickens' story "Oliver Twist," Ringo assumes the role of the orphan Oliver, while Davy Jones plays the Artful Dodger. John, Paul and George are the three Fagan brothers.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Oliver Twist, K+, English, Parody, words: 3k+, 9/21/2019, Fagan, Oliver Twist, The Dodger
Christ, You Know It Ain't Easy! The angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley come to the rescue when a confused convent school girl confronts John Lennon over his "Beatles are bigger than Christ" remarks.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Good Omens, K+, English, Parody, words: 4k+, 9/14/2019, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, The Deliveryman
1 You Know, I Nearly Broke Down and… An original piece of speculative fiction that imagines a possible meeting between Paul McCartney and John Lennon in the afterlife.
Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 9/7/2019
The Sign of the Fab Four This reimagining of the famous Sherlock Holmes story brings a contemporary Sir Paul McCartney to Scotland Yard to inspect a sheet of handwritten Beatles lyrics that has appeared inexplicably on the auction market. But who can solve the mystery of the page's origin?
Sherlock Holmes & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K, English, Mystery, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 8/31/2019, Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Carry Me Back to the Days I Knew Then Brian Epstein arranges a private tour of Edinburgh Castle for the Beatles in late November of 1965. When they arrive in the Crown Room, they meet two mysterious visitors from the Starship Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Parody, words: 3k+, 8/24/2019, M. Scott, Spock
Sitting on the Sofa with a Sister or Two Teenage sisters Narcissa and Andromeda Black use Floo powder to sneak into The Beatles' seminal rooftop concert. But when their sister Bellatrix shows up, the magic moment turns dark.
Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K, English, Parody, words: 4k+, 8/17/2019, Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Molly W., Andromeda T.
Not Just Any Body Brian and the Beatles' quiet retreat to an English manor house is interrupted when a footman dies under mysterious circumstances. Fortunately, Jane Marple arrives on the scene to set things to right.
Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals, T, English, Mystery & Parody, words: 6k+, 8/5/2019
Something A story that is temporarily removed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Humor, words: 16, 7/27/2019
Meet the Beadles A reimagining of Geoffrey Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales." John, Paul, George and Ringo (cast as the Physician, Knight, Friar and Franklin) meet in a pub on their way to Canterbury Cathedral, and sing a series of ballads to the Wife of Bath.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Canterbury Tales, K+, English, Parody, words: 4k+, 7/21/2019
Little Quarrymen This story reimagines "Little Women" with the Beatles cast as the March sisters. The story is set in a 19th century school, with George Martin as the Teacher and Brian Epstein as the Headmaster.
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Little Women, K+, English, Parody, words: 4k+, 7/13/2019, Amy M., Beth M., Jo M., Meg M.
2 Pride and Prejudice and Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo walk into a Regency-era bar ... and discuss the Bennet sisters from "Pride and Prejudice."
Misc. Plays/Musicals & Pride and Prejudice, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 7/6/2019, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Collins, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham