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893In That Moment »
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... NonyaoiNaruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 67k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/22/2009 published: 11/30/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
2k+I Think I »
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.Naruto, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 23, words: 115k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 9/22/2009 published: 10/12/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Of Balls and Brides
Naruto's sudden concern over the state of Sasuke's… stuff… leads to a series of matchmaking dates, which in turn lead Sasuke to realizing just who his ideal bride is.Naruto, T, English, Romance, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 274, 9/22/2009, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
61 Hic!
It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.Naruto, K+, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 579, follows: 160, 6/22/2008, Sasuke U., Naruto U.
54The Returns »
First Sasuke returned. Then it was Akatsuki. And because of them, another returned. However, does Naruto return...?Naruto, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 69, follows: 89, updated: 5/7/2007 published: 4/16/2007, Naruto U., Sasuke U.